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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

So, is that from a king tide, or regular tide?

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drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
King tide.

But given wiki says the elevation of ballina is 1.7m it'll be regular tide soon enough.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

bell jar posted:

:siren: Paging jbp to the thread :siren:

*Straightens tie and looks down barrel of camera one*

Autism.

trunkh
Jan 31, 2011



JBP posted:

*Straightens tie and looks down barrel of camera one*

Autism.

Woah, when did you get a spot on 60 minutes.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

JBP posted:

*Straightens tie and looks down barrel of camera one*

Autism.

:golfclap:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Does anyone know what the feeling is on the ground in Longman and Braddon? Because I have a feeling Labor is going to lose both, freak out, do something stupid like roll Shorten and lose the next election.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

JBP posted:

*Straightens tie and looks down barrel of camera one*

Autism.

:lol:

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

I just want to say, that as a person with immediate family as current ADF members, the ASM isn't really all that prestigious as it's just denoting the fact that the member served in an overseas operation that wasn't "war".

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Starshark posted:

What is My Health Record? This is the first I've heard of it, sad to say.

The basic idea is to have your health data in a separate database where you control access for different medical professionals. The intent is good: being able to keep track of medical history could be important to future treatment and keeps it all in one place in a format that isn't subject to radical change depending on the records system of any one institution.

But it can also be bad: security concerns aside, many companies will have a vested interest in you having a record at all: insurance companies will almost certainly demand access or alter policies because you opted-out. It's not just about access either: once the data is there, it will be very difficult to remove or be updated or added to without hefty legal responsibility. That sounds like a good thing until you think about why doing none of those things might be better for a shady aged care home, who wants to keep certain information "safe" from regulatory eyes.

Sure, in an emergency situation, "healthcare professionals" are granted access, but the comforting blurb on the website doesn't go into details about what happens if you've restricted access by code; is that just ignored for five days and how is that tracked? If you remove information, they can never access that; what happens if your power-of-attorney decides that for you? To say nothing of the secondary use of the data which you have to turn off, because the default is "on". Some at the IT end of health were very concerned about that default back in May, and so wer the Law Council of Australia:

quote:

The Law Council does not consider that the policy decision to adopt an opt out model for creation of My Health Record supports a further decision to adopt an opt out model for secondary uses of My Health Record (i.e. health, clinical and medical research). Rather, the Law Council recommends that the opposite should be the case: that is, that the default creation of a My Health Record for an individual should lead to policy caution in adopting a default consent for secondary uses of that individual’s My Health Record. Measures should be adopted in the framework to require ‘opt in’ for the use of personal data for secondary purposes to ensure that any use of personal data is by consent, as required by the legislation.

In other words, "this is not stuff we want to litigate down the track". My advice: whatever you decide, get a professional like your GP to go through it with you, like I did: it was easier for mine to get in and set it up with me than getting permission from their stupid system to do it myself. The government is well aware that people are seriously skeptical, so expect some stupid advertising.

quote:

Meanwhile, the Federal Department of Human Services child support system suffered a four-day tech meltdown at Easter caused by its troubled transition from a post-end-of-life Cuba system to a Pluto platform.

Oh great

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Wages growth not a myth! We were just not looking in the right places! Stupid lefties!

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/10-highest-paid-asx200-ceo-in-2017-2018-7 posted:

The 10 highest paid ASX200 CEOs in 2017 CHRIS PASH JUL 17, 2018

Don Meij, the long-serving CEO of Domino’s Pizza Enterprises, is the highest paid chief executive of an ASX200 company, earning $36,837,702 in the 2017 financial year. His pay was almost eight times his statutory pay, and well above his 2016 realised pay of $21.03 million. Meij’s high pay was due to the rapid increase in Domino’s share price above the exercise price of options granted as an equity incentive. Domino’s Pizza was also last year hit by a scandal over wage underpayment, prompting a wage audit across its stores and franchisees.

In second place as the highest paid are Peter and Steven Lowy, the joint CEOs of Westfield, with $25,906,960. Australian Council of Superannuation Investors’ (ACSI) 17th annual survey of chief executive remuneration in ASX200 companies shows that chief executive pay is on the rise, with average realised pay reaching the highest level in four years. This uplift correlates with strong equity market performance which pushed bonuses higher. Median realised pay for an ASX100 CEO rose 12.4% to $4.36 million. Most ASX100 CEOs received a bonus at a significant proportion of their maximum entitlement.

