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ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

"Come on people, the party doesn't have to die just because Uncle Steve did."

*puts on Gonna Make You Sweat*

# ? Jul 24, 2018 23:45

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# ? May 19, 2024 14:24

Macnult

luckily the puppeteer is also a great ventriloquist

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:11

Macnult

i can't help but think of this video

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:17

Dungeon Ecology

OPEN THIS loving WAKE UP :black101:

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:23

wearing a lampshade

"Thanks everyone from the Smith family for joining us in remembering uncle Paul. For the rest of you... you will NEVER BE ONE OF US"

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:37

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

stumbling into the funeral home wearing a big dogz t-shirt, "I didn't know...whoever that is very well, but I do know this: They're doing shots with Jesus up in heaven right now."

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:42

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

As they lower me into the ground, Jump Around by House of Pain starts blaring from the grave.

My niece, "Uncle Teefs was weird."
My aunt, "Let's get you some funeral cake."

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:44

Dungeon Ecology

"funeral cakes! get ya funeral cakes here!"

*tosses funeral cake into bleachers*

# ? Jul 25, 2018 00:49

Senior Management

makes me think of this song but you don't have to listen to it, just know deep down that this wake is really lame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxhjtD7VyV0

:jerry:

# ? Jul 25, 2018 02:36

wearing a lampshade

Getting turned on by farts at the wake

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:05

Manifisto

uncle ron's life motto, to the extent he had one, was "wake & bake"

and that is how we must remember him

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:06

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Manifisto posted:

uncle ron's life motto, to the extent he had one, was "wake & bake"

and that is how we must remember him

There's a glass chamber above the eternal flame here at Green Meadows cemetary.

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:09

Manifisto

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

There's a glass chamber above the eternal flame here at Green Meadows cemetary.

let our unending sorrow at his passing be echoed by the unending totinos pizza rolls at the reception

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:15

WindmillSlayer

me and my friend are gonna gate crash a funeral and do some bong hits in memory of some dead people we never knew, wanna come with?

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:24

wearing a lampshade

Heckling the person giving the eulogy

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:36

Manifisto

albany academy posted:

Heckling the person giving the eulogy

the eulogy is a freeform collaborative / competitive jazz scat happening

scoodley-woodley wop wapow eternal rest blest best bebop-a-rooney

*wake crowd snaps fingers vigorously*

# ? Jul 25, 2018 03:48

Twenty Four

*Jumps up on top of the coffin, standing there with drink in hand, yelling* "Heeey, where all the live girls at?"

# ? Jul 25, 2018 04:41

Dungeon Ecology

Manifisto posted:

eternal rest bebop-a-rooney

# ? Jul 25, 2018 18:15

kalel

Mom: *sniffle* why do good people have to die young? There's just no logic in it

Me: No logic? But he's right over there!

Logic: I don't wanna be aliiiiive, I don't wanna be aliiiiive, I just wanna die today, I just wanna diiiiieeee

# ? Jul 25, 2018 18:28

barfdog

WOAH, I DIDNT REALISE THIS WAS A CREMATION, BUT IT APPEARS THE ROOF IS ON FIRE PEOPLLLLLLLLE

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 25, 2018 19:46

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Twenty Four posted:

*Jumps up on top of the coffin, standing there with drink in hand, yelling* "Heeey, where all the live girls at?"

# ? Jul 25, 2018 20:02

google THIS

If your funeral isn't Thriller-themed don't even bother inviting me.

# ? Jul 25, 2018 21:25

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Instead of a big hoopla, we're thinking more of a 'destination wake.' We're going to travel to an old mill town in Kentucky and really experience death and despair.

# ? Jul 26, 2018 17:12

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

*doing a line of ashes* OHH that was a bad idea

# ? Jul 27, 2018 00:30

barfdog

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

*doing a line of ashes* OHH that was a bad idea

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 27, 2018 00:52

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

if uncle bernie didn't want us to dress him up like a big dead marionette he would have chosen to go by uncle bernard instead

# ? Jul 27, 2018 02:12

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

# ? Jul 27, 2018 03:55

FutonForensic

What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.

Two, nothing wrong with him

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM

# ? Jul 27, 2018 05:04

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

at my grandfather's wake my mom just brings my guitar and surprises me with it going "hey play that green day song, the time of your life song, do you know that green day song? play the green day song"

i played basketcase instead and pretended i misunderstood her

my great aunt Helen was underwhelmed but the twins gary and thomas thought it was great

# ? Jul 27, 2018 06:38

Gatekeeper: He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

when they die i'm breakin out some deep cuts off insomniac i think

# ? Jul 27, 2018 06:39

barfdog

FutonForensic posted:

What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.

Two, nothing wrong with him

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM

lmbo

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? Jul 27, 2018 09:23

FutonForensic

Gatekeeper posted:

when they die i'm breakin out some deep cuts off insomniac i think

hell yea

# ? Jul 27, 2018 15:57

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**ladles poo soup into the coffin for tonight's festivities while whistling**

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 17:13

wearing a lampshade

FutonForensic posted:

What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.

Two, nothing wrong with him

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM

# ? Jul 28, 2018 14:24

J.O.Y

FutonForensic posted:

What can I say about dear ol' dad? Pretty much the perfect father figure. For one, there was nothing wrong with him.

Two, nothing wrong with him

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM

hahaha

# ? Jul 28, 2018 23:07

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

One word: karaoke

# ? Jul 29, 2018 02:17

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

One of those shot stands, but my corpse is holding the track and i'm stuffed full of dry ice.

# ? Jul 29, 2018 03:05

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

*sitting in a room full of crying remorseful people, feeling like its at this point in time that these people need me, i stand amidst the mourning crowd and yell*

"let's weekend at bernie's this poo poo!"

# ? Jul 29, 2018 03:41

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# ? May 19, 2024 14:24

FutonForensic

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

One of those shot stands, but my corpse is holding the track and i'm stuffed full of dry ice.

hell yeah

# ? Jul 29, 2018 04:50

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