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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


That's cool, but would be noisy as gently caress

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Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

I'm the BOV 10" from the driver's ear
I'm the carburetor
I'm the :swoon::swoon::swoon:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pham Nuwen posted:

Extremely cool, and now my buddy and I are shopping for Lemons cars. Pickings are kind of slim but this looks like it might be some real gold to someone:



https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/d/honda-accord-classic-1980/6625356722.html

Ooooh, our resident Honda guy has one of these! It's super fuckin cool but his runs like dogshit.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

that's the best thing i ever saw

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

FBS posted:

I'm the interiorcoolers.

I'm the complete lack of a firewall.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Extra kudos for not being a small block Chevy, that thing's in there good.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
When you need more speed just blow on the intercoolers

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

When you need more speed just blow on the intercoolers
will do
:gizz:

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!
Would having a working air conditioning system make the interiorcooler more effective?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Vanagoon posted:

Would having a working air conditioning system make the interiorcooler more effective?

Theoretically, yes.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
But practically no, as that thing isn't driving anywhere without the front windows down anyway.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




DiggityDoink posted:

Theoretically, yes.

That's like leaving your refrigerator door open to cool down your house. :v: The power you'd lose from turning on the compressor would outweigh the few degrees of ambient temperature you'd gain. for 2 seconds until everything behind you heat soaked the poo poo out of the interior anyway

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
It’s so offensive in about every way , it’s perfect.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Depends on if you obey 2nd law of thermodynamics.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Pham Nuwen posted:

Extremely cool, and now my buddy and I are shopping for Lemons cars. Pickings are kind of slim but this looks like it might be some real gold to someone:



https://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/d/honda-accord-classic-1980/6625356722.html

FWIW, that's an 82 or so car. '80 - 1st gen - had round headlights.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

DJ Commie posted:

It looks like a fiber/trunk splice truck, so just a workbench and maybe some shelving/storage in a nearly clean room environment. When you spend 12 hours on a cable in the field, its a nice place to do it.


I assume it was TBI at best, I don't think Honda did multi-point EFI until the mid 80s.

This is correct. The only Accord of that gen that had EFI (it was an MPFI system) was the SE-I sedan of 1985.

Frond
Mar 12, 2018
I find it odd that Honda had ABS available in their cars before fuel injection.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

C.H.O.M.E. posted:

that's the best thing i ever saw

Preserving the vehicle description for posterity:

quote:

If you're the kind of guy who says too much horsepower is never enough, this 1999 Acura Integra might be the car for you. Subtle as all get-out, silly fast, and beautifully engineered, it packs a mountain of a motor wrapped in rather sedate bodywork that's bound to catch more than a few guys sleeping. At first glance, this looks like a fairly stock Integra, and that's the entire point. These were already handsome cars, with their distinctive headlights and smooth contours, and adding a wide-body kit does nothing to change all that. It's so cleanly done that you almost think it's factory-built; the nose fits cleanly, the body lines are uninterrupted, and it gives the muscular little hatchback a performance stance. It has been de-badged and repainted, a glorious metallic burgundy that is almost too nice to risk on the street. But that won't matter after you dip into the turbocharged V8's torque reserves; sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. It's just beautifully built, nicely finished, and obviously intended to be a sleeper. It appears that the headlights have been upgraded but only an expert will notice, while out back there are vents flanking the taillights that give you the inkling that something is going on back there. Oh, and the twin exhaust pipes under the license plate. They're just plain cool. Slide behind the wheel and you may not even notice that this Acura has been so radically modified. Stock seats show some wear, but they're stock, which is all part of the plan. The original steering wheel, gauges, and dash are all in place as well. That big B&M shifter in the center console is a dead giveaway, but the guy in the next car can't see it and it works rather well. There are also auxiliary gauges mounted down low on the console, keeping an eye on the big V8's vitals. You will note there is no radio, but one glance into the back seat area will tell you why, and that's where the fun starts. Everything aft of the front seats has been heavily modified for performance and speed, and the results are just jaw-dropping. That's a 500 cubic inch Cadillac V8 tucked back there. That's 8.2 liters of muscle. But in case that isn't enough, it's buffed by a pair of high-mounted 65mm turbochargers blowing into a 950 CFM carburetor on top. There are two intercoolers up front, complete with their own fan, and, well, you can see the amount of work that went into shoehorning that giant V8 in there. It uses a Cadillac subframe and suspension to hold it all in place, as well as the Eldorado's TH425 3-speed automatic transmission, since it's the only transmission that fits AND can handle all that torque. Up front where the Integra's engine used to live, you'll find a giant aluminum radiator and a 17 gallon fuel cell, as well as a V1000 fuel pump. A custom exhaust system was fabricated to include the aforementioned turbos as well as a set of O2 sensors for wide-band tuning, and giant mufflers do their best to keep the beast quiet enough to hunt its prey. As I mentioned, it's insanely fast but thanks to the big Cadillac's inherent smoothness and the gentle nature of the turbos, it is anything but tricky on the street. Lean into the accelerator and the car lunges forward like it was drop-kicked by God, but it doesn't get out of hand. Some of the credit still has to go to Acura engineers for their rock-solid suspension tuning, and the 4-wheel disc brakes deliver plenty of stopping power, even for this monster. 17-inch Honda S2000 wheels help with the illusion and carry 225/45/17 front and 245/45/17 rear performance radials. This isn't a car for just anyone but that's entirely the point. If you're a special kind of crazy that loves speaking softly and carrying a big stick, this Acura delivers in a very big way. Call now!