ASX100 CEOs are more likely to lose their job than their bonus. In 2017, 74 of the 80 CEOs eligible for a bonus received one, and the median outcome was 70.5% of maximum. There were 10 Top 100 CEOs who left their roles in 2017. The Australian Council of Superannuation Investors has 38 members, Australian and international asset owners and institutional investors. Collectively, they manage $2.2 trillion in assets and own on average 10% of every ASX200 company.

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

ballina is a wretched hive of boomer retirees so i'm glad the sea is coming to reclaim it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

avshalemon posted:

ballina is a wretched hive of boomer retirees so i'm glad the sea is coming to reclaim it

I hope the brtish backpackers in Byron bay all drown (or at least get a wash).

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Cool, now Turnbull is buying into the Sudanese/Alpha Gang bullshit:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-07-17/sudanese-gangs-real-concern-in-melbourne-malcolm-turnbull-says/10002556

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Not surprising. Hes in melb trying to win the election for the local libs.

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

my family's new racehorse just won its first race

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

avshalemon posted:

my family's new racehorse just won its first race

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

i understand

i understand

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

so help me lord

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

why did it have to be racehorses, why couldn't they have bought a minor-league soccer team in south america or something

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

the boomers are so unimaginative with their money, that's what drives me insane. it's either horses, boats or travel (and travel is either cruising or grey nomad caravan poo poo that i'm convinced none of them ever enjoy because all they do is complain about how many aboriginal people they saw on their way through the outback)*. for gently caress's sake, plant a forest and name it after yourself or something, it'll make you much happier to think about when you're on your deathbed and it's actually a net good for the world rather than actively contributing to several of our hosed-up situations

*i'm not specifically talking to my family here, i have so much contact with rich waspy boomers because of where i've been living, it is an endless nightmare

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

wretched

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

wretched

trunkh
Jan 31, 2011




Pynes response was perfect untill he was helpfully prompted by the press to fall in line.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

trunkh posted:

Pynes response was perfect untill he was helpfully prompted by the press to fall in line.

Just read that part, :laffo:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



"Are you afraid to go out to restaurants in Melbourne?" a reporter asked.

"No, why? Should I be?" he asked.

The reporter then explained the Prime Minister's comments.

"Oh because of the gangs … the violence. Oh I'm sorry I wasn't following you, I didn't understand the question," he replied.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

It's very carefully phrased, though - there's a lot of "concern", there is "real anxiety". There may not be gangs, of course, but there's perception.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Lol I hope you Melbournites like Casinos, because that's the only place you're going to be able to go after 10 on a Saturday once the Liberals win the election and the curfews begin.

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Don Dongington posted:

Lol I hope you Melbournites like Casinos, because that's the only place you're going to be able to go after 10 on a Saturday once the Liberals win the election and the curfews begin.
i'm moving to melbourne soon and if the libs get in i will be out of this country by 2022 at the latest, i'll probably move to finland to work as a caribou psychologist two days before the russians invade but it's ok: i've got a plan.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

I don’t know a single person that’s overly concerned about ‘African Gangs’ or about going out in Melbourne.

The Hun and Channel 7 are cancers that need to be excised from the glorious Socialist Republic of Victoria.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Shameful of you to silence the voices of that South African concerned dad who said that they weren't just kids but professional criminals and that McDonald's window

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

avshalemon posted:

the boomers are so unimaginative with their money, that's what drives me insane. it's either horses, boats or travel (and travel is either cruising or grey nomad caravan poo poo that i'm convinced none of them ever enjoy because all they do is complain about how many aboriginal people they saw on their way through the outback)*. for gently caress's sake, plant a forest and name it after yourself or something, it'll make you much happier to think about when you're on your deathbed and it's actually a net good for the world rather than actively contributing to several of our hosed-up situations

*i'm not specifically talking to my family here, i have so much contact with rich waspy boomers because of where i've been living, it is an endless nightmare

That gave me a good laugh. Thats exactly what the boomers in my life are - unimaginative.

And what is it about rich old people and their bloody boats?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

drunkill posted:

King tide.

But given wiki says the elevation of ballina is 1.7m it'll be regular tide soon enough.

True enough.

But even two guaranteed 'floods' per year is going to kill land values and destroy infrastructure.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

froglet posted:

That gave me a good laugh. Thats exactly what the boomers in my life are - unimaginative.

And what is it about rich old people and their bloody boats?

less chance of an accident when you fall asleep while driving

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Cartoon posted:

Wages growth not a myth! We were just not looking in the right places! Stupid lefties!

I wish we could have that law like in Sweden where the highest paid people in a company can't earn more than ten times the lowest paid people do.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I wish we could have that law like in Sweden where the highest paid people in a company can't earn more than ten times the lowest paid people do.

