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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I like how they all have the same stupid grin. Just really enjoying that D&D session.

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Brutakas posted:

That guy that just aerated his skull looks pleased. I'm assuming he made his saving throw and is still alive?

Nah man, he's just realized the sweet release of death. Hail Satan.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Zzulu posted:

Pretty sure Jesus was a lot more swarthy than americans want to think

The modern conception of what Jesus looked like came from a Polish nun.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Memento posted:

According to a forensic anthropologist, this is what your average Galilean dude looked like back then.



Sorry, jesus was a blue eyed white boy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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How am I supposed to pray to Jesus if he looks like those guys we bomb the poo poo out of every day

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zzulu posted:

How am I supposed to pray to Jesus if he looks like those guys we bomb the poo poo out of every day

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
I thought Jesus was a baby??

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

computer angel posted:

I thought Jesus was a baby??

The christians like to characterize that little tantrum in the temple as 'righteous indignation'

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Jesus was a Black man

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

computer angel posted:

I thought Jesus was a baby??

a ripped as hell baby







shame he lost most of his gains

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

axolotl farmer posted:

Jesus was a Black man



No, Jesus was Batman.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Samuringa posted:

a ripped as hell baby







shame he lost most of his gains



Babies are just little dudes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Is the implication that god ghost hosed a lady so she could give birth to the son of god, who is also god?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Hotass Mary #3, just daring you to peep them nips while balancing her muscular baby on a bong

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto
If we're back on the Jesus juice, have some fine Kreider art:

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
More pathetic catholic Memes please

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LinYutang posted:

More pathetic catholic Memes please




weird that heresy smells like children

Barbed Tongues
Mar 16, 2012





Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This is literally why they have a pedophile problem

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Also because celibacy is dumb as gently caress, one thing the Prods got right

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lmao

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Zzulu posted:

Is the implication that god ghost hosed a lady so she could give birth to the son of god, who is also god?

I am envious of your ignorance

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

When you get a boner and flip it up past your waistband

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Hung for our sins

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Samuringa posted:

a ripped as hell baby







shame he lost most of his gains



Spending 40 days fasting in the desert will do that to you.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Babies are just little dudes
In late medieval/rennaisance era europe it was common for patrons of artists to be painted with their face as the baby Jesus.

Yeah it's absolutely as baffling as it sounds. I'm sure it made sense at the time.

RagnarokAngel has a new favorite as of 19:35 on Aug 7, 2018

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006



lmfao

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


hell, same

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

:chloe:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Spanish Manlove posted:

:chi farded and shidded and camed my pants loe:

lmfao

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006



:greenangel:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I farded and shidded and camed my pants

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Zzulu posted:

I farded and shidded and camed my pants

:laffo:

e: back to the classics

3D Megadoodoo has a new favorite as of 20:27 on Aug 7, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Phlegmish posted:

Hung for our sins

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TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

He is risen

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