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bob dobbs is dead posted:how does the cumshittin work when you die I’d just assume his rear end gets taxidermied into a cover for an ice cream dispenser, so it never has to stop! ...so long as you don’t have an unscrupulous executor. This story makes me want to look into my will, ensure my executor isn’t a piece of poo poo.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 08:06 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I’d just assume his rear end gets taxidermied into a cover for an ice cream dispenser, so it never has to stop! Add a forfeiture clause too. It doesn't guarantee anything, but can be a powerful deterrent. And yeah, no dipshit executors.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 08:11 |
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Ahh, that sweet, sweet honeymoon period... My Husband [32M] keeps threatening me [27F] for Divorce after 1 month of Marriage quote:I have been married a month now and it's been a mess. I moved to the south where my husband is, and really disliked it. He's been telling me to find a job, and I've been looking for something part time, but I have been feeling especially homesick (I've never left my mother and siblings before marriage; my father had passed away), and I left my amazing career and a master's program to be with him. I would keep asking if he would consider moving up north. We would end up getting into HUGE fights, to the point where he would threaten me with divorce (he did it with my mom on facetime last time), threaten to call the police on me if I'm not out of the apartment, and he'd slam the door and go to his family's home, leaving me in the apartment alone. His family DENIES everything he does or says. Up to this point, he has threatened me with divorce 3 times. At one point, he dragged me to his parent's house, repeatedly insulted me in front of them, screamed and called me a liar, and left me crying on the couch by myself in front of his mom and dad. I was beyond hurt and disappointed, especially since I told him to keep things between us only. I'm back at home to visit, but he picked a fight with me because I didn't answer the phone, even though he knew I was at a funeral. He kept telling me I was lying, that he wanted me to stay away. I told him fine. And that was the 3rd time he threatened me with divorce.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 08:14 |
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Theophany posted:Ahh, that sweet, sweet honeymoon period... The South
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 08:21 |
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That’s just depressing abuse. It’s a bit dull this morning (or depressing). I saved this from last night I [25/F] have a bad reputation that haunts me. Meeting BF’s [25/M] (of 4 months) parents and worried about how to handle it. quote:u/myofficeissmall
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 08:27 |
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holy poo poo that story with the family stealing a bunch of money from their gay son's partner is full of amazing comments The setup: quote:My sister was in charge of the will, according to his partner he did not want to be in charge because ' he didn't want to deal with us' 'he hates us' so my sister who was best friends with my brother acted as the middle ground for us and his partner. We were shocked when we read the will. We didn't expect it to be that unfair. I am trying to make it right quote:We are a big family, most of the money was distributed throughout family members which we thought was only fair. We cant pay the full amount because the money is mostly gone. The knockdown: quote:your greed, bigotry, and stupidity is not his problem quote:You and your family are idiots and have not only looking at civil penalties, but criminal proceedings. A court is most definitely going to be involved now because this is also theft/embezzlement. quote:The judgement in this case is going to be amazing. You're going to be lucky if all you end up with is a lifetime of debt. quote:Wait, you guys still almost a million dollars without consulting a legal professional, and now you're posting on Reddit like this is going to small claims court?
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 08:30 |
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dear prudence my husband is a rapist is this something i should be concerned about? https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/08/feeling-jealous-of-a-work-spouse-and-more-advice-from-dear-prudence.html quote:Last Saturday after heavily drinking with a group of friends, I woke up to my husband using a sex toy on me while I was unconscious. It caused me enough pain to tell him to stop, and then I must have fallen back to sleep. I woke up again to him violating me in a way that I told him I was not comfortable having sex. I had to beat my husband with my fists to get him off of me, after saying no did not work. I wish I could say that this is the first time anything like this has happened, but it’s not. In our years together, there have been at least four incidents like this that I recall. The last time it happened, I told him that if it ever did again I would leave him. He told me that he doesn’t like that I gave him an ultimatum. I feel like asking your husband not to rape you is not an ultimatum.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 10:48 |
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/r/relationships: I feel like asking your husband not to rape you is not an ultimatum.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 10:52 |
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mllaneza posted:If the sister gets a good lawyer, probably separately from the rest of her hosed up family, she just might get off the easiest. If nothing else, you can't in good conscience punish her when the OP admits that he persuaded her to ignore the will when she was initially going to honor it. If anything, OP must be punished more severely than the sister. That's wishful thinking really, the family will guilt the sister into taking the fall, claiming they didn't know it was illegal the executor told them it was fine. They'll sell off the business assets to make good on the Will and suffer no consequences at all. Other than their sister being sent to jail by the malicious action of a the gay dude as they will see it.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 11:06 |
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Wedding chat! I (30F) feel sad when I think about my wedding (to 28M, together 2 years) because I have nobody to invite quote:u/arglebargle1234 quote:You absolutely don’t need to do a big traditional wedding if you don’t want to. quote:Oh, that part is fine. I've told him my reservations and he's happy marrying me at the city office tomorrow, has been for months. The wedding itself is entirely my own conceit. I love the idea of it - I do art and project management, so it's a fun task. I want to have a special day, as silly and stupid as that is. I just want ideas on how to subvert tradition.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 12:20 |
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Beachcomber posted:The South Never marry men who talk to their mother. quote:and I left my amazing career and a master's program to be with him Whyyyyyyyy
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 12:47 |
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Milotic posted:Wedding chat! Help I have built a palace full of exquisite melancholy that continually whispers bad things about me said the princess. Walk away from the palace said all the people of the land. I cannot, she replied, as I really like the gables on the roof.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:33 |