Where's the post from a couple threads back at the dude who gave up on leftism when I suggested that there should be an upper bound to the amount of money someone can earn. This is absolutely one of the first things I'd do if somehow a majority of loony Australians voted me into power.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

That, and summary execution of each member of the sitting Government, on principle

avshalemon
Jun 28, 2018

Reclines Obesily posted:

less chance of an accident when you fall asleep while driving
i think i've mentioned this before, but this is how my grandfather lost our family fortune in the 70s

racing identity
Apr 5, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Dude McAwesome posted:

I don’t know a single person that’s overly concerned about ‘African Gangs’ or about going out in Melbourne.

The Hun and Channel 7 are cancers that need to be excised from the glorious Socialist Republic of Victoria.

Western Suburbs White People are concerned about African Gangs(TM), but they are concerned about home invasions, not getting knockout gamed while going out for dinner

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
ADANI has finally stitched up funding for its massive coalmine in central Queensland.

Delayed by years of legal and environmental issues, the $6 billion project’s final financial hurdle is the $1.35 billion in funding needed for the rail line, and that appears to be close.

The revelations came from Karan Adani, the son of the company’s owner Gautum Adani and chief executive of the ports business, who told Indian TV that it was now closing the financing of the rail project.

“We have all the Government approvals for everything,’’ he said.

“We have closed the financing of the mine, the port is already operational and now we are just closing the financing of the rail.

“I think that project is about $US1 billion ($A1.35 billion).’’

It follows a major victory for the company when it recently refinanced the debt owing on its Abbot Point coal port with a South Korean company, but despite Mr Adani’s confidence not all environmental approvals have been resolved with the key groundwater issue still awaiting a decision from the Federal Government.

The project was dealt a serious blow in November last year when the Palaszczuk Government said it would veto any taxpayer financing from NAIF for the rail project. That has meant a nine-month delay for Adani because it had to restart its financing deals.

Australian banks had also refused to finance the project because of climate change concerns.

Adani’s Australian business last night said work to secure finance for the Carmichael project was “progressing well’’.

“Finance for the mine is contingent on securing finance for the rail component of the project as both are interdependent.

“We are 100 per cent committed to delivering the Carmichael project for Queensland,’’ the company said.

Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the Government was awaiting news from the company and the Government’s position on the project had not changed.

“The mine has to stand on its own two feet. It has to stack up financially and environmentally,” she said.

Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan said the current strength of the coal market, which is delivering the highest prices for thermal coal since 2012, indicated the sense of opening up the Galilee Basin.

“We would be mad not to do everything we can to take the opportunity. Someone will take advantage of the high prices and bring on new coal capacity. I want it to be Queensland, not South Africa or Russia or America.’’

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Stevefin
Sep 30, 2013

Anidav posted:

ADANI has finally stitched up funding for its massive coalmine in central Queensland.

Delayed by years of legal and environmental issues, the $6 billion project’s final financial hurdle is the $1.35 billion in funding needed for the rail line, and that appears to be close.

The revelations came from Karan Adani, the son of the company’s owner Gautum Adani and chief executive of the ports business, who told Indian TV that it was now closing the financing of the rail project.

“We have all the Government approvals for everything,’’ he said.

“We have closed the financing of the mine, the port is already operational and now we are just closing the financing of the rail.

“I think that project is about $US1 billion ($A1.35 billion).’’

It follows a major victory for the company when it recently refinanced the debt owing on its Abbot Point coal port with a South Korean company, but despite Mr Adani’s confidence not all environmental approvals have been resolved with the key groundwater issue still awaiting a decision from the Federal Government.

The project was dealt a serious blow in November last year when the Palaszczuk Government said it would veto any taxpayer financing from NAIF for the rail project. That has meant a nine-month delay for Adani because it had to restart its financing deals.

Australian banks had also refused to finance the project because of climate change concerns.

Adani’s Australian business last night said work to secure finance for the Carmichael project was “progressing well’’.

“Finance for the mine is contingent on securing finance for the rail component of the project as both are interdependent.

“We are 100 per cent committed to delivering the Carmichael project for Queensland,’’ the company said.

Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the Government was awaiting news from the company and the Government’s position on the project had not changed.

“The mine has to stand on its own two feet. It has to stack up financially and environmentally,” she said.

Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan said the current strength of the coal market, which is delivering the highest prices for thermal coal since 2012, indicated the sense of opening up the Galilee Basin.

“We would be mad not to do everything we can to take the opportunity. Someone will take advantage of the high prices and bring on new coal capacity. I want it to be Queensland, not South Africa or Russia or America.’’

This is horrible news and both the LNP and labor are dumb asses for letting it go through

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