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phasmid posted:"Fluid-bonding". Ugh. Somehow these people find a way to make something natural sound like a gross, despotic new age cult rite. Why can't they use the more classy "raw-dogging"?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:48 |
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I've [25 F] become a lot more successful in my career, than my boyfriend [25 M] has in his. He got really jealous and nasty about it while drunk.quote:My boyfriend and I are both engineers. We've been together since college (6 years). I always thought he was the smarter one, and I think he did too. He was the type to live and breathe engineering, and I was the type to want other hobbies, and really not immerse myself as much. But, I've ended up more successful, and he's jealous. quote:I think you have a point about this kind of thing affecting self esteem. It's always felt like he was the smart one, so I am sometimes surprised by myself, with how much I can accomplish, or surprised by my successes... Because I still have that pesky little feeling that I'm stupid. Another STEMlord thwarted by the concept of soft skills
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:50 |
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I just read "fluid-bonding" as a hilarious mixup of the lube and the krazy glue that sex weirdos have begun taking as some kind of relationship milestone, and I will hear no um actuallies to the contrary
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:50 |
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CerealCrunch posted:Why can't they use the more classy "raw-dogging"? The same person used both, I think. Nonetheless, at least raw-dogging sounds playful if immature and stupid. Not like some sterile insemination technique used by gray aliens.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:51 |
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phasmid posted:The same person used both, I think. no you are immature and stupid
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:53 |
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hawowanlawow posted:no you are immature and stupid gently caress
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:55 |
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hawowanlawow posted:no you are immature and stupid Fluid bonding sounds dumb, even though raw dogging sounds dumb too.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 19:56 |
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We need to come up with some new terms. Cum-connection, nexus of goo, etc...
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:01 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i knew a girl in college who told us that god told her she was destined to be a pop star. we stopped talking awhile after, so i'm not sure how that prophesy went. God’s spell check was broken, now she does scat porn
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:02 |
I met a couple people like that guy when I was in college and they get very very bitter when it turns out you need to play the game. Not sure where these fuckers get this idea that they're entitled to success by virtue of their intellectual prowess. They never say it outright but they see themselves as naturally superior so when everything doesn't get handed to them they throw a tantrum. They're upset that they're not given special treatment, not unlike a child.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:04 |
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Jim Barris posted:I met a couple people like that guy when I was in college and they get very very bitter when it turns out you need to play the game. Not sure where these fuckers get this idea that they're entitled to success by virtue of their intellectual prowess. They never say it outright but they see themselves as naturally superior so when everything doesn't get handed to them they throw a tantrum. They're upset that they're not given special treatment, not unlike a child.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:07 |
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CerealCrunch posted:We need to come up with some new terms. Cum-connection, nexus of goo, etc... Mint in Box, In Box, No Box, Damaged
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:12 |
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Salutations, brood-mother. I am RX7-Blue and it is now time for fluid-bonding. Initiate coitus! I only do this with you, baby.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:15 |
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There is a definite undertone of "if you knuckle down and produce great work everyone will see its innate quality and line up to promote you for it, trying to sell yourself is sleazy/self-aggrandizing" to a lot of the bootstraps poo poo people tell kids and I'd imagine your typical socially avoidant proto-STEMlord would latch onto the idea that being outgoing is somehow morally tainted like a lifeline.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:15 |
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Nail Rat posted:I'm sorry but if you're 5 3 and 280 you are too fat. That said her boyfriend was a literal rear end in a top hat. I've banged chicks 200lbs heavier than that and there was no problem. His dick was also v small. As evidenced by the other guy doing just fine apparently.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:25 |
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feedmegin posted:I've banged chicks 200lbs heavier than that and there was no problem. His dick was also v small. As evidenced by the other guy doing just fine apparently. Good god. 480 lbs? You're a feeder, aren't you?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:29 |
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feedmegin posted:I've banged chicks 200lbs heavier than that and there was no problem. His dick was also v small. As evidenced by the other guy doing just fine apparently. you're affirming that yeah, 5'3 280 is totally workable and if you even hint to the lady that her weight may be negatively affecting the activities, it's because you're not man enough to handle all 300 lbs lmao
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:31 |
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"Don't come at a fat chick with your small dick. I know this from experience" - forums poster feedmegin
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:34 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Good god. 480 lbs? You're a feeder, aren't you? Feed Me A'gin lol
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:36 |
I don't want to sound like a dick but 280 at 5'3 is loving disgusting. Ugh. I'm glad that apparently that does it for somebody out there to the point where a dude just posted how he hosed someone nearly twice as heavy but I just don't get it.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:38 |
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feedmegin posted:I've banged chicks 200lbs heavier than that and there was no problem. His dick was also v small. As evidenced by the other guy doing just fine apparently. What is it like having to roll your partners in flour and finding the wet spot in order to have sex?