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It came from Dan Savage:quote:I’m part of a nonhierarchical polycule. In a few months, one of my girlfriends will be marrying her fiancé. I’ll be attending as a guest with my other girlfriend. What are the guidelines or expectations for purchasing a gift for your girlfriend’s wedding? Surprisingly, the other advice columnists don’t have guidance on this one. firstworld(and-undiscovered-tribes-of-the-jungles-i-guess)problems.txt
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:45 |
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the gently caress is a polycule
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:46 |
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It seems... worrying that they have to specify 'nonheirarchal'.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:47 |
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Stevie Lee posted:the gently caress is a polycule Members of a polyamorous grouping in a cubic lattice arrangement, probably a self-centered cubic variant.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:48 |
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Stevie Lee posted:the gently caress is a polycule
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:48 |
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Stevie Lee posted:the gently caress is a polycule Multiple ridicules.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:49 |
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I found a nonhierarchical polycule on my shoulder but the tests came back saying it was benign.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:49 |
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My (19m) GF (21f) is going to Vegas with her friends next month. Should I go?quote:My GF is turning 21 later this month, and her friend is turning 21 in the middle of next month, which is when they'll be going. I was offered to go (although I doubt it's a real offer, but she did offer to buy me a ticket) but I feel like as a 19 y/o, I would just drag them around and possibly ruin their trip. fuckin' lol
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:50 |
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The same as buying a gift for any other wedding?? Dude only wrote in for advice as an excuse to use his poly word of the day calendar.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:53 |
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Stevie Lee posted:the gently caress is a polycule It’s a play on molecule, so a bunch of people orbiting around drama like an element of sorrow.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:56 |
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Stevie Lee posted:the gently caress is a polycule Apologies for the brain damage this may cause...
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:56 |
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"I like to gently caress lots of people" is not hard to say.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 13:58 |
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"fluid chain" *threw up a lil my mouth*
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:02 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:It’s a play on molecule, so a bunch of people orbiting around drama like an element of sorrow. I’m sure the atomic mass is high as well.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:02 |
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The next Ant-Man is looking bad.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:16 |
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Milotic posted:That’s just depressing abuse. It’s a bit dull this morning (or depressing). I saved this from last night I’m really sad for this lady. In her shoes I’d have moved away and not come back but I honestly don’t know what the best course for her is st this point. “Keep your head up” and all but even if this guy and his parents are saints, certainly some of his friends and family aren’t and will crack jokes about his methhead slut girlfriend the whole time they are together. Probably tough it out then get him to move away when school is done and ride the dentist train to money town.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:20 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:dear prudence my husband is a rapist is this something i should be concerned about? That monster, doesn't she know that ultimatums are a form of abuse?!? Seriouspost: Her husband is a piece of poo poo, and she needs to find a way to get away from him ASAP. Her relationship will not get better, it will only get worse if he has such a lack of respect for her person. Like, ER-level worse.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:27 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:It seems... worrying that they have to specify 'nonheirarchal'. As opposed to e.g. 'my wife and I both get to have boy/girlfriends on the side', where the marriage is 'primary' and other relationships are 'secondary'. Yes, this can leave the 'secondary' partners feeling pretty...secondary, especially if their partner's spouse is inclined to be a poo poo about them.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:36 |
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Pick posted:"fluid chain" *threw up a lil my mouth* If you think about it life is just one big fluid chain.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:50 |
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Can we get a word filter that changes 'poly' to 'fat'? I feel like it'd make a lot of posts much more honest
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:54 |
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lol if you think white people are going to go to jail for white collar crime.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 14:58 |
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feedmegin posted:As opposed to e.g. 'my wife and I both get to have boy/girlfriends on the side', where the marriage is 'primary' and other relationships are 'secondary'. Ugggghhhhhhhh nobody gives a poo poo
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 15:05 |
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Universe Master posted:I found a nonhierarchical polycule on my shoulder but the tests came back saying it was benign. I had one removed from my colon and they want be back in 5 years to check for more
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Hellblazer187 posted:lol if you think white people are going to go to jail for white collar crime. They absolutely will because they ripped off a better off person.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 15:16 |
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Barudak posted:They absolutely will because they ripped off a better off person. Oh true good point
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 15:37 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Members of a polyamorous grouping in a pubic lattice arrangement, probably a self-centered pubic variant. The 14-year-old child in me read it this way. It may be more accurate.
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 16:05 |
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Barudak posted:They absolutely will because they ripped off a better off person. Shkreli’d himself
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# ? Aug 8, 2018 16:06 |
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Never forget he and Holmes are hosed because of fuckibg with rich peoples money , not because they did crimes that fucj with medicine as a field n kill people
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