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Son of Man posted:murder-fetishists goon: shut up. you are not interesting or special or edgy. this garbage you read at the library and watch on netflix is so abundant because there are millions of pathetic white males like yourself who can't get enough of it. you are hosed in the head. you need more self esteem and meaningful human interaction in your life. you will find that these things only interest you because of your lack of humanity This message needs to be hammered in to every person's head who wants people to consider them a potential serial killer like it's a good thing. It gets you attention, sure, but there are ways to get attention that lead to people actually liking you instead of making them think "leave me alone creep". Plus listing things like dexter and mindhunter as some fringe/extreme thing to enjoy is pretty hilarious. You aren't a socio/psychopath. Stop thinking that those make you more interesting, they don't except to medical professionals whose job is to treat you if you are (which to reiterate, you aren't).
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 20:03 |
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All of the actual violent sociopaths I knew were actually very cheery, none of that dark twisted poo poo. Edit Actually I forgot, there was one dude who was creepy as gently caress, but I only knew him tangentially He was intense and scary. Stickfigure fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 30, 2018 |
# ? Jul 30, 2018 20:19 |
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Stickfigure posted:... I forgot, there was one dude who was creepy as gently caress, but I only knew him tangentially He was intense and scary.... And that man,................................was Albert Einstein......
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 20:37 |
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DandyLion posted:And that man,................................was Albert Fish...... Fixed that for you
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 20:45 |
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The wedding sniper one was written in the style of bad erotic fiction/porn. Plus what a pathetic fantasy. Almost as pathetic as edgy serial killer-wannabe.
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 21:29 |
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i loved the wedding sniper. it's just so insanely bad. he fired a .22 slug out of a pellet gun? the only 2 people who knew he was there are these 4 people? get a proofreader to make sure things are consistent lol
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 21:43 |
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Son of Man posted:you think a .22 can't break a plate at 100 feet? surely you can find a less plausible detail to seize upon. this is probably the dumbest confession in the thread. A .22 air rifle. Also, the way he had it worded, it sounds like 30 metres behind the guests. So even further than 100 feet. Unless there were like ten guests there, that makes it quite a bit further than 100 feet.
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 22:03 |
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yeah i have a 22 benjamin air rifle for varmit shooting without freaking the neighbors
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 22:14 |
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Fatkraken posted:try this on for size
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# ? Jul 30, 2018 22:37 |
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The "does anyone object to this union" part isn't mandatory. I feel like you'd just tell the officiant to omit that part entirely before having someone fire live rounds at an entire wedding party.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 00:54 |
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The Bible posted:The "does anyone object to this union" part isn't mandatory. It also isn't done, like ever, anymore
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 03:24 |
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tactlessbastard posted:It also isn't done, like ever, anymore I was not aware. What a dumb story. Like, the guy was supposedly willing to murder someone over that? Just throw his entire future away to avenge a wedding embarrassment? I had a friend in college who got engaged to a girl whose brother was a sniper in some military branch. When they met the first time, he told him to take good care of his sister, because his job is killing people. So I guess he was prepared to commit murder over whatever slight might have occurred? Is it just what they consider some kind of cute joke?
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 03:32 |
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From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing. Active duty is emotionally scarring, who'd have thunk it. So my guess is he was either a psychopath or, even more likely, a non-combatant so distant from combat he might as well be a civilian employee who occupies a desk.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 08:29 |
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H.H posted:From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing. Or a shut-in who plays too much call of duty who thought of some ~wacky~ hypothetical way he could get his sister to let him come to the wedding without embarrassing her directly.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 08:54 |
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H.H posted:From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing. He was a bit of a psycho from what I heard. Got his sister hooked on coke at age 12 and was apparently pretty abusive to her. He died in a raid in Afghanistan. First through the door, ate a bullet first thing.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 11:09 |
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The Bible posted:He died in a raid in Afghanistan. First through the door, ate a bullet first thing. Clearly didn't have the power of the glow.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 16:49 |
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wesleywillis posted:A .22 air rifle. lol I missed that. I thought we were talking .22 lr. yeah that's a hard sell, I don't care how many times you pump that fucker up
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 20:10 |
I also have doubts irt the wedding sniper. A shameful post. Probably didn't even have a spotter Fuckin grimoir goon needs to post a goddamn thread or some pics of a couple pages or at least the title of the book
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:22 |
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H.H posted:From my experience, soldiers (especially those who killed enemy combatants) are very careful about even joking about that sort of thing. Depends I guess. I have a few friends that are really hosed up (one of them was Air Force Pararescue and I think only he and two others from his unit made it out with out being injured or killed) and others that were in combat and will joke about it to a certain extent. Only one of them is a total psychopath, but he's staying career military, so it suits him. One of my best friends told me that being in the military was a lot like summer camp but with killing and I always thought that was a funny way of describing it. Guess people are different.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:25 |
Making a couple assumptions on hedgewizard goon I have an idea of what genre the book is and if I'm right they should probably stop the blood stuff or the book will become actually cursed. Alternately, it has a good chance of being a different kind in which case they need to keep up with the sacrifices.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:27 |
Oh yeah i forgot to say, pretty sure the pope has denounced mortification of the flesh. Iirc that poo poo stopped maybe 4-5 centuries ago so whip goon should stop. They didn't even use cat tails, it's just a piece of rope. This was poo poo people did because the black death traumatized the continent
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:26 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Making a couple assumptions on hedgewizard goon I have an idea of what genre the book is and if I'm right they should probably stop the blood stuff or the book will become actually cursed. don't encourage him, there's no such thing as curses. Except gypsy ones, stay away from gypsies and if they touch you bake your blood in to a pie and give it to your worst enemy.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:32 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Making a couple assumptions on hedgewizard goon I have an idea of what genre the book is and if I'm right they should probably stop the blood stuff or the book will become actually cursed. I mean, St Cyprian is all the rage these days, I'm betting it's that or Grimorum Verum.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 23:10 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I also have doubts irt the wedding sniper. A shameful post. Probably didn't even have a spotter wedding soldier is so elite he works without a spotter like sniper wolf should have worked in a line about love blooming on a battlefield
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 01:56 |
of course curses aren't real, except in people's minds. If goons keep stabbing chickens it's gonna catch up one day. i'm thinking if the magic goon is in the eastern half of America, and the book is actually "real," it's either something based off Hohman's long lost friend or that tradition, so I guess related to Cyprianus, or maybe it some kind of voodoo style thing. I think they said the book was "old" so that precludes anything like wicca unless we have different ideas about what an old book is. the only way to know for sure is if the poster shows off the mystical font of power that makes money. I'm curious because "real" books aren't necessarily going have stabbing animals in them, so maybe the goon just never read the fucker and just waves it around and looks ominous. Is it in English?
