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esperterra posted:I am your wife now. shall we share rum and milk?
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kcroy posted:shall we share rum and milk? much and more, dear nuncle
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Jul 31, 2018 12:40
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@boredelonmusk An app that replaces every instance in ASoIaF of rum with cum.
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Rum and Cum sounds like a gay pirate bar. Should we all chip in and open a gay pirate bar guys?
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Black Jack's Rum & Cum "Big fan of seamen," said Jack Horvath, owner of the Rum & Cum. "Fleet week is the best time of year. All these loads of seamen pouring in? I'm very happy."
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Jul 31, 2018 14:51
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The house band is The Sticky Princes
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Jul 31, 2018 16:30
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Drink special: The Pink Mast. Rum, Breast Milk, served with a room temp hot dog in the cup.
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One incredibly drunk night my friends and I tried to make the worst drinks we could to see if we could get each other to throw up. My brother in law made me spiced rum mixed with baby formula and called it "The Fountain of Youth." It wasn't that bad as far as a I remember.
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Jul 31, 2018 21:10
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Spiced rum and chocolate milk is okay. Edit: Also, rum + horchata.
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kcroy posted:Drink special: The Pink Mast. Rum, Breast Milk, served with a room temp hot dog in the cup. That’s already called a slutty mary
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Spiced rum and chocolate milk is okay. gently caress that sounds good. Malcolm Turnbeug posted:That's already called a slutty mary Bloody Mary + sauage != gross rear end luke warm hotdog + breast milk + rum.
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Elman posted:May I recommend a new, original story called Ready Player One. Me, Steven Spielberg: knowledge, love and respect for creators and their creations is noble and good. Also me: *fires a stream of diarrhea across a classic movie made by a guy i was kind of friends with and was so protective of his images he constantly tried to destroy all footage besides what ended up in theatrical cuts*
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The house band is The Sticky Princes actually a p cool band name. esperterra posted:much and more, dear nuncle I want off this ride
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kcroy posted:I want off this ride Rejoice, friend. As Spring 2019 approaches ever faster, our time left in GRRM hell is now measured in months.
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I'm gonna be 38 by the time this series has an ending. gently caress am I old. Life really is short when you measure it in ASoIaF book releases.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm gonna be 38 by the time this series has an ending. gently caress am I old. Life really is short when you measure it in ASoIaF book releases.
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Aug 1, 2018 12:39
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I have friends who started reading the books in High School, went to university, got married, had a couple of kids, and are now thinking of introducing their (now) high school aged kids to this never-to-be-finished series.
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ElectroMagneticJosh posted:I have friends who started reading the books in High School, went to university, got married, had a couple of kids, and are now thinking of introducing their (now) high school aged kids to this never-to-be-finished series. You should report them for child abuse then.
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ElectroMagneticJosh posted:I have friends who started reading the books in High School, went to university, got married, had a couple of kids, and are now thinking of introducing their (now) high school aged kids to this never-to-be-finished series. The guy who introduced me to to the books (in 2010) was born in 1980. He was 16 when AGOT came out. (He was 17 when he read AGOT.) He was 18 when ACOK came out. He was 20 when ASOS came out. He was 21 when he joined the navy. He was 25 when AFFC came out. He was 25 when he was honorably discharged. He was 26 when he married. He was 27 when he had a child. He was 30 when he had his second son. He was 31 when ADWD came out. He was 36 when he had his third son. He is 38. He wants his son to read the books in 2 years or so, "when he's old enough". In 2 years there won't be a 6th book. There never will be. Stephen King published 2 books while I wrote this.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
Meanwhile, gurm ate 2 family sized cheese pizzas.
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Meanwhile, gurm ate 2 families, and cheese pizzas.
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frankenfreak posted:We're gonna be 5 forever! Hail Xenu! More Flavor-ade! Join us by the woodshed!
