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SpacePig posted:IIRC, horses Red Dead Redemption counted as witnesses also, even your own horse if you let it get far enough away. The Croc posted:The horse was just cutting a plea deal and rolled on you CzarChasm posted:Poor Freckles, thought about turning state's evidence and died.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:00 |
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CannonFodder posted:I remember Hakan would write long posts that would derail wildly and go to some crazy places, not sure if they all ended in shittown. Hakan posted:When I was a child of four or five I can quite clearly remember one lazy evening sitting on the floor in the living room, father half asleep splayed out in front of the TV on the floor next to me, playing with my toys, and then suddenly some distant and echoed thought became of sudden and profound interest. The thought was this: how was I to be sure these were my real parents? I could not remember anything of the previous years of my life, and I took it all completely for granted everything I was told. When I questioned my drowsy dad, he laughed and tried to assuage the startled fear in my eyes, and said it was ridiculous that they weren’t my real parents. He seemed content at this simple explanation and rolled back to his sleeping position, but that night in bed I found myself staring out the window, the moon glowing through the venetian blinds, throwing down its enchanted ladder across the floor of my room, attempting to piece together what little recognition I could still recall of some periphery and blurry image, to no avail.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:29 |
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:39 |
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Does anyone have a link to the thread Koos made in Trad Games (?) that was an RP where Koos tended a multidimensional tavern, and it was mostly posters saying “Greetings” back and forth to each other?
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 21:51 |
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Has this forum forgotten the beloved phrase "You're no Hakan."?!
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:01 |
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Yestermoment posted:Has this forum forgotten the beloved phrase "You're no Hakan."?! Though he was (mostly?) before my time I have not. All hope is not lost Yestermoment.
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 22:11 |
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Yestermoment posted:Has this forum forgotten the beloved phrase "You're no Hakan."?! It was a catchphrase that for used so often it became bannable, and was thus lost to time and lives only in the memories of surviving goons
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# ? Jul 31, 2018 23:10 |
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World War Mammories posted:was granos the one who hosed out a piece of his own rear end in a top hat or was that ge cafe gonna need more on this thank you
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:21 |
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Kitfox88 posted:gonna need more on this thank you Why
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:26 |
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tbh he probably didn't, it was probably a bit of poo and lube
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:30 |
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ol qwerty bastard posted:hey baby did you overclock your jeans?
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 00:32 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:I'm hot blooded, check it and see/if you see Granos, call the police Young woman, the subject Of Granos fantasy He wants her, so badly But she calls the police
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 02:19 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Young woman, the subject Oh look, it's Granos You know what you must do now Just call the police.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 02:29 |
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Kitfox88 posted:gonna need more on this thank you GE Cafe
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 06:11 |
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Kitfox88 posted:gonna need more on this thank you No you don't. Trust me.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 06:56 |
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Choco1980 posted:Didn't the story about the guy trying to film his stepsister wind up with an internet detective calling his family? I believe it was abe who looked him up and threatened to call his family.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 10:12 |
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Didn't GE Cafe also have a weirdly hot girlfriend, despite looking like a pile of pudding with hair? I'd be surprised if one didn't seek medical care immediately following an analysis degloving.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 11:27 |
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Dameius posted:Oh look, it's Granos In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. The police still arrive. - Granos, Avengers, Infinity War
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 11:47 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Didn't GE Cafe also have a weirdly hot girlfriend, despite looking like a pile of pudding with hair? No you're thinking of me.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 11:53 |
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To call: the police, on Granos.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 11:56 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:In time, you will know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right. Yet to fail all the same. Dread it. Run from it. The police still arrive. - Granos, Avengers, Infinity War Tony Stark called the police on Granos in a cave! WITH SCRAPS!
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 11:59 |
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"I went forward in time to view alternate futures. To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict." "How many did you see?" "Fourteen million, six hundred and five." "How many did you call the police in?" "All of them."
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 12:14 |
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Elon Musk was forced to apologize over his comments on Twitter, having allegedly called a man a "pedo" for questioning his plan to build a GSM-equipped mini-submarine to enter the flooded cave where 14 youths remain trapped after trying to find a phone there to call the police on Granos.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 12:42 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Didn't GE Cafe also have a weirdly hot girlfriend, despite looking like a pile of pudding with hair? I've never been more comforted by an autocorrect error.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 12:48 |
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iPhones were originally meant to run on granOS, but Apple had to go back to the drawing board when they found the phones would only call the police.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 13:27 |
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Jedit posted:iPhones were originally meant to run on granOS, but Apple had to go back to the drawing board when they found the phones would only call the police. Ok finally lol
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 13:47 |
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I think my favorite I had ever seen was one that got to be a title for a thread. Something like "NWA had a song about Granos named Call The Police" or something to that effect. I still chuckle randomly when I'm driving and it pops in my mind.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 14:49 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I think my favorite I had ever seen was one that got to be a title for a thread. That was one of mine. It was "Ice-T wrote a rap song about Granos called Call Tha Police". I was very proud of getting the Quote Thread title and it's made my day to know that you still appreciate it. Thanks.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 15:04 |
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ChocNitty posted:Persian kings employed sub saharan african men to watch over their harems, so that if they got busy with one of the ladies and impregnated her, the half black baby would get them caught. Trabant posted:That, and it's also a pretty lousy alarm system if it has a built-in nine-month delay. CharlestheHammer posted:Plus the babies don’t always come out visibly black so it’s just a terrible system all around Ghost Leviathan posted:Also there's oral and anal sex. 8th-snype posted:Yes. We've all met your mother. At least she learned from her mistake. [/quote
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 18:26 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Didn't GE Cafe also have a weirdly hot girlfriend, despite looking like a pile of pudding with hair? A girl goon once took a picture with GE Cafe because she was in his neighborhood and he was so forum-infamous she wanted to meet him in person. There was no dating or hanky-panky going on.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 18:43 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:A girl goon once took a picture with GE Cafe because she was in his neighborhood and he was so forum-infamous she wanted to meet him in person. There was no dating or hanky-panky going on. If that's the picture I'm thinking of, I think someone said it should be "the game over screen for being a woman".
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 19:33 |
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Jedit posted:That was one of mine. It was "Ice-T wrote a rap song about Granos called Call Tha Police". I was very proud of getting the Quote Thread title and it's made my day to know that you still appreciate it. Thanks. Ice T: Cop Caller
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 19:41 |
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A Moose posted:"the game over screen for being a woman".
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 19:45 |
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I was not prepared for that after eating today.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 19:48 |
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Goddamn that dude is gross.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 19:55 |
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Ruflux posted:I know in GTAV all the animals counted as witnesses, so even if you killed a guy way out in the middle of nowhere, if a bird or a deer or a rabbit happened to see you they'd call the cops on you. It's simultaneously infuriating since the cops in GTAV are terrible cheats with aimbots and wallhacks and stuff, but also hilarious because how and why would anyone set up the witness system like that I just don't know Marcade posted:So you play as Granos?
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 19:59 |
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A Moose posted:If that's the picture I'm thinking of, I think someone said it should be "the game over screen for being a woman". Ok, now we just have to see it.
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 21:00 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Ok, now we just have to see it. well, maybe scroll up 3 posts
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 21:10 |
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tactlessbastard posted:Ok, now we just have to see it. It's this trauma inducing monstrosity
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# ? Aug 1, 2018 21:10 |
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A Moose posted:If that's the picture I'm thinking of, I think someone said it should be "the game over screen for being a woman". I think of that post instantly every time someone mentions gecafe
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