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:40 |
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Kuros posted:What is it like having to roll your partners in flour and finding the wet spot in order to have sex? That's assuming the liquids escaping are related to sex.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:41 |
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it's not that hard guys, just pick a fold and go to town
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:43 |
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I think legally you have to refer to that situation as makin' bacon
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:43 |
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booty for the sophisticated and elegant women of insatiable appetite
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:45 |
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CheesyDog posted:booty for the sophisticated and elegant women of insatiable appetite lol, well done
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:51 |
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feedmegin posted:I've banged chicks 200lbs heavier than that and there was no problem. His dick was also v small. As evidenced by the other guy doing just fine apparently. The more I think about it, the guy she was "cheating" with may have just been a sex engineer who she hired to verify the boyfriend's claim that she was too fat for doggystyle.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:54 |
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I mean, good job finding someone to lay that pipe and your boyfriend is certainly a Vienna sausage dicked rear end in a top hat but I'm just not gonna elide over the physical facts here
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 20:58 |
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feedmegin posted:I've banged chicks 200lbs heavier than that and there was no problem. His dick was also v small. As evidenced by the other guy doing just fine apparently. hands down the most horrendous unintentional boast I think I've ever seen
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:06 |
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CheesyDog posted:booty for the sophisticated and elegant women of insatiable appetite
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:19 |
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The thing about poly relationships, is the sort of people who aren't in it for drama/terrible person reasons are the sort of people who don't constantly talk about their relationships. Same as how people in monogamous relationships that aren't full of drama don't usually go on about them to everyone in sight. Personally, if I was looking for that sort of drama, I'd just date a married man, seems a lot easier.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 21:29 |
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[Pennsylvania] SO claims keeping track of our sex life in a text document is illegal, threatens legal actionquote:My SO and I have been in a multiple-month-long rough patch, where the main focus is that she feels we don't have enough sex. Specifically, she felt that I didn't initiate enough. We eventually came to the last resort decision of designating specific days of the week as "sex nights".
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:26 |
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Ah yes, that old chestnut of "if someone gets really mad at you for simply describing what they are doing, it may not be the description that is the problem"
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:28 |
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That's a weird behavior though, but it speaks to the terminality of that relationship that it was ever considered a necessary measure.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:34 |
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This reminded me of an E/N dead bedroom goon that was famous for having like a sex spreadsheet that just just empty for months on end with one sad handjob for his bday or something somewhere in there.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:36 |
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yeah they waited for marriage...surprise
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 22:43 |
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CheesyDog posted:I think legally you have to refer to that situation as makin' bacon Great. Somewhere around here, I read the phrase “pancake tits” which I don’t - and don’t WANT to - understand and now “makin’ bacon pancake tits” is stuck in my head. Thanks. Thanks for that, brain.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:00 |
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ArbitraryC posted:This reminded me of an E/N dead bedroom goon that was famous for having like a sex spreadsheet that just just empty for months on end with one sad handjob for his bday or something somewhere in there. I wanna see the spreadsheet
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:11 |
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Ending a relationship at Burning Man owns. At first it seemed traumatic, but you can bounce back and be hooking up with someone literally 10 minutes later.
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# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:17 |
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Bust Rodd posted:Ending a relationship at Burning Man owns. At first it seemed traumatic, but you can bounce back and be hooking up with someone literally 10 minutes later. Unfortunately, the emergent culture demands that you shall repeat this same drama year after year forever, for you shall become like Sisyphus.
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