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kcroy posted:Matrix was an awesome movie. Just curious, does anyone under the age of 45 like Commando? I can't imagine a younger person putting that on their top 10 list. I don't know if this is indicative of anything, but back in college my friends and I used to always get drunk at our college apartment and watch Conan and Commando back to back. This was like 2006-2008 so a good 20+ years after those movies came out. And here we are, a bunch of 19-21 year olds getting drunk and endlessly quoting those movies to each other like they had just come out. Then again, we were all social outcasts that bonded together starting in high school over 80s culture, video games, and Magic. We still end up watching Commando/Conan/Die Hard in the background when we do our annual Christmas LANs. Only difference is there is far less drinking now (and less shenanigans in general), and our wives all think we are idiots when we start quoting the films.
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Solaris 2.0 posted:I don't know if this is indicative of anything, but back in college my friends and I used to always get drunk at our college apartment and watch Conan and Commando back to back. This was like 2006-2008 so a good 20+ years after those movies came out. And here we are, a bunch of 19-21 year olds getting drunk and endlessly quoting those movies to each other like they had just come out. Then again, we were all social outcasts that bonded together starting in high school over 80s culture, video games, and Magic. huh pretty cool. good to know it holds up!
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kcroy posted:huh pretty cool. good to know it holds up! I can’t speak for the other films, but I watched Die Hard for the first time ever on Christmas Eve of 2015 (as one should, because it’s a Christmas Movie), and I very much enjoyed it and wasn’t taken out of the action at all by anything dated about it because it still holds up. Though my enjoyment of it was ruined post-facto, however, because Alan Rickman died about a month later kicking off the Great Celebrity Reaping of 2016, and I’ve been reluctant to watch it ever since.
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nine-gear crow posted:I can’t speak for the other films, but I watched Die Hard for the first time ever on Christmas Eve of 2015 (as one should, because it’s a Christmas Movie), and I very much enjoyed it and wasn’t taken out of the action at all by anything dated about it because it still holds up. Though my enjoyment of it was ruined post-facto, however, because Alan Rickman died about a month later kicking off the Great Celebrity Reaping of 2016, and I’ve been reluctant to watch it ever since. Die hard does hold up pretty well. Sad about Alan Rickman. He was awesome.
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nine-gear crow posted:I can’t speak for the other films, but I watched Die Hard for the first time ever on Christmas Eve of 2015 (as one should, because it’s a Christmas Movie), and I very much enjoyed it and wasn’t taken out of the action at all by anything dated about it because it still holds up. Though my enjoyment of it was ruined post-facto, however, because Alan Rickman died about a month later kicking off the Great Celebrity Reaping of 2016, and I’ve been reluctant to watch it ever since. Alan Rickman died?! [edit] He did. What a way to learn this.
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Why him over GRRM? Why god why?
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some guy on the bus posted:Why him over GRRM? Why god why? That was my response when I learned about the late Sir Terry Pratchett developing Alzheimer's 
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Don’t tell him who the president is.
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Ronald Reagan? The actor?!
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nine-gear crow posted:Ronald Reagan? The actor?! 
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TK-42-1 posted:Wait are you actually just finding out about this? Legit, I had no idea Allan Rickman was dead before seeing that post.
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The 2016 celebrity reaping opened with Bowie and Alan Rickman, and ended with everyone thinking "aww man, Carrie Fisher, this can't get any sadder" and then 3 days later her mother died. 2016 was loving miserable.
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Kylaer posted:That was my response when I learned about the late Sir Terry Pratchett developing Alzheimer's It was also my response when I dropped an eclair on the kitchen floor this morning. Could have happened to GRRM and not a tasty, innocent source of carbs!
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I think the best thing about this entire book series is the pink fat mast porno music reading. Let us remember that and forget about these horrible books.
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Sephyr posted:I dropped an eclair This is now a euphemism for something rude , sexual or body related. Describe what it means. Go.
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kcroy posted:This is now a euphemism for something rude , sexual or body related. Describe what it means. Smearing poop on the top of your partners dick and blowing them to completion for the cream filling.
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kcroy posted:I miss your posts. You have a sickness
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