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Oh yeah thats the good stuff The music video is even a low budget ripoff of it Beyonce has the fancy car Alestorm has those 3 wheeled shitboxes Its glorious
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I enjoy this way more than any actual Alestorm song
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Jul 31, 2018 16:38
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The 311 Lifestyle posted:migration fest was dope until i sprained my ankle and missed all of sunday
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This band is cool, unlike alestorm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuPvf4H7bRM
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I don't think "Cooler than Alestorm" is a hard bar to clear
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here's also something that rules https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyUEbi9R4ps
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stab posted:The singer just killed the evil sorcerer keyboardist with a giant hammer I am going to see Gloryhammer/Alestorm in September, and while I could give a poo poo about Alestorm I am beyond psyched to see Gloryhammer.
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Alestorm is not particularly good but they are quite entertaining, there's my scorching hot take
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They seem like nice guys, at the very least.
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They're at least good enough to routinely piss off the metal thread.
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Jul 31, 2018 22:08
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What's the other pirate metal band called again?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:What's the other pirate metal band called again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icbo6qT3b0k
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Nordick posted:"Napalm Satan" is one of my favourite song titles of all time. wow, this is great!
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So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. Here's a quote from the website: "The Curse of Valburga is a politically incorrect black comedy feature film with an abundance of violence and blood. Inspired by the horror/slasher films of the late 70s and 80s, The Curse of Valburga aims to stay true to the horror genre of the time, providing its viewers not only with shock and tension, but also fun and entertainment. This is a movie from horror fans for horror fans. This is The Curse of Valburga"
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Sodomy Hussein posted:They're at least good enough to routinely piss off the metal thread. Isnt the whole point of music is to enjoy it and have a good time? Did i like miss a memo or something And this is coming from a guy who's likes are solidly in the thrash/speed metal sphere Whats with the hate thread i thought we only hated Ghost and loved Bolt Thrower
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Kvlt! posted:politically incorrect black comedy 
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Kvlt! posted:So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. Here's a quote from the website: Can't wait for two of black metal's lamest superstars to make a terrible film
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Kvlt! posted:So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. Here's a quote from the website: no thank you
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Kvlt! posted:So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. Here's a quote from the website: this sounds like the worst poo poo imaginable
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If the biggest selling point of your project is "it's gonna be offensive" it is 100% guaranteed to fail.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl2hBEOhkro/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link I see potential
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Varg posted:sucks you missed Thou finally help us break the rules and start a pit Bryan Funck is a jokemaster and it took his breaking the ice to finally get everyone relaxed. Straight up, that was I think the sixth time I've seen Thou and they never disappoint. I like the expanded lineup, too. Not sure if KC Stafford is a permanent member now or was just there for that show. The whole thing was great. Seeing Mizmor do Yodh was a highpoint, to be sure.
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Aug 1, 2018 03:39
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Nergal, the black metal Vince Offer,
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Kvlt! posted:So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. Here's a quote from the website: Anytime I see politically correct as a plus point I roll my eyes into oblivion but the rest sounds cool. Nergal is great at aesthetics and atmosphere and all that. As long as it’s not 100% banking on being ~offensive~ I’m down.
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Album of the year? https://darkdescentrecords.bandcamp.com/album/abiogenesis
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Kvlt! posted:So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. Here's a quote from the website: Lol Nergal is a giant moron and anyone who thinks he's intelligent is an even bigger moron.
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Nergal owns and so does this ridiculous video I hadn’t seen until recently The Satanist is a great album. I like it more every time I revisit it.
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Kilometers Davis posted:The Satanist is a great album. I like it more every time I revisit it. Same. "O Father O Satan O Sun!" will always be one of my favorite songs, even if it does sound like a black metal band ripping off "Kashmir".
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COOL CORN posted:Same. "O Father, O Satan, O Sun" will always be one of my favorite songs, even if it does sound like a black metal band ripping off "Kashmir". Haha I don’t think I’ve noticed that. Nice. tbh I think it’s my favorite Behemoth album. It’s baffling that Nergal is getting better after so many years. The only Behemoth I dislike is the real early stuff and I haven’t listened to it in forever.
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I like Behemoth as a live act. Their albums bore me shitless with the exception of a few tunes
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Hold the loving phone, Som Pluijmers (formerly of Cerebral Bore) is a woman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG46oJBGhNg  This is an 18-year-old lady on vocals. I guess you just assume the people doing gurgly toilet vocals are mostly dudes.
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Kvlt! posted:So apparently Nergal from Behemoth and Niklas Kvarforth from Shining are teaming up to make a movie. I wonder if this will also have Niklas rolling around in his candle lit dirty bath tub playing with butt plugs. I can't unsee that.
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On that Cerebral Bore album, I think that there are a ton of effects on Som's vocals. She sounds much better during her guest spot on Vulvodynia's Castration Mutilation.
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Kilometers Davis posted:As long as it’s not 100% banking on being ~offensive~ I’m down. I can't be bothered to look it up but isn't that guy from Shining a notorious "haha I made you mad by saying reprehensible stuff" shithead?
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the yeti posted:I can't be bothered to look it up but isn't that guy from Shining a notorious "haha I made you mad by saying reprehensible stuff" shithead? He likes to brag that his music has caused people to commit suicide, which is definitely not made up. And they went on a tour with Revenge that had some dumb anti-SJW name and got canceled halfway through.
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“Unsafe Space” iirc. The Portland venue canned them after the Shining guy got super drunk before the previous show, groped a bunch of women, and threw Nazi salutes during the show. Good poo poo.
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