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https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/8yn1xs/two_graduate_students_getting_married_how_to_deal/Personal Finance Subreddit posted:So my fiance is currently going to a private school for his masters degree where I just recently got accepted to. We've been engaged but aren't in a rush to get married especially if it would be bad for us financially, taxes, fafsa, ect. I admit we need to research this part. Should I triple my student loan debt so I can make vidja games with my fiance?
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 20:51 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Please tell me his username is a nod to someone famous or notable that he admires and not the real name of the man who just admitted to committing a boatload of tax fraud on the internet? That person's account looks real legit:
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:01 |
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Whoever organized that crypto thing sounds like a genius. Get a bunch of idiots to send you their (untraceable) cryptocurrency, sell it, and loan them out money claiming off the record that it is a tax scam. Collect as many idiots as possible for 1-2 years, then start suing them all for repayment of the loans while denying any knowledge of any crypto transfer.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:21 |
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Sock The Great posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/8yn1xs/two_graduate_students_getting_married_how_to_deal/ You never, ever, ever pay for your entire graduate degree (unless you're rich or something). Universities fund grad positions, and if you're not being offered funding, you don't go.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:30 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:You never, ever, ever pay for your entire graduate degree (unless you're rich or something). Universities fund grad positions, and if you're not being offered funding, you don't go. As if they're getting their vidja game graduate degree at a real University
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:34 |
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Barry posted:As if they're getting their vidja game graduate degree at a real University Just wait til you see the research they're doing!
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:36 |
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Hoodwinker posted:Hnnnnnnggghhhh The best part are his responses. When asked why he doesn't just pay the 200k on the apparently $1.3 million he sold.... quote:I already pay 50% of the income from my day job to the government, which I feel is enough. Also, I wouldn't have done this if it wasn't completed by a CPA with a great deal of experience in this field. Oh. I am sure the IRS will totally accept that "I felt I already paid enough" argument
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 21:39 |
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I joined a facebook group for buying and selling wakeboard boats. There is some serious BWM there (even beyond the basic BWM associated with owning a boat). 15-20 year loans at 6% with only 10% down. For a boat.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:15 |
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gvibes posted:I joined a facebook group for buying and selling wakeboard boats. There is some serious BWM there (even beyond the basic BWM associated with owning a boat). 15-20 year loans at 6% with only 10% down. For a boat. Which ends up underwater faster, the loan or the boat
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:23 |
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Raldikuk posted:The best part are his responses. When asked why he doesn't just pay the 200k on the apparently $1.3 million he sold.... Praying for the IRS agents in charge of tracking down crypto fraud. Please stay strong through the Trump admin cuts and land a few of these whales.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:24 |
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Raldikuk posted:The best part are his responses. crypto idiot posted:I think people are either angry that they already paid these taxes, or angry that they don't have the crypto to sell. Before I posted I knew people would be making bad prison jokes, but I felt it was important to share the information.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 22:24 |
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If we're really lucky he'll actually make those claims to the IRS and get slapped with a frivolous argument charge on top of everything else and that is where the IRS really fucks you. I mean, I don't love paying taxes either but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate a good bit of stupid when I see it.
