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Chomp8645 posted:That's a crosspost from the China thread (now Taiwan Number 1). China understands too well that human beings are animals as well.
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happyhippy posted:On my school bus home, they would ship live chicks to some company along the way and put them on the roof racks. That's one hosed up Coors light advertisement.
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Ordering live chicks in the mail is pretty normal if you want to have chickens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_kmOYRgqVI&t=83s
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Hello, Squirrel Murder Company? Yeah I need a replacement squirrel for the one I just got. No, it wasn't dead when it arrived. It committed suicide.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pD3azJmB7g
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Chomp8645 posted:Hello, Squirrel Murder Company? Yeah I need a replacement squirrel for the one I just got. No, it wasn't dead when it arrived. It committed suicide. Warranty void if squirrel is broken
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Whooping Crabs posted:Welcome to China. Have a live turtle keychain. Discard when the turtle dies. jesus
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ate all the Oreos posted:Here we go, "It's Lit: A Guide to What Teens Think is Cool": I already laughed at "google a piss"
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bacon flaps posted:jesus How broken do you have to be to be okay with personally drowning a turtle in a plastic bag? Buying it because you want to see an animal suffer is almost better than not even computing that what you're doing is bad.
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spacetoaster posted:Ordering live chicks in the mail is pretty normal if you want to have chickens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wUT1ruaYU
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Outrail posted:How broken do you have to be to be okay with personally drowning a turtle in a plastic bag? Buying it because you want to see an animal suffer is almost better than not even computing that what you're doing is bad. That thing was stamped out in a factory too, somewhere in china there is a machine specifically for sealing turtles in bubbles.
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china is a purer place unaffected by the feminizing effects of western liberal thought
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Turtles aren't amphibians the way frogs are, how are they not dead before they even leave the factory? Also Jesus, I've been online for 20 years now and that might be the single thing that's made me the saddest
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purple death ray posted:Turtles aren't amphibians the way frogs are, how are they not dead before they even leave the factory? Yeah it’s a extremely specific kind of hosed up, like god drat I’d rather get a bolt to the head and become dinner than live the rest of my life starving and slowly suffocating in a me sized pouch.
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ate all the Oreos posted:That thing was stamped out in a factory too, somewhere in china there is a machine specifically for sealing turtles in bubbles. Somewhere in china there's facility dedicated to mass breeding baby turtles specifically to suffocate, die and be thrown out shortly after purchase. No other reason for existing. Kinda like how our overlords view us.
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Outrail posted:Somewhere in china there's facility dedicated to mass breeding baby turtles specifically to suffocate, die and be thrown out shortly after purchase. No other reason for existing. No different from the egg producers everywhere, mentioned earlier I think or in another thread. Where male chicks are instantly mulched up after coming out of the egg.
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Whooping Crabs posted:Welcome to China. Have a live turtle keychain. Discard when the turtle dies. god dammit why did I keep reading this thread after the parrot picture
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the male chicks are really lucky as far as farm animals go fyi
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Whooping Crabs posted:Welcome to China. Have a live turtle keychain. Discard when the turtle dies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1XGXMELyw Says the water is full of oxygen and has food pellets. Says the animal can live up to 3 months.
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Mercrom posted:the male chicks are really lucky as far as farm animals go fyi Dying immediately after you are born sounds lucky as far as living organisms go in general at this point
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purple death ray posted:Dying immediately after you are born sounds lucky as far as living organisms go in general at this point I wish I was a newborn pink slurry
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Whooping Crabs posted:Welcome to China. Have a live turtle keychain. Discard when the turtle dies. If I saw that on a market somewhere I'd buy them all and try to set them free. And then they would still die in like a week because they're probably all hosed up from getting stuffed in a small plastic bag.
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nvm
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shut up blegum posted:If I saw that on a market somewhere I'd buy them all and try to set them free. "Demand is up! Better order twice as much now."
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shut up blegum posted:If I saw that on a market somewhere I'd buy them all and try to set them free. And then the dude would keep doing it because they sell really well. CAPITALISM!! *edit* ^^^ poo poo!!
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shut up blegum posted:If I saw that on a market somewhere I'd buy them all and try to set them free. realistically the only thing that can stop this is forceful direct action to destroy the entire supply chain that enables this cruelty even stealing the turtles doesn't stop them from breeding and sealing up more
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spacetoaster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1XGXMELyw Imagine the stress it goes through sitting in your pocket bouncing up and down as you walk; dangling from the steering wheel when you’re driving; being dropped on the pavement or counter with the keys; going from the absolute darkness of your pocket to bright sunlight. All without getting to gently caress. It living might actually be worse since it’s still going to die of hunger or asphyxiation, just after a lifetime of hell instead of right away.
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Senor Dog posted:Imagine the stress it goes through sitting in your pocket bouncing up and down as you walk; dangling from the steering wheel when you’re driving; being dropped on the pavement or counter with the keys; going from the absolute darkness of your pocket to bright sunlight. All without getting to gently caress. I'm pretty sure those are actually cell phone charms, so it'll get yanked out even more often and get to listen to your loud angry conversations
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props to any chinese folk who just bust the fucker outta there to have a little friend
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I'm reminded of when the internet trolled the world with the idea of the bonsai kitten
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Wonder if you would be allowed to do it with illegal immigrant babies.
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spacetoaster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU1XGXMELyw So three months trapped in a bag with its own poo poo. Radical.
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Also remember that large parts of China are 100% fine with killing millions of sharks for their fins to make soup. No, they don't use the whole shark, they slice the fin off and toss them in the water to die. I believe NBA star Yao Ming started a campaign to stop this practice. Allegedly a lot of people didn't know the sharks were killed in this process. Last I read it didn't really cause the practice to lose any steam.
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Inzombiac posted:Also remember that large parts of China are 100% fine with killing millions of sharks for their fins to make soup. It's at least been banned in NY's Chinatown.
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but china is communism and i was told that's the opposite of capitalism. im so confused ![]()
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other people posted:but china is communism and i was told that's the opposite of capitalism. im so confused old guys at the top running everything with 19th century liberal imagery: communism old guys at the top running everything with 18th century liberal imagery: capitalism hth
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I'm the communist chinese billionaire and I'm here to tell you that communism is very good
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comedyblissoption posted:I'm the communist chinese billionaire and I'm here to tell you that communism is very good From my home in Vancouver
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 07:23 |
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Outrail posted:"Demand is up! Better order twice as much now." Yeah lol this is why you don't try to rescue them by buying. This lesson has already been learned. Some animal rights group started buying up chinese dogs that were meant for dog meat and rescuing them. All it did was make the dog meat folks in the area intentionally start bringing way more tortured dogs since the animal rights group was essentially a new bulk purchaser. If you want to set them free don't buy them. Steal them instead, that's a loss to the operation.
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