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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Intruder posted:

Jerod Mayo's dog, who had been missing for two months, was found dead in a garbage bag in his dog trainer's closet where he had been the entire time

What the gently caress is wrong with people

I, uh, guess the training wasn't going so well.

Edward Mass posted:

Get an antenna

Probably wouldn't help him unless that's a nationally televised game? I guess it might be, I haven't bothered to look it up.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003


"Eh you never know" – ironclad statement of genuine and sincere interest in Richard Dominick Incognito, Jr.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Yeah that sounds more like a "thanks but no thanks" to me

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

The text message in the picture doesnt have a name attached to it anywhere that I can see?

Calling out an NFL coach on twitter is a surefire way to help get yourself a job :discourse:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Uh it clearly says coach

Indisputable evidence

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Initials would seem to be Coach S.

Which means he's either saying Stefanski, their QB coach, or this was a message from Sparano.

Knowing Richie, he's probably saying Sparano so that no one can refute it, even though he looks like a dumb piece of poo poo (again)

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Come on already, Chargers.

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1026913738472017920

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

chargers shouldn't practice any more.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Grittybeard posted:


Probably wouldn't help him unless that's a nationally televised game? I guess it might be, I haven't bothered to look it up.

The nationally televised games this week are

Thursday, August 9
Week 1 7:00p Cleveland-N.Y. Giants NFLN
10:00p Dallas-San Francisco NFLN

Friday, August 10
Week 1 7:30p Atlanta-N.Y. Jets NFLN
10:30p Detroit-Oakland NFLN

Saturday, August 11
Week 1 9:00p Minnesota-Denver

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Super don't imply the Chargers players get injured a lot, Ross will fight you

And by fight you I mean have a meltdown

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

No Butt Stuff posted:

chargers shouldn't practice any more.

it's so crazy IT JUST MIGHT WORK!!

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
People get hurt in practice? Whoa.

He didnt tear an acl yall

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

a neat cape posted:

People get hurt in practice? Whoa.

He didnt tear an acl yall

Achilles?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Torn Achilles, yeesh

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm not seeing anywhere that Joey Bosa tore his achilles. Are you guys talking about someone else or just speculating?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/kfitz134/status/1026911287521947648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

edit: lmao people are going to die

https://twitter.com/kfitz134/status/1026912226312040449?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


I see it posted in this thread

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
lol you guys

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Play posted:

I'm not seeing anywhere that Joey Bosa tore his achilles. Are you guys talking about someone else or just speculating?

Gut feeling and personally attacking Ross

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

I'm amazed no one has died to one of those stadium monstrosities yet tbh

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
He didn't tear his goddamn achilles

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Blitz7x posted:

Gut feeling and personally attacking Ross

got it sorry to interfere

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

a neat cape posted:

He didn't tear his goddamn achilles

Don't poke the bear man.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Ban everything but the afc west

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/1026925095443419142

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

and all it took is both of them moving to completely different divisions

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





That burger is the size of my torso how the gently caress can anyone eat that in an hour.

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

I wanna eat that burger.

I don't give a poo poo about the challenge, I just wanna eat it.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Initials would seem to be Coach S.

Which means he's either saying Stefanski, their QB coach, or this was a message from Sparano.

Knowing Richie, he's probably saying Sparano so that no one can refute it, even though he looks like a dumb piece of poo poo (again)

The dead coach promised me a job is a pretty smart move.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

it's unfortunate that joey bosa passed away this afternoon

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Can I get that in a lettuce wrap? trying to watch my carbs over here

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Jonathan Fisk posted:

it's unfortunate that joey bosa passed away this afternoon

It was pretty amazing to see him try to walk off the dead. Reminded me of Jordy Nelson after he tore his ACL.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


But what will it do for my Persona social stats?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Kalli posted:

Can I get that in a lettuce wrap? trying to watch my carbs over here

Only if you wash it down with a 128oz Diet Coke

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

kiimo posted:

The nationally televised games this week are

Thursday, August 9
Week 1 7:00p Cleveland-N.Y. Giants NFLN
10:00p Dallas-San Francisco NFLN

Friday, August 10
Week 1 7:30p Atlanta-N.Y. Jets NFLN
10:30p Detroit-Oakland NFLN

Saturday, August 11
Week 1 9:00p Minnesota-Denver

Wait, you live in Cali? You’re going to need NFL GamePass.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm guessing all the preseason games will be streaming as well via Reddit NFL streams.

Also I could stuff that seven pounds of burger into my belly as long as I was allowed to vomit it all up after

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm just going to make, like, a 10 lb pizza but not only do you have to finish that but you have to eat a person who just ate that to get it for free. Hell make it a competition. when you're done eating your pizza, you have the right to begin eating the other person's too. Once both pizzas are finished you must finish the other human being. You'll know it's go time when the Mortal Kombat announcer comes on. "FINISH HIM... NO, SERIOUSLY FINISH HIM, FATTY."

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
MIKE ZIMMER IS A [blank] [blank]

Good format

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
All of you are mean

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

He's just saying that because he knows Crabtree didn't have his chain on. He's a hound dog for that poo poo.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

pubic works project posted:

He's just saying that because he knows Crabtree didn't have his chain on. He's a hound dog for that poo poo.

lulling him into a false sense of security. clever girl

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