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# ? Jul 13, 2018 23:54 |
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With the impending global economic collapse looming, what should I be doing with my money? I have 100k-ish cash floating around not doing much of anything and 20k in a good diverse spread of ETFs across a bunch of different industries. I'm a bit worried about next year's recession particularly in regards to my etfs and I feel like I probably should get that money out sooner rather than later. In Canada.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:08 |
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Methanar posted:With the impending global economic collapse looming, what should I be doing with my money? Double down on bitcoin. Or, post in the right thread in this very subforum.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:11 |
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Haifisch posted:No kidding. I like how "tax evasion is immoral" doesn't even occur to him as a potential reason people might be making GBS threads on him
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:20 |
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Methanar posted:With the impending global economic collapse looming, what should I be doing with my money? Source your quotes -OR- Learn to read thread titles, dumbass
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 01:51 |
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Weatherman posted:Source your quotes I think they picked the correct thread.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:30 |
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:It is a BFC rite of passage to ask for advice on where to keep some money for either like 1 or 10 years that might be for a house down payment or potentially early retirement and ideally with high growth but available any time and without volatility This was my favorite post of the month.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:34 |
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Please give me advice for my unique situation, it's exactly the same as everyone else but unlike the other morons out there, I would like a high rate of return on my investment. Edit: also if someone does give me good advice I will ignore it and do what I was going to do anyway Devonaut fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jul 14, 2018 |
# ? Jul 14, 2018 03:57 |
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Methanar posted:With the impending global economic collapse looming, what should I be doing with my money? Oh poo poo, the recession is starting next year? Like, Jan 1st, or if not, which month? Gotta sell all my stocks before it hits!
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 10:47 |
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Darkrenown posted:Oh poo poo, the recession is starting next year? Like, Jan 1st, or if not, which month? Gotta sell all my stocks before it hits! I live in Canada, and it's actually starting October 17 of this year. That's when Canada legalized weed. According to trusted (definitely not conservative think tank) sources, this will erode our moral fibre, and the explosion of new users will most likely tank our productivity. Put everything in snack futures.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 12:43 |
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Gonnna sell everything Oct 16th, re-buy when it hits the bottom!
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 14:19 |
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Darkrenown posted:Gonnna sell everything Oct 16th, re-buy when it hits the bottom! Fool, you were supposed to "sell in May and go away"!
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 14:37 |
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I'm currently planning on retiring in 33 years and am worried the market won't return 12% a year every year until then -- what should I do?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:21 |
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last laugh posted:I'm currently planning on retiring in 33 years and am worried the market won't return 12% a year every year until then -- what should I do? Edit: what about bitcoin? Hoodwinker fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Jul 14, 2018 |
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Hoodwinker posted:I'm currently saving $200 a year for retirement. What should I put my money in to make sure it's worth $20m in 35 years when it's time to retire??? With the magic of compound interest you only need a return of 34.824% annually to get there! So Bitcoin checks out. Be sure to buy on margin to magnify your gains or you might fall short.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:36 |
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balancedbias posted:With the magic of compound interest you only need a return of 34.824% annually to get there! So Bitcoin checks out. Be sure to buy on margin to magnify your gains or you might fall short. Just open a payday loan company.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:42 |
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But just think of the overhead, with having to hire kneecappers and all. Professionally done physical intimidation/violence can't be cheap.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:45 |
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I forgot to specify but the retirement money is for my ranch of 69 horses.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 16:50 |
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Hoodwinker posted:I forgot to specify but the retirement money is for my ranch of 69 horses. The horses should pitch in if they're supposed to be retiring in 35 years
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 17:12 |
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Hoodwinker posted:I forgot to specify but the retirement money is for my ranch of 69 horses. On 420 acres
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 17:16 |
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1018167024084832256
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 17:32 |
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How much for the after show?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 17:52 |
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Hoodwinker posted:I'm currently saving $200 a year for retirement. What should I put my money in to make sure it's worth $20m in 35 years when it's time to retire??? Time travel research.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:31 |
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Methanar posted:With the impending global economic collapse looming, what should I be doing with my money? LOL if there is a global economic collapse then GWM is to invest in shotgun shells and shelf-stable food.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 18:55 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:LOL if there is a global economic collapse then GWM is to invest in shotgun shells and shelf-stable food.
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:10 |
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Full circle. Beautiful, Hoodwinker
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 19:20 |
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I ate a can of mixed vegetables today with an expiration date of 2012. Tasted fine. GWM?
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 20:29 |
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Aren't there multiple youtube channels predicated on eating decades old canned and preserved goods
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# ? Jul 14, 2018 20:34 |
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You could use the same claim to argue for eating Tide pods
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