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What kind of hosed-up definition of "safely" is he using? Poops Mcgoots posted:I don't know, I'd be pretty disappointed if a kid hosed up a memento of one of my parents. Heck, same but would you post about it on the Internet?
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Jerry Cotton posted:What kind of hosed-up definition of "safely" is he using? That definition of Safely is a thing. It means that it is theoretically safe in the place it was in, like "I put the disk safely in it's case so it didn't scratch"
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Jul 18, 2018 09:10
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Put that kid through a wood chipper and sell what's left afterwards to Taco Bell, IMO Turtlicious posted:someone please yell at that man to clean his dirty loving bong my loving god. It's just dirty? I thought the thing was melted or something.
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BioEnchanted posted:That definition of Safely is a thing. It means that it is theoretically safe in the place it was in, like "I put the disk safely in it's case so it didn't scratch" Oh it's like the horror movie safely as in "whew I'm glad I'm safely back in the cabin and not outside where that creepy AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEAAARGH*burble*"
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RareAcumen posted:Put that kid through a wood chipper and sell what's left afterwards to Taco Bell, IMO Yeah it's resin stuck to loving burnt rear end carbon, so this nasty smoke sticks to the nasty resin, and then it collects and collects, that thing shouldn't even loving hit anymore tbh.
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Jul 18, 2018 09:54
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Turtlicious posted:Yeah it's resin stuck to loving burnt rear end carbon, so this nasty smoke sticks to the nasty resin, and then it collects and collects, that thing shouldn't even loving hit anymore tbh. They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned.
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Jul 18, 2018 10:40
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Untrustable posted:They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned. Bong Appétit!
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Untrustable posted:They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned. They should heat up 90% isopropynol on the stove until it lightly boils then pour it through the bong a few times. Takes care of the resin super quick.
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Jul 18, 2018 10:59
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Captain Monkey posted:They should heat up 90% isopropynol on the stove until it lightly boils then pour it through the bong a few times. Takes care of the resin super quick. Yeah but then you miss out on a good spaghetti alla siciliana as a reward for doing a chore. Always reward yourself for a job well done. Thats the best part of doing a chore.
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Jul 18, 2018 11:05
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Untrustable posted:Yeah but then you miss out on a good spaghetti alla siciliana as a reward for doing a chore. Always reward yourself for a job well done. Thats the best part of doing a chore. Just cook the spaghetti in the rubbing alcohol.
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Jul 18, 2018 11:57
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Captain Monkey posted:Just cook the spaghetti in the rubbing alcohol. Just eat the uncooked spaghetti like an animal.
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Jul 18, 2018 13:32
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Love to make right wing talking points as an act of resistance https://twitter.com/edkrassen/status/1019522669211865088?s=21
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Jul 18, 2018 13:33
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Just eat the uncooked spaghetti like an animal. 
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Jul 18, 2018 13:39
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bong cleaning pro tip: put a little bit of alcohol and some airsoft BBs in there and shake it uses way less alcohol and you don't have to heat anything up
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Jul 18, 2018 13:42
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Henchman of Santa posted:Love to make right wing talking points as an act of resistance You should teach your children Russian if you can and if they're into it because that gives you access to a lot of interesting literature, media, and people.  https://twitter.com/DwyaneWade/status/1019156522662653956 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You should teach your children Russian if you can and if they're into it because that gives you access to a lot of interesting literature, media, and people. Considering Dwyane Wade’s early life on the Chicago south side you’d think he would realize how bad that sounds but I guess being insanely rich for your entire adult life changes the way you see things.
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Jul 18, 2018 13:58
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You should teach your children Russian if you can and if they're into it because that gives you access to a lot of interesting literature, media, and people. There’s a gas station I drive by that has this same quote on their roadside sign. I wonder how the employees feel.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Love to make right wing talking points as an act of resistance I don’t know who they are in the scheme of things, but they followed me a little while ago. I followed back, and they tend to make their points in the most obnoxious way possible.
