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I feel like watching ReBoot as a little kid was somehow an inoculation against that madness. e: aw poo poo a shameful snipe
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Neito posted:To be fair he's not pretending. She literally requests you put her on a flash drive and carry her around so she can see the world with you, the player, the actual real life human playing the game, as you're the first person she ever loved. I don’t love her back tho
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 00:45 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:lol going to court as a very rich white kid is basically just a game of Calvinball.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 00:49 |
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Krankenstyle posted:^^ i did not mean that the character was pretending you idiot ^^ People were cosplaying The Sorrows of Young Werther, for gently caress's sake.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 04:55 |
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fuc, alright... thats a historical type of suicide i guess? lemme know if any of the old folk arent goethisch enough
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 05:03 |
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Apologies if this has been posted before, but I'm getting caught up on the r/relationships thread and couldn't help myself.Edgar Allan Pwned posted:be more positive, think about how great vagina is. and i think penii are more chaotic than evil. chaotic neutral. Stevie Lee posted:suck my landerig
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 05:57 |
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He is never gonna live that down, hasn't it been like three years or so
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 08:39 |
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:. ':
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 08:54 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:He is never gonna live that down, hasn't it been like three years or so he ate a perma at some point so it's impossible for him to erase the shame with good posting i mean it was impossible for him before, too, but still edit: also he got perma'd 5 years ago and had already been a laughingstock for years before this so it's been a lot longer than 3 years cock hero flux has a new favorite as of 09:00 on Jul 27, 2018 |
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He then went on to post on Something Sensitive, and I think he even managed to get banned from there. Landerig was a very certain kind of poster.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 09:07 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Landerig was a very certain kind of poster. yeah, the chaotic neutral kind
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 09:26 |
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Aston posted:yeah, the chaotic neutral kind I honestly don't remember him and would appreciate a reminder.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 09:35 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I honestly don't remember him and would appreciate a reminder. Elysiume has a new favorite as of 09:40 on Jul 27, 2018 |
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I honestly don't remember him and would appreciate a reminder. Goon meme theorem - if the picture is 2x2 panels, it's loss, if it's 3x3, it's landerig.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 10:26 |
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tight aspirations posted:Goon meme theorem - if the picture is 2x2 panels, it's loss, if it's 3x3, it's landerig. For anything else, it's usually Granos and you should call the police.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 11:16 |
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I don't remember why we call the police on Granos.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 11:53 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I don't remember why we call the police on Granos. If there's someone strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? THE POLICE, ON GRANOS!
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 11:55 |
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You don’t have to remember why. You just have to call the police on Granos. as far as I can remember he stalked a woman
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 11:56 |
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Pirate Radar posted:You don’t have to remember why. You just have to call the police on Granos. IIRC he filmed her with a secret webcam and also installed all this stuff on her computer, like keyloggers and poo poo, so he could spy on her?
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 11:58 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:IIRC he filmed her with a secret webcam and also installed all this stuff on her computer, like keyloggers and poo poo, so he could spy on her? That was it! I’d forgotten the really bad poo poo that set it apart. I can’t remember if that was also the thread where the OP explained their situation and the first reply was just “Please don’t rape this girl”
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:03 |
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Jesus Christ, I'm calling the police.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:04 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Jesus Christ, I'm calling the police. thank you for your service
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:10 |
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It would be morally inept to not call the police on Granos
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:24 |
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And it would be granos, to, uh... Morally Inept hosed a dog.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:31 |
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Idle hands truly are the devil’s playthings. He should have been calling the police on Granos.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:34 |
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Granos: the Call to Police. "I take care of the place while the master is away."
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 12:37 |
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Elysiume posted:He made an alignment grid of at-the-time notable posters and 1) decided he was notable enough to be included, 2) gave himself chaotic neutral, the alignment of free spirits and awful nerds who can't play well with others in D&D. But wait, I almost always play chaotic neu... oh. OH!
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 13:32 |
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Joe Mama Poonana posted:this pic is asking for its own thread
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 15:25 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:I don’t love her back tho With a handful of flash drives I could have an orgy in my pants I'm not invited to.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 16:42 |
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Outrail posted:With a handful of flash drives I could have an orgy in my pants I'm not invited to. If you have an internet capable smart phone this is already the case.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 16:51 |
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Pirate Radar posted:That was it! I’d forgotten the really bad poo poo that set it apart. Perry sure that was his mom, who would beg him not to commit rape.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 17:13 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Perry sure that was his mom, who would beg him not to commit rape. I think that... specific and extremely distressing detail isn't what I'm thinking of, so I'm probably thinking of another thread. I just remember somebody posting a whole story of their attempts to woo some poor woman and her understandable negative reaction and the first post being "[OP], listen very carefully, do not rape. Do not rape this woman"--but phrased in a way that was more surreally humorous than that. At least I think it was surreally humorous. It was a while ago so I could have just been a shithead who thought it was funny.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 17:46 |
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:And it would be granos, to, uh... i let my dog sniff around the sandy desert until he inhaled fungal spores and contracted Valley fever, causing him to die of terrible cluster seizures who among us can claim not to have hosed their dog
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:03 |
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please dont gently caress animals
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:04 |
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Pirate Radar posted:I think that... specific and extremely distressing detail isn't what I'm thinking of, so I'm probably thinking of another thread. I just remember somebody posting a whole story of their attempts to woo some poor woman and her understandable negative reaction and the first post being "[OP], listen very carefully, do not rape. Do not rape this woman"--but phrased in a way that was more surreally humorous than that. At least I think it was surreally humorous. It was a while ago so I could have just been a shithead who thought it was funny. I mean there's no reason it couldn't have been both.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:09 |
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Elysiume posted:gave himself chaotic neutral, the alignment of douchebags who think that acting like an rear end in a top hat should be free of consequence, and people who think monkey-cheese "randomness" is funny ftfy alternate take: chaotic neutral, the alignment of people who play kender
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:25 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:ftfy But you repeat yourself.
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:45 |
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nerds
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# ? Jul 27, 2018 18:52 |
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Was Granos the one that had set up a spycam to watch someone shower, but the recordings got cut off because the device was full and he made a thread about this for some reason? Just casually mentioning that and wanting everybody to feel sorry that he didn't succeed after all his hard work and preparations?
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