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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Son of Man posted:

murder-fetishists goon: shut up. you are not interesting or special or edgy. this garbage you read at the library and watch on netflix is so abundant because there are millions of pathetic white males like yourself who can't get enough of it. you are hosed in the head. you need more self esteem and meaningful human interaction in your life. you will find that these things only interest you because of your lack of humanity

This message needs to be hammered in to every person's head who wants people to consider them a potential serial killer like it's a good thing. It gets you attention, sure, but there are ways to get attention that lead to people actually liking you instead of making them think "leave me alone creep". Plus listing things like dexter and mindhunter as some fringe/extreme thing to enjoy is pretty hilarious. You aren't a socio/psychopath. Stop thinking that those make you more interesting, they don't except to medical professionals whose job is to treat you if you are (which to reiterate, you aren't).

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Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
All of the actual violent sociopaths I knew were actually very cheery, none of that dark twisted poo poo.
Edit Actually I forgot, there was one dude who was creepy as gently caress, but I only knew him tangentially He was intense and scary.

Stickfigure fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 30, 2018

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Stickfigure posted:

... I forgot, there was one dude who was creepy as gently caress, but I only knew him tangentially He was intense and scary....

And that man,................................was Albert Einstein......

New Wave Jose
Aug 20, 2008

DandyLion posted:

And that man,................................was Albert Fish......

Fixed that for you

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
The wedding sniper one was written in the style of bad erotic fiction/porn. Plus what a pathetic fantasy. Almost as pathetic as edgy serial killer-wannabe.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

i loved the wedding sniper. it's just so insanely bad. he fired a .22 slug out of a pellet gun? the only 2 people who knew he was there are these 4 people?

get a proofreader to make sure things are consistent lol

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Son of Man posted:

you think a .22 can't break a plate at 100 feet? surely you can find a less plausible detail to seize upon. this is probably the dumbest confession in the thread.

murder-fetishists goon: shut up. you are not interesting or special or edgy. this garbage you read at the library and watch on netflix is so abundant because there are millions of pathetic white males like yourself who can't get enough of it. you are hosed in the head. you need more self esteem and meaningful human interaction in your life. you will find that these things only interest you because of your lack of humanity

A .22 air rifle.

Also, the way he had it worded, it sounds like 30 metres behind the guests. So even further than 100 feet. Unless there were like ten guests there, that makes it quite a bit further than 100 feet.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
yeah i have a 22 benjamin air rifle for varmit shooting without freaking the neighbors

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
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I could hear the music before I even clicked the link

The Bible
May 8, 2010

The "does anyone object to this union" part isn't mandatory.

I feel like you'd just tell the officiant to omit that part entirely before having someone fire live rounds at an entire wedding party.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

The Bible posted:

The "does anyone object to this union" part isn't mandatory.

I feel like you'd just tell the officiant to omit that part entirely before having someone fire live rounds at an entire wedding party.

It also isn't done, like ever, anymore

The Bible
May 8, 2010

tactlessbastard posted:

It also isn't done, like ever, anymore

I was not aware.

What a dumb story. Like, the guy was supposedly willing to murder someone over that? Just throw his entire future away to avenge a wedding embarrassment?

I had a friend in college who got engaged to a girl whose brother was a sniper in some military branch. When they met the first time, he told him to take good care of his sister, because his job is killing people.

So I guess he was prepared to commit murder over whatever slight might have occurred? Is it just what they consider some kind of cute joke?

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing.
Active duty is emotionally scarring, who'd have thunk it.

So my guess is he was either a psychopath or, even more likely, a non-combatant so distant from combat he might as well be a civilian employee who occupies a desk.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

H.H posted:

From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing.
Active duty is emotionally scarring, who'd have thunk it.

So my guess is he was either a psychopath or, even more likely, a non-combatant so distant from combat he might as well be a civilian employee who occupies a desk.

Or a shut-in who plays too much call of duty who thought of some ~wacky~ hypothetical way he could get his sister to let him come to the wedding without embarrassing her directly.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

H.H posted:

From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing.
Active duty is emotionally scarring, who'd have thunk it.

So my guess is he was either a psychopath or, even more likely, a non-combatant so distant from combat he might as well be a civilian employee who occupies a desk.

He was a bit of a psycho from what I heard. Got his sister hooked on coke at age 12 and was apparently pretty abusive to her.

He died in a raid in Afghanistan. First through the door, ate a bullet first thing.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

The Bible posted:

He died in a raid in Afghanistan. First through the door, ate a bullet first thing.

