DSA: our brake light guy got arrested for beating his wife

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Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jizz please join DSA we need your dues money to buy LaCroix

# ? Jul 12, 2018 18:54

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# ? May 19, 2024 10:25

Jizz Festival: Oct 30, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Ace of Baes posted:

I hope the DSA can survive without Jizz Festival

in reality I've been a member for a year but seriously dude what are you doing?

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# ? Jul 12, 2018 18:56

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

Jizz Festival was going to be the next V.I. Lenin but then he read my something awful posts now the revolution is doomed

# ? Jul 12, 2018 18:56

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jizz Festival posted:

in reality I've been a member for a year but seriously dude what are you doing?

ah poo poo jokes on DSA then, you were a member all along!

# ? Jul 12, 2018 18:58

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

Jizz Festival posted:

in reality I've been a member for a year but seriously dude what are you doing?

posting

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:01

RiotGearEpsilon: Jun 26, 2005; SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

now we are all buying tickets to the festival

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:01

NumberLast: Jun 7, 2014

Jizz Festival posted:

in reality I've been a member for a year but seriously dude what are you doing?

His best, we're all very proud

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:02

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

If you get really mad at the DSA thread you're probably not doing enough organizing IRL to realize that the DSA thread on the shitposting subforum of the dead gay irony forums doesn't matter

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:03

Jizz Festival: Oct 30, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

gotta be working constantly, lord knows one job isn't enough

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:04

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

especially now that there's actually a serious official DSA forum that's open to members

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:04

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Ace is a cop who is trying to deter future DSA recruits

Phinumbers is either a cop or a swamp maoist trying to trick dumb new recruits into supporting violent overthrow of the capitalist government

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:05

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Except cops aren't generally that competent so I'm just going to guess he's a swamp maoist

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:05

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Marxalot posted:

Phinumbers is either a cop or a swamp maoist trying to trick dumb new recruits into supporting violent overthrow of the capitalist government

you got me I'm both

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:06

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

Jizz Festival posted:

in reality I've been a member for a year but seriously dude what are you doing?

you lied about not being a DSA member? wtf

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:06

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Phi230 posted:

you got me I'm both

the joke is the swamp maoists are both

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:06

Jizz Festival: Oct 30, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Karl Barks posted:

you lied about not being a DSA member? wtf

all I do is donate money so it's only half a lie

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:08

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jizz Festival posted:

all I do is donate money so it's only half a lie

goto a committee meeting you monster

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:10

Ace of Baes: Jul 7, 1977

Ace of Baes posted:

If you get really mad at the DSA thread you're probably not doing enough organizing IRL to realize that the DSA thread on the shitposting subforum of the dead gay irony forums doesn't matter

Jizz Festival posted:

all I do is donate money so it's only half a lie

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:10

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

did anyone join the official forum yet whats it like and will i find my swamp maoist brothers there

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:10

Marxalot: Dec 24, 2008; Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

please don't disparage the contributions of Comrade Jizz Moneystorm because that's all I do too

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:12

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

Shear Modulus posted:

did anyone join the official forum yet

yes

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:14

Rated PG-34: Jul 1, 2004

im proud of my contribution to dsa national embezzlement schemes

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:14

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Shear Modulus posted:

did anyone join the official forum yet whats it like and will i find my swamp maoist brothers there

It's boring. Even the thread about the DWG SC resignation is boring and drama free.

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:15

Hieronymous Alloy: Jan 30, 2009; Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!; Morbid Hound

Jizz Festival posted:

all I do is donate money so it's only half a lie

Every ounce of your contribution is valuable

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:15

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

the only way you're allowed to be mad at the DSA is at national + NPC and I mean it folks

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:15

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Phi230 posted:

the only way you're allowed to be mad at the DSA is at national + NPC and I mean it folks

Abolish the NPC

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:17

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

What has the NPC even done

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:18

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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big black turnout posted:

It's boring. Even the thread about the DWG SC resignation is boring and drama free.

if I can't shitpost I'm not joining

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:19

big black turnout: Jan 13, 2009; Fallen Rib

Phi230 posted:

What has the NPC even done

Tweeted

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:25

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Jizz Festival posted:

all I do is donate money so it's only half a lie

donate some time. throw a festival for the DSA! I don't know what kind of festival, you'll figure it out.

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:27

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Ace of Baes posted:

Jizz Festival was going to be the next V.I. Lenin but then he read my something awful posts now the revolution is doomed

From 2016 to 2018, only the ghost of the old revolution circulated - from Lowtax, the entrepreneur in black jorts, who disguised himself as old Maxey, down to the shitposter who hides his trivial and repulsive features behind the iron death mask of Supermechagodzilla. A whole forum, which thought it had acquired an online community by way of vBulletin, suddenly finds itself dead and gay, and to remove any doubt about the relapse, the old memes arise again � the old subforums, the old macros, the old permas, which had long since become a subject of SAclopedia lore, and the old posters of the threads who had seemed long dead. The forum feels like the goon on Weird Twitter who thinks he is living in the time of the old Photoshop threads and daily bewails the hard labor he must perform in the comedy goldmines, immured in this Favstar prison, a cotton fedora fastened to his head, the moderator of the subforum behind him with a long whip, and in the hashtags a confused welter of normies who understand neither the goons nor each other, since they speak no common language. �And all this,� sighs the mad poster, �is expected of me, a freeborn gamer, in order to make gold for the admins.� �In order to pay the debts of the Kyanka family,� sigh the posters. The goon, so long as he was not in his right mind, could not get rid of his id�e fix� of comedy gold.

# ? Jul 12, 2018 19:35