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"Come on people, the party doesn't have to die just because Uncle Steve did."
*puts on Gonna Make You Sweat*
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Jul 24, 2018 23:45
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luckily the puppeteer is also a great ventriloquist
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Jul 25, 2018 00:11
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i can't help but think of this video
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Jul 25, 2018 00:17
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"Thanks everyone from the Smith family for joining us in remembering uncle Paul. For the rest of you... you will NEVER BE ONE OF US"
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Jul 25, 2018 00:37
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stumbling into the funeral home wearing a big dogz t-shirt, "I didn't know...whoever that is very well, but I do know this: They're doing shots with Jesus up in heaven right now."
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Jul 25, 2018 00:42
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As they lower me into the ground, Jump Around by House of Pain starts blaring from the grave.
My niece, "Uncle Teefs was weird."
My aunt, "Let's get you some funeral cake."
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Jul 25, 2018 00:44
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"funeral cakes! get ya funeral cakes here!"
*tosses funeral cake into bleachers*
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Jul 25, 2018 00:49
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Getting turned on by farts at the wake
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Jul 25, 2018 03:05
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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uncle ron's life motto, to the extent he had one, was "wake & bake"
and that is how we must remember him
There's a glass chamber above the eternal flame here at Green Meadows cemetary.
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Jul 25, 2018 03:09
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Heckling the person giving the eulogy
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Jul 25, 2018 03:36
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eternal rest bebop-a-rooney
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Jul 25, 2018 18:15
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Mom: *sniffle* why do good people have to die young? There's just no logic in it
Me: No logic? But he's right over there!
Logic: I don't wanna be aliiiiive, I don't wanna be aliiiiive, I just wanna die today, I just wanna diiiiieeee
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Jul 25, 2018 18:28
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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*Jumps up on top of the coffin, standing there with drink in hand, yelling* "Heeey, where all the live girls at?"
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Jul 25, 2018 20:02
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If your funeral isn't Thriller-themed don't even bother inviting me.
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Jul 25, 2018 21:25
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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Instead of a big hoopla, we're thinking more of a 'destination wake.' We're going to travel to an old mill town in Kentucky and really experience death and despair.
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Jul 26, 2018 17:12
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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*doing a line of ashes* OHH that was a bad idea
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Jul 27, 2018 00:30
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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if uncle bernie didn't want us to dress him up like a big dead marionette he would have chosen to go by uncle bernard instead
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Jul 27, 2018 02:12
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What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.
Two, nothing wrong with him
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM
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Jul 27, 2018 05:04
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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at my grandfather's wake my mom just brings my guitar and surprises me with it going "hey play that green day song, the time of your life song, do you know that green day song? play the green day song"
i played basketcase instead and pretended i misunderstood her
my great aunt Helen was underwhelmed but the twins gary and thomas thought it was great
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Jul 27, 2018 06:38
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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when they die i'm breakin out some deep cuts off insomniac i think
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Jul 27, 2018 06:39
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when they die i'm breakin out some deep cuts off insomniac i think
hell yea
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Jul 27, 2018 15:57
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What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.
Two, nothing wrong with him
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM
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Jul 28, 2018 14:24
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What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.
Two, nothing wrong with him
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM
hahaha
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Jul 28, 2018 23:07
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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One word: karaoke
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Jul 29, 2018 02:17
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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One of those shot stands, but my corpse is holding the track and i'm stuffed full of dry ice.
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Jul 29, 2018 03:05
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*sitting in a room full of crying remorseful people, feeling like its at this point in time that these people need me, i stand amidst the mourning crowd and yell*
"let's weekend at bernie's this poo poo!"
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Jul 29, 2018 03:41
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Jun 10, 2024 11:17
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One of those shot stands, but my corpse is holding the track and i'm stuffed full of dry ice.
hell yeah
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