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Ambitious Spider posted:I don’t know who they are in the scheme of things, but they followed me a little while ago. I followed back, and they tend to make their points in the most obnoxious way possible. They are just attention whores capitalizing on the resistance. They used to be Justin Bieber and Jonas Brothers fan accounts. Also they were caught up in some kind of federal crime. Never follow back and never trust identical twins.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:You should teach your children Russian if you can and if they're into it because that gives you access to a lot of interesting literature, media, and people. Last I checked speaking Russian was one of the requirements to be an astronaut. So yes. Always teach your kids Russian. That way that only have to doctorate and height requirements holding them back from going to space.
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Jul 18, 2018 14:35
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Henchman of Santa posted:At least half of the replies to this obvious joke directly responding to a bullshit story are calling the joke out for being untrue. Incredible job from twitter users across the board. Obviously the story here is the 28-year army vet that has to drive Uber to support himself Speaking of selfless public service  quote:
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Jul 18, 2018 14:57
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Just did a bit of reading into that palace and putin's wealth. Its unfathomable and truly scary how hopelessly ignorant potus and anyone in support of this puppet show is to the true nature of putin. putin is Baal. trump is the quill rat in the blood moor.
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codo27 posted:Just did a bit of reading into that palace and putin's wealth. Its unfathomable and truly scary how hopelessly ignorant potus and anyone in support of this puppet show is to the true nature of putin. putin is Baal. trump is the quill rat in the blood moor. Judging by right wing media that makes Obama Multi Shot Lightning Enchanted Pindleskin.
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Jul 18, 2018 15:53
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Does anyone have that tweet of the guy defending Elon Musk by claiming that "pedo" was short for Pediatric or Pedestrian?
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Pyromaniac Ida posted:Judging by right wing media that makes Obama Multi Shot Lightning Enchanted Pindleskin. holy poo poo I'm losing it
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Pyromaniac Ida posted:Judging by right wing media that makes Obama Multi Shot Lightning Enchanted Pindleskin. loving lol
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I don't get it :/
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Untrustable posted:They should boil it. Everything comes out in a good boil. Afterwards make some pasta in the resin water. Not to get high or nothin', just to not waste water and you get to have pasta to reward yourself for a bong well cleaned.
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https://twitter.com/NYCTSubway/status/1019439416216117249 Please do not call the police on a dog
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also it's nutty to pretend even Putin's pretend salary of 112k is 'measly'
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:also it's nutty to pretend even Putin's pretend salary of 112k is 'measly' Jacob Wohl is a loving bootlick who sees a path for his own corrupt enrichment in Trump 
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zoux posted:I don't get it :/ Baal is the final boss of Diablo 2. Quill rats are the easiest enemy in the game and a common find in the Blood Moor, the earliest area. Pindleskin is a miniboss in the late game, and Multi Shot Lightning Enchanted Pindleskin is a variant that shits out absolutely huge amounts of lightning whenever you attack, probably killing you. Depending on your build he may be harder and is definitely more annoying than Baal.
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zoux posted:Jacob Wohl is a loving bootlick who sees a path for his own corrupt enrichment in Trump this is a child in a man's body
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You know, I had forgotten about lightning Pindleskin until now. Thanks for the flashback.
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Jacob A Whole more like it
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hawowanlawow posted:this is a child in a man's body It's a child in a child's body. Dude's only 19-20 and has already reached senility.
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Jul 18, 2018 17:02
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How are you guys not just using a little acetone on your bongs. Like what the hell goons.
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PASS THE MASH posted:It's a child in a child's body. Dude's only 19-20 and has already reached senility.  Guys remember waffleimages?
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Scathach posted:How are you guys not just using a little acetone on your bongs. Like what the hell goons. Waterpipes are a barbarous eastern custom. I only take drugs the enlightened and scientific way: a carefully measured and cleanly administered injection.
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Doc Hawkins posted:Waterpipes are a barbarous eastern custom. I only take drugs the enlightened and scientific way: a carefully measured and cleanly administered injection. Well, you appear to be a doctor so I'll respect your judgement.
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