Clearly didn't have the power of the glow.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

wesleywillis posted:

A .22 air rifle.


lol I missed that. I thought we were talking .22 lr. yeah that's a hard sell, I don't care how many times you pump that fucker up :v:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I also have doubts irt the wedding sniper. A shameful post. Probably didn't even have a spotter

Fuckin grimoir goon needs to post a goddamn thread or some pics of a couple pages or at least the title of the book

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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H.H posted:

From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing.
Active duty is emotionally scarring, who'd have thunk it.

So my guess is he was either a psychopath or, even more likely, a non-combatant so distant from combat he might as well be a civilian employee who occupies a desk.

Depends I guess. I have a few friends that are really hosed up (one of them was Air Force Pararescue and I think only he and two others from his unit made it out with out being injured or killed) and others that were in combat and will joke about it to a certain extent. Only one of them is a total psychopath, but he's staying career military, so it suits him.

One of my best friends told me that being in the military was a lot like summer camp but with killing and I always thought that was a funny way of describing it.

Guess people are different.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Making a couple assumptions on hedgewizard goon I have an idea of what genre the book is and if I'm right they should probably stop the blood stuff or the book will become actually cursed.

Alternately, it has a good chance of being a different kind in which case they need to keep up with the sacrifices.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Oh yeah i forgot to say, pretty sure the pope has denounced mortification of the flesh. Iirc that poo poo stopped maybe 4-5 centuries ago so whip goon should stop.

They didn't even use cat tails, it's just a piece of rope. This was poo poo people did because the black death traumatized the continent

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Making a couple assumptions on hedgewizard goon I have an idea of what genre the book is and if I'm right they should probably stop the blood stuff or the book will become actually cursed.

Alternately, it has a good chance of being a different kind in which case they need to keep up with the sacrifices.

don't encourage him, there's no such thing as curses.

Except gypsy ones, stay away from gypsies and if they touch you bake your blood in to a pie and give it to your worst enemy.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



SniperWoreConverse posted:

Making a couple assumptions on hedgewizard goon I have an idea of what genre the book is and if I'm right they should probably stop the blood stuff or the book will become actually cursed.

Alternately, it has a good chance of being a different kind in which case they need to keep up with the sacrifices.

I mean, St Cyprian is all the rage these days, I'm betting it's that or Grimorum Verum.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I also have doubts irt the wedding sniper. A shameful post. Probably didn't even have a spotter


wedding soldier is so elite he works without a spotter like sniper wolf


should have worked in a line about love blooming on a battlefield

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
of course curses aren't real, except in people's minds. If goons keep stabbing chickens it's gonna catch up one day.

i'm thinking if the magic goon is in the eastern half of America, and the book is actually "real," it's either something based off Hohman's long lost friend or that tradition, so I guess related to Cyprianus, or maybe it some kind of voodoo style thing. I think they said the book was "old" so that precludes anything like wicca unless we have different ideas about what an old book is.

the only way to know for sure is if the poster shows off the mystical font of power that makes money. I'm curious because "real" books aren't necessarily going have stabbing animals in them, so maybe the goon just never read the fucker and just waves it around and looks ominous.

Is it in English?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
mummy curses are also real like gypsy ones but there's only like 3 mummies who never got dug up already

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

SniperWoreConverse posted:

mummy curses are also real like gypsy ones but there's only like 3 mummies who never got dug up already

Yeah I forgot the mummy curses, those are obviously real but like you say all the good ones have probably already been claimed. The ones that are left are probably just minor curses like "your cat will like you slightly less" or "the weather tomorrow will be mildly irritable". We should start mummifying our leaders when they die and put them in super spooky tombs so future generations can enjoy the really powerful ones. Imagine the curse that would be unleashed when Trump's sarcophagus is opened in a couple thousand years.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yeah I forgot the mummy curses, those are obviously real but like you say all the good ones have probably already been claimed. The ones that are left are probably just minor curses like "your cat will like you slightly less" or "the weather tomorrow will be mildly irritable". We should start mummifying our leaders when they die and put them in super spooky tombs so future generations can enjoy the really powerful ones. Imagine the curse that would be unleashed when Trump's sarcophagus is opened in a couple thousand years.
"I do not believe in 'bigly curses'" scoffs the lead archaeologist, as the sickly orange pallor creeps further up his arm.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Splicer posted:

"I do not believe in 'bigly curses'" scoffs the lead archaeologist, as the sickly orange pallor creeps further up his arm.

that's what I thought until I cracked open a metal canister of pink slime in my dad's basement and now I must serve aziel the guardian for eternity

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

I am a reasonably fit adult male and I got kidnapped and raped. I know this will make most of you say "well you must have wanted it since you didn't fight back". I did fight back. I was practically unconscious when they did it because I fought so hard they had to beat me. There were 4 of them.