So its basically a 70s el dorado in an integra? If anything belongs in "automotive insanity" thats it.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



DiggityDoink posted:

I'm the complete lack of a firewall.

Is there a reason you couldn’t build one in there, since you already went to the trouble of making an Integra mid-engined?

E: can’t see, where’s the intake?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


22 Eargesplitten posted:

Is there a reason you couldn’t build one in there, since you already went to the trouble of making an Integra mid-engined?

No, and if you ever want to actually use the thing for anything other than a show queen, you want a firewall. For noise and heat reasons if not safety. Probably means that the intercoolers will need to be relocated. Personally, I'd put a duct in the floor, and vent the rear hatch window (after replacing with acrylic) or otherwise vent the rear somehow.

quote:

E: can’t see, where’s the intake?

On the front of the turbos.

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


shoncook posted:

This came up on my local copart auction. Good to see e30 M3 prices are staying reasonable.

$24k for a “stripped” M3 with 154k miles and “Transmission = NO.” Actually could be a bargain to flip, but that’s still a lot of money.

Uh that isn't a S14 either...

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Frond posted:

I find it odd that Honda had ABS available in their cars before fuel injection.

Did they really?

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

NitroSpazzz posted:

Uh that isn't a S14 either...

So, what are the odds it's a 318 or something with repro M3 flares and trunk spoiler?

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


boxen posted:

So, what are the odds it's a 318 or something with repro M3 flares and trunk spoiler?

Vin starts with WBS (WBSAK0300J2******) and the front glass is correct, it's a M3. Just has a M/S50 or 52 swapped in

Frond
Mar 12, 2018

slidebite posted:

Did they really?

Yeah. The Japanese market 1982 2G Prelude XX was the first to have Honda “ALB”. I think the FI version was first released there in ‘83.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Frond posted:

Yeah. The Japanese market 1982 2G Prelude XX was the first to have Honda “ALB”. I think the FI version was first released there in ‘83.

Christ, I like posts like these. Ex-GF had a Prelude around then with the CVCC.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Colostomy Bag posted:

Depends on if you obey 2nd law of thermodynamics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMibx876A4

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ram/tls/d/snap-on-anal-scope-mt-615/6622653595.html



:thunk:

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
Coincidentally, I have an Anal-O-Scope scheduled for this coming Tuesday.

No, really

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
What makes an oscilloscope automotive specific anyways?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Dagen H posted:

Coincidentally, I have an Anal-O-Scope scheduled for this coming Tuesday.

No, really

God, I dread that day (a few years to go). Hopefully my doctor won't pick up something on Craigslist.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Popete posted:

What makes an oscilloscope automotive specific anyways?

The ability to get beat to hell in a workshop environment.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

hobbesmaster posted:

Preserving the vehicle description for posterity:


So its basically a 70s el dorado in an integra? If anything belongs in "automotive insanity" thats it.

Stock that engine had enough torque to be crazy, (for the time), now...Wow.

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")

Applesnots posted:

Stock that engine had enough torque to be crazy, (for the time), now...Wow.

Putting a window in that would be the scariest loving experience on the planet. A loud bang, a lot of shuddering, hot oil pissing everywhere right behind the seats.

gently caress

That

Give me a firewall or give me a better death than boiled in oil/shot with a hunk of cadillac block

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
That Integra is basically a Roadkill car except it's done by people who didn't have to complete it in 3 days.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

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DiggityDoink posted:

That Integra is basically a Roadkill car except it's done by people who didn't have to complete it in 3 days.

Nailed it

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i both love it and fear it


and kinda want it

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wanna lick it.

My Rhythmic Crotch
Jan 13, 2011

2 other things I noticed about that car:
- there are some heat shields (?) strapped on top of the mufflers that can't be doing jack poo poo
- the battery is stuffed back where the motor is, as if there wasn't enough weight over the rear wheels or something

I really wanna see pics of the rear transaxle situation

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/369323306934288



I wonder what, precisely, "engine blew" means? Scattered the bottom end? Popped a head gasket? Timing belt?

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