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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

s.i.r.e. posted:

I'm the bullets fired from the copy flying through the residential neighborhood.

You don't understand! The guy he's chasing is armed and dangerous! The suspect might fire bullets that will fly through a residential neighbourhood.

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

This is upsetting.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Bad Munki posted:

Robocop was trained programmed to account for that.

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/0jtkG0S.gif :nws:

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/l1Qp3Pb.gifv

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Whole video is fantastic.

Scene 27 our robocop remake. Leaching off ikeas internet at the moment and they won't let me visit the video where a bunch of dudes get their dick blown off

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


"The strange thing is, I don't even own a dog. Who's dog is this?"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

mods?

This sets an unrealistic standard for women

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

http://i.imgur.com/OAWt02p.gifv

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Heh did that guy walk in on a dirty cop about to execute his partner?

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Android Apocalypse posted:

Heh did that guy walk in on a dirty cop about to execute his partner?

The cops are executing some other guy as he walks round the corner lol

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Heh did that guy walk in on a dirty cop about to execute his partner?

I think that’s the other player who died in the back, and he was the one who robbed the liquor store. The player who was recording got a star for trespassing.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

This is spinning clockwise for everyone, ya?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

This is spinning clockwise for everyone, ya?

Yes, unless you want to be arrested.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Jobbo_Fett posted:

This is spinning clockwise for everyone, ya?

looking closely i'm gonna have to call widdershins

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

looking closely i'm gonna have to call widdershins

it's pretty clearly widderforearms

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Trig Discipline posted:

it's pretty clearly widderforearms

:golfclap: god drat you

We really need a combination of :catstare: and :golfclap:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

it's pretty clearly widderforearms

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

cut from the video for "closer" for being too graphic

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Interesting pole dance/toddler toy dichotomy going on there.

But that's a tale as old as time I guess.

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Interesting pole dance/toddler toy dichotomy going on there.

But that's a tale as old as time I guess.

It's like playing 'spot the cot' when watching documentaries about drug addicts.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Eh, pole classes are basically a standard part of suburban lady fitness culture these days. I know a number of women in their 20s and 30s who have poles at home who would never dream of setting foot on the stage of an actual strip club.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

s.i.r.e. posted:

I'm the bullets fired from the copy flying through the residential neighborhood.

Cop doesn't give 2 shits if his stray rounds kill innocents. Remember, any 'accidental' deaths tallied from the cop get added to the suspects murder rapsheet.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Nickiepoo posted:

It's like playing 'spot the cot' when watching documentaries about drug addicts.
I play "spot the brown-and-orange-toned floral velveteen couch" when I watch Intervention, and drat if I don't hit paydirt nine times out of ten.

Nickiepoo
Jun 24, 2013
I feel like that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

zoux posted:



I don't think that's in the manual

What a pussy.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/uqg5jlyjcqjj6uzj1p0b.mp4

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



DandyLion posted:

Cop doesn't give 2 shits if his stray rounds kill innocents. Remember, any 'accidental' deaths tallied from the cop get added to the suspects murder rapsheet.

Wow, never heard of that but that's hosed.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

s.i.r.e. posted:

Wow, never heard of that but that's hosed.

The getaway driver is the only survivor of a heist because his partners tripped and broke their necks? Double murder.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Hirayuki posted:

I play "spot the brown-and-orange-toned floral velveteen couch" when I watch Intervention, and drat if I don't hit paydirt nine times out of ten.



i had that exact same couch in college. no one intervened though

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Nickiepoo posted:

I feel like that's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

turn on your monitor

https://i.imgur.com/C14lGgb.mp4

Laserjet 4P has a new favorite as of 23:18 on Jul 18, 2018

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Lurking Haro posted:

The getaway driver is the only survivor of a heist because his partners tripped and broke their necks? Double murder.

Only in states with a felony murder statute.

...which, okay, is 46 of them.

(The cause also has to be proximate in a number of them. In others, deaths *not* directly caused by the criminals don't count. )

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

s.i.r.e. posted:

Wow, never heard of that but that's hosed.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/15/alabama-accomplice-law-lakeith-smith

A 15yo (who is now 18) got 30 years for murder because a cop killed one of his friends while they were committing burglary. The US justice system is kinda hosed

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/FKle0Fc.gifv

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Could somebody explain to me what the gently caress please?

https://i.imgur.com/8lTPXUO.mp4

Probably fulla crocodiles too. Somebody gimme the what/why/wtf on this one so I can sleep at night.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Karate Bastard posted:

Could somebody explain to me what the gently caress please?

https://i.imgur.com/8lTPXUO.mp4

Probably fulla crocodiles too. Somebody gimme the what/why/wtf on this one so I can sleep at night.

Trying to clear a clogged drain?

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Karate Bastard posted:

Could somebody explain to me what the gently caress please?

https://i.imgur.com/8lTPXUO.mp4

Probably fulla crocodiles too. Somebody gimme the what/why/wtf on this one so I can sleep at night.

When you don't have a volcano to feed virgins to, you might have to find something less glamorous.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You mean like a mud shai-hulud?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Trying to clear a clogged drain?

Yeah, in the full video they burst out of the hole behind a dam.

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The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Karate Bastard posted:

Could somebody explain to me what the gently caress please?

https://i.imgur.com/8lTPXUO.mp4

Probably fulla crocodiles too. Somebody gimme the what/why/wtf on this one so I can sleep at night.

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