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 08:22 |
mummy curses are also real like gypsy ones but there's only like 3 mummies who never got dug up already
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 08:23 |
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SniperWoreConverse posted:mummy curses are also real like gypsy ones but there's only like 3 mummies who never got dug up already Yeah I forgot the mummy curses, those are obviously real but like you say all the good ones have probably already been claimed. The ones that are left are probably just minor curses like "your cat will like you slightly less" or "the weather tomorrow will be mildly irritable". We should start mummifying our leaders when they die and put them in super spooky tombs so future generations can enjoy the really powerful ones. Imagine the curse that would be unleashed when Trump's sarcophagus is opened in a couple thousand years.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 09:22 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Yeah I forgot the mummy curses, those are obviously real but like you say all the good ones have probably already been claimed. The ones that are left are probably just minor curses like "your cat will like you slightly less" or "the weather tomorrow will be mildly irritable". We should start mummifying our leaders when they die and put them in super spooky tombs so future generations can enjoy the really powerful ones. Imagine the curse that would be unleashed when Trump's sarcophagus is opened in a couple thousand years.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 09:49 |
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Splicer posted:"I do not believe in 'bigly curses'" scoffs the lead archaeologist, as the sickly orange pallor creeps further up his arm. that's what I thought until I cracked open a metal canister of pink slime in my dad's basement and now I must serve aziel the guardian for eternity
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 22:45 |
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quote:I am a reasonably fit adult male and I got kidnapped and raped. I know this will make most of you say "well you must have wanted it since you didn't fight back". I did fight back. I was practically unconscious when they did it because I fought so hard they had to beat me. There were 4 of them. quote:My confession is I think, allowed to be shared. In a darknet chat room, a no limits fun place where nothing was banned called "tabooless" One of the News Sites has lots of details (news so nothing illegal):
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 23:23 |
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so now this thread is the darknet missed connections thread? O.o
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 23:29 |
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quote:I know this will make most of you say "well you must have wanted it since you didn't fight back". No one is thinking that! Anyway, sorry you got raped. Good luck getting away with vengeance!
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 00:46 |
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I support killing rapists. You should probably do a strangers on a train criss-cross thing though so that you have an alibi. Maybe you can hook up with the darknet goons and find someone else in your area who's looking to put out a hit?
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 01:10 |
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tactlessbastard posted:No one is thinking that! Anyway, sorry you got raped. Good luck getting away with vengeance! I hope he succeeds, not for the justice, but for the inevitable backlash against raping
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 01:27 |
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Yo what the gently caress snuff and gore isn’t wholesome you creepy bastard. See thread title.
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 01:51 |
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I remember when my family and I used to get together every Friday night to order pizza and watch Traces of Death. Those were fun nights because my parents would let us drink two sodas with our pizza on Fridays! One time my parents let me and my sister order our own small pizza and pick out any toppings we wanted. We chickened out though and just got pepperoni and sausage. The amount of choices frightened us from really going crazy. Boy, I sure do miss family pizza and snuff night....
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 02:14 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:This message needs to be hammered in to every person's head who wants people to consider them a potential serial killer like it's a good thing. It gets you attention, sure, but there are ways to get attention that lead to people actually liking you instead of making them think "leave me alone creep". Plus listing things like dexter and mindhunter as some fringe/extreme thing to enjoy is pretty hilarious. You aren't a socio/psychopath. Stop thinking that those make you more interesting, they don't except to medical professionals whose job is to treat you if you are (which to reiterate, you aren't). You cannot treat ASPD and any medical professional who suggests you can is a moron. Throw every single person with the disorder into a deep pit.
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 03:31 |
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anon1: just want to say, from one cat who's seen enough cruelty in his life to another: you don't have to accept the harm that you've gone through in order to love yourself for surviving it. you're worth more than the terrible things that have been done to you. ok? much, much more just... saying this in case you need to hear it whatever path you travel down, I hope you find whatever it is that you need
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# ? Aug 2, 2018 03:56 |
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quote:So I recently found out that my dad is a stoner. I had no loving idea. He similarly had no clue that I smoke. quote:To the goon who has stalked by the MIB, I can relate. To the goons who mocked it as fiction? I can’t confirm his story was real, but I can tell you that the MIB exists and loves to ruin lives. e:for some reason neither the img tag nor an attachment to the post is working, so you'll have to imagine the photoshop rather than seeing it. H.H fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Aug 2, 2018 |
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My imagination is weak like your excuses. Describe the photoshop.
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