This was about 5 years ago. The police did nothing, they said they can't get involved in "domestic disputes" unless there was clear evidence of rape, and they all insisted it was consensual. Never mind my bruised face and cuts, apparently if you're gay that just comes with having sex according to the cops.

My confession is that I'm willing to admit to planning to commit a crime. I will get my revenge on these people, even if it leads to life in prison. They will not get away with it. They already destroyed my life, I have absolutely nothing to lose.

quote:

My confession is I think, allowed to be shared. In a darknet chat room, a no limits fun place where nothing was banned called "tabooless" One of the News Sites has lots of details (news so nothing illegal):

https://darknetlive.com/tags/tabooless-chat/

I didn't bother saying this back then, because I figured even saying the name would get mods whinging (ironic given past events). Or maybe it was ((loquacious)) i was chatting with and that's why he didn't post the fesh last time ;)

The media is very biased and focuses on some illegal content, there was lots of wholesome stuff like snuff and gore too that was perfectly legal, people chatting about fantasies.

Anyways I decided, as a joke to ask "Do you have stairs in your house" and someone responded via PM. We chatted a bit. I was drunk and it was late, I don't remember their handle or even the one I made up for that session.

Maybe that goon is reading this and wants to send in a reply? Tell me what we discussed, why I was there, if you're him. You can send Guerillamail via Tor if you're worried.

Anyways it's almost 3am timne to go to bed shouldnt have had a pint or 6 on a wed (thus)

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

so now this thread is the darknet missed connections thread? O.o

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

quote:

 I know this will make most of you say "well you must have wanted it since you didn't fight back". 

No one is thinking that! Anyway, sorry you got raped. Good luck getting away with vengeance!

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I support killing rapists. You should probably do a strangers on a train criss-cross thing though so that you have an alibi. Maybe you can hook up with the darknet goons and find someone else in your area who's looking to put out a hit?

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe

tactlessbastard posted:

No one is thinking that! Anyway, sorry you got raped. Good luck getting away with vengeance!

I hope he succeeds, not for the justice, but for the inevitable backlash against raping

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Yo what the gently caress snuff and gore isn’t wholesome you creepy bastard. See thread title.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I remember when my family and I used to get together every Friday night to order pizza and watch Traces of Death. Those were fun nights because my parents would let us drink two sodas with our pizza on Fridays! One time my parents let me and my sister order our own small pizza and pick out any toppings we wanted. We chickened out though and just got pepperoni and sausage. The amount of choices frightened us from really going crazy.

Boy, I sure do miss family pizza and snuff night....

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

yeah I eat rear end posted:

This message needs to be hammered in to every person's head who wants people to consider them a potential serial killer like it's a good thing. It gets you attention, sure, but there are ways to get attention that lead to people actually liking you instead of making them think "leave me alone creep". Plus listing things like dexter and mindhunter as some fringe/extreme thing to enjoy is pretty hilarious. You aren't a socio/psychopath. Stop thinking that those make you more interesting, they don't except to medical professionals whose job is to treat you if you are (which to reiterate, you aren't).

You cannot treat ASPD and any medical professional who suggests you can is a moron. Throw every single person with the disorder into a deep pit.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
anon1:
just want to say, from one cat who's seen enough cruelty in his life to another: you don't have to accept the harm that you've gone through in order to love yourself for surviving it. you're worth more than the terrible things that have been done to you. ok? much, much more
just... saying this in case you need to hear it
whatever path you travel down, I hope you find whatever it is that you need

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

So I recently found out that my dad is a stoner. I had no loving idea. He similarly had no clue that I smoke.

A little background: I'm in my upper twenties, dad's in his mid sixties. If you want a mental image of him, picture Sam Elliott with a bit more weight, and add in a dash of Tommy Chong and a pinch of Ron Swanson's philosophy. Parents divorced when I was around 10, and my younger sister and I would spend a week at one house, then a week at the other. Rob (not his real name, he comes in in a bit) is one of my dad's oldest friends, basically an uncle to my sister and I. He 100% looks like the middle-Appalachian version of Duck Dynasty; a mountain man, complete with beard. Lives in the same state as us, about 4 hours away. Just a solid, good guy.

I feel the need to preemptively justify myself: I was pretty loving sure that he used to smoke, the signs were all there: the faint hint of hippie gone corporate beneath the solidly middle-right-wing shell, the full collection of Cheech & Chong movies on VHS, the Grateful Dead records. I never asked him, though, and drat sure never told him that I smoked, because I figured the odds were 50% that he wouldn't care as long as I wasn't being dumb, and 50% the he would be out-of-his-loving-mind pissed and it would cause a huge argument. Obviously irrational and unfair to him in hindsight, but, long story short, he has major depression and it went undiagnosed and untreated until about ten years ago. Back then he had some serious anger issues and would go off over the tiniest things, so my sister and I still have an aversion to straying near topics that might set him off, even though he's a million times better now. Old habits, more or less.

