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I like it when news sites get silly stories and bring out the fancy words for funsies.
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This is how I want to go. Doing what I love. Not screaming in terror and disgust like my passengers.
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Aug 3, 2018 21:15
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https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1025441582005141507
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Aug 3, 2018 23:10
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Perhaps the Alligator was controlling the man...
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Aug 3, 2018 23:15
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Zanzibar Ham posted:Perhaps the Alligator was controlling the man... We were always warned about the lizard people, but no one ever expected the amphibians.
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Aug 3, 2018 23:30
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Zil posted:We were always warned about the lizard people, but no one ever expected the amphibians. I still don't expect the amphibians, since alligators are crocodilians.
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Aug 3, 2018 23:32
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I will admit my knowledge of herpetology is very limited.
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Aug 3, 2018 23:43
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Besesoth posted:I still don't expect the amphibians, since alligators are crocodilians. I'm pretty sure it's crocodiles who are alligatilian actually 
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Aug 4, 2018 00:23
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Pro-tip: herpetology is the study of reptiles. Edit for content: There Is A Controversy In Irish Powerlifting Over, Uh, The Government Of Germany From 1933–1945
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Aug 4, 2018 00:23
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ultrafilter posted:Pro-tip: herpetology is the study of reptiles. Herpetology is the study of reptiles and amphibians. This makes no sense because those clades aren’t that closely related.
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Aug 4, 2018 01:07
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Platystemon posted:Herpetology is the study of reptiles and amphibians. Yeah, but just try to take axolotls away from a herpetologist. They will loving cut you.
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Aug 4, 2018 01:17
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Zil posted:I will admit my knowledge of herpetology is very limited. More like derpetology.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:More like derpetology. It used to be hispetology but then THE SJWS TOOK OVER AND
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Besesoth posted:I still don't expect the amphibians, since alligators are crocodilians. So they're amphibious but not amphibian? 
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Aug 4, 2018 09:14
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GrossMurpel posted:So they're amphibious but not amphibian? 'Amphibian' is a specific grouping of creatures including frogs and toads, but also a general word for a creature that can operate both in and out of water. 'Amphibious' as an adjective can refer to a wide range of things, including vehicles, equipment and tactics that involve going from water to land and vice versa. Taxonomy is ridiculous and the English language is a mess.
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Aug 4, 2018 09:41
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Pretty sure penguins are also not amphibians. Or seals.
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Aug 4, 2018 09:56
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The study of amphibians, the class of animal, specifically is batrachology. Ironically, not all frogs are very good swimmers, though amphibians generally require water to breed.
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Aug 4, 2018 10:42
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I'm going to count TV graphics as headlines, since I have no idea where else to put this. But drat me if this isn't important news.  It's an opiate titty ouroboros.
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Aug 4, 2018 18:58
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Checks out.
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Aug 4, 2018 19:13
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Krankenstyle posted:See also the gun safety instructor who shot himself in the leg Or the gun instructor who decided it was fine to let a little girl shoot an Uzi which she had no ability to control and died from it
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Aug 4, 2018 20:40
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Almond Breeze milk is being recalled for containing actual milk
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Pro-click for the picture they led with.
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GrossMurpel posted:So they're amphibious but not amphibian? Sure? So are humans.
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Aug 5, 2018 01:34
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How does this even happen?
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Scathach posted:How does this even happen? Sounds like classic milkotage by the Intolerant Lactose Front.
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ultrafilter posted:Pro-tip: herpetology is the study of reptiles. The highlight of this article is that this guy, an Irish powerlifter who believes that the Nazis had some great ideas, also believes that the British... invented racism? Or something?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The highlight of this article is that this guy, an Irish powerlifter who believes that the Nazis had some great ideas, also believes that the British... invented racism? Or something? I was fond of "He’s a prick, but he’s a good human being."
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Aug 5, 2018 02:47
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https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1025924406403579905
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Scathach posted:How does this even happen? Same facility fills cartons with both milk and almond milk, someone put the wrong packages on the machine and no one caught it because QC for "is this actually the right milk" is a low priority?
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Aug 5, 2018 05:56
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Well drat. E: then again as soon as you pour it, at least it's obviously either milk or not-milk.
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Aug 5, 2018 06:05
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Doesn't surprise me. I remember going with my Mom to the Entenmann's Bakery when they'd have half price day and I could envision those little grannie ladies packing the store so worked up they'd be ready to powerbomb a wrestler over the last coffee cake on the shelf.
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Aug 5, 2018 07:22
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ZombieLenin posted:Alt-right catholic? They know who the pope is right? And how he said Marxist parties were the types of political parties catholics should support, right? Tony Phillips posted:I'm going to count TV graphics as headlines, since I have no idea where else to put this. But drat me if this isn't important news. Weird News Headlines, Quotes, & Articles: It's an opiate titty ouroboros
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Aug 5, 2018 10:26
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The breastfeeding is out of control but I'm feeling really good about it
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Aug 5, 2018 11:08
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Humans are giving many other species cancer
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Aug 5, 2018 11:46
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Scathach posted:Well drat. I believe that this is called "Schrodinger's Milk".
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Aug 5, 2018 13:45
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Who said we don't give back to nature? We enjoy cancer ourselves, least we can do is share it with the critters we grudgingly allow to live with us on our rotting poo poo-sphere.
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Aug 5, 2018 14:15
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Crime author who killed people and used own murders to write novels sentenced to death
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ultrafilter posted:Crime author who killed people and used own murders to write novels sentenced to death I blame Stephen King for making all his protagonists writers.
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ultrafilter posted:Crime author who killed people and used own murders to write novels sentenced to death quote:M: But Your Highness, there's been a terrible mistake.
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