A couple of weeks ago, my dad told me that Rob was in town for a few days (cleaning out his mom's old place) and my dad was helping him. As I hadn't seen Rob in nearly a decade, I dropped by to give them a hand and catch up. After a while we took a break, and Rob poured shots for them, and offered me one, but I turned him down (not much of a drinker).

Rob's puppy needed to go out, so I walked out back with him, and I have no idea what possessed me, but I mentioned to him that weed was more my vice than alcohol. Rob looks at me and says, "Well, you know that your daddy smokes, too, right?"

:allears: No, Rob, I had no idea, and also tell me more.

Rob (who later told me that his stomach had just dropped, because he honestly thought that I knew and was worried my dad would be pissed at him for telling me) just said "I think y'all should talk". We went inside and sat back down with my dad, Rob loaded up a bowl, said "So, didya know your son smoked?" and passed me the bowl. There was a little awkwardness initially, but after my dad had some time to process he was fine, and he and Rob pulled out there phones and proceeded to show me all of their plants.

Because you see.

It gets better.

Not only are they stoners, they grow their own pot. "They" in this case being my dad, Rob, and about ten other friends of theirs, probably also old white guys. None of them sells the weed, they just send it to each other for crossbreeding and give it away to friends and family. In the house he lived in after the divorce, he told me, he kept his plants in the attic. There was never a smell that I noticed, though, and he never smoked when he had us (which helps explain why his temper would get worse over the course of the week).

I went over there earlier today, and he gave me what seems like drat near an ounce of high-quality weed, plus another half or so to take to one of my closest friends, who is a disabled army vet with chronic pain and a degenerating spine.

Anyway, hopefully this isn't too positive for the thread, but I'm not telling anyone I know except my friend, who my dad okayed, because weed is, for the moment, still very illegal to grow in our state. Loose lips and so on, and I absolutely won't risk that, but I figure this is safe.

quote:

To the goon who has stalked by the MIB, I can relate. To the goons who mocked it as fiction? I can’t confirm his story was real, but I can tell you that the MIB exists and loves to ruin lives.

I was on a commercial airline around 10 years ago and saw a mass of purple and green lights out the window, looking almost like a jellyfish without any kind of tentacles.

I showed my seat mate and buzzed for the stewardess, who also saw it. I took pictures on my phone (attached to this email) and got contact info from the stewardess and the guy next to me.

After we landed I got in contact with the local Air Force base to report it. I did not share the contact info for my friends, just told them what I saw, where, and that I had a picture.

That night my house was broken into but nothing was taken. I called my friends much later and they also experienced break ins that day.

A guy from the base came out a few days later, looked at the picture, and gave me an email address to send it to. That was the last I heard from anybody there.

A few days later my dog was run over. I found him outside with a note stuck to his collar saying “we apologize for this, difficult to see when looking at the sky for things that don’t exist”.

My house was broken into 6 more times over the next 5 years until I finally got fed up and moved.

I started getting phone calls threatening me, seeing people follow me, and hearing people whisper my name in public.

A weird guy started at work and kept asking about me. When I introduced myself he said his brother was on the Air Force and heard about my UFO. When I pressed him more he said that I had made some big waves.

About a month later my tires were slashed at work. The weird guy offered to drive me to get some new ones. I agreed. While we were driving he pulled out a knife and told me it was “the ol’ tire slasher” and that it was cold. He told me it wanted a warm body to hide in, and that it loved guys who talked about UFOs. I was terrified and he stopped at a Sam’s Club and told me to get out. Then he laughed like a maniac and drive away. I never saw him again, he never showed up to work and nobody could contact him. His residence was a lovely apartment building and nobody could point him out there.

I now live 300 miles away from where I did when I saw the UFO, all because of poo poo like that.

Every time I fly I see guys walking through the airport, watching me. Always in black suits. I flew to Pittsburgh about a month ago and one approached me when I was at baggage claim.

He had a prosthetic hand and slapped it on my shoulder, then told me “There’s a lot of stuff out there, we call em the worms. They’re not worth losing a hand for, that’s for true.”

That was my last incident.


e:for some reason neither the img tag nor an attachment to the post is working, so you'll have to imagine the photoshop rather than seeing it.

H.H fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Aug 2, 2018

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NightshadeGenitals
Dec 28, 2017

Star maths and wishy thinking
My imagination is weak like your excuses. Describe the photoshop.

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