Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

R. Guyovich posted:

this seems like it would not end well!

generally an unspoken rule of "who should be mod" is to not nominate yourself, btw. that's to everyone, not just you.

Mate this is AusPol. If anyone here wanted to be in charge of a bunch of squabbling idiots chewing each other out over minor differences in political opinion we'd have entered Government like the rest of them.

Being our mod is a sacrifice.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:25

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 22:25

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/JacintaAllanMP/status/1027304171307843584

loving finally.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:26

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/JacintaAllanMP/status/1027304171307843584

loving finally.

Good.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:30

Whitlam: Aug 2, 2014; Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/JacintaAllanMP/status/1027304171307843584

loving finally.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:35

AbortRetryFail: Jan 17, 2007; No more Mr. Nice Gaius

It's almost like there should be some sort of government funded public broadcast to go on all these screens ...

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:37

Hollandia: Jul 27, 2007; rattus rattus; Grimey Drawer

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/JacintaAllanMP/status/1027304171307843584

loving finally.

Cat hat weighs in: https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjelm/status/1027362510968483842

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:39

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Jesus gently caress that twit would turn up to the opening of a fridge door. He's not even Victorian, much less a Melbourne resident.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:42

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

G-Spot Run posted:

I haven't been a moderator here but I have moderated and forums-managed in the past and this is the only response you should all be reading. When you wish to be a moderator a finger curls tightly into the monkey paw.

Yeah, anyone who has been a mod anywhere and is eager to do it is mad.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:47

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Hollandia posted:

Cat hat weighs in: https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjelm/status/1027362510968483842

suck start a shotgun cathat

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:48

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

showing his true misogynist colours once again.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 02:50

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Hollandia posted:

Cat hat weighs in: https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjelm/status/1027362510968483842

Said without a single gram of irony.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:06

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:12

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

G-Spot Run posted:

Jesus gently caress that twit would turn up to the opening of a fridge door. He's not even Victorian, much less a Melbourne resident.

a woman says something and he loving comes running to put them in their place.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:19

swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

jbp for mod

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:24

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Beetphyxious posted:

a woman says something and he loving comes running to put them in their place.

how dare that uppity woman threaten FREE SPEECH?!?!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:35

x1o: Aug 5, 2005; My focus is UNPARALLELED!

in true aussie tradition we should make a new zealander a mod and if they are good, claim that they are australian.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:44

swimsuit: Jan 22, 2009; yeah

TheHeadSage posted:

in true aussie tradition we should make a new zealander a mod and if they are good, claim that they are australian.

lol

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:49

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

TheHeadSage posted:

in true aussie tradition we should make a new zealander a mod and if they are good, claim that they are australian.

Paging Everyday Goast

# ? Aug 9, 2018 03:50

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

TheHeadSage posted:

in true aussie tradition we should make a new zealander a mod and if they are good, claim that they are australian.

Another vote for Cartoon!

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:00

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

there is already a mod with a bird avatar though

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:11

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/JacintaAllanMP/status/1027304171307843584

loving finally.

�Andrew Bolt� posted:

It's actually banned the one network in Australia where you are now guaranteed NOT to see Cottrell.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:18

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

no mods no masters

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:25

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/Kieran_Gilbert/status/1027322577239195648

# ? Aug 9, 2018 04:36

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

The Before Times posted:

how dare that uppity woman threaten FREE SPEECH?!?!

Remember that time the chaser did a David lyendhom themed wicked campervan and he got super mad

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:09

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

I'll be a mod

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:11

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Gridlocked posted:

Remember that time the chaser did a David lyendhom themed wicked campervan and he got super mad

the camper van and cameras scared his wife

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:13

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Gridlocked posted:

Remember that time the chaser did a David lyendhom themed wicked campervan and he got super mad

It's homophobic and misandrist to make Davin leonham look like a stupid baby

GoldStandardConure posted:

the camper van and cameras scared his wife

She definitely exists and we were just about to meet her but she got spooked by the strange vehicle and then there was 3 more months of winter

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Aug 9, 2018

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:22

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

GoldStandardConure posted:

the camper van and cameras scared his wife

I too would be intimated by cartoon images of David

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:22

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Gridlocked posted:

I too would be intimated by cartoon images of David

i just wanted to remind you that david was definately not offended in any way at all because only wowsers and pussies are offended not like david but it was his wife who was scared because women are like that you know

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:25

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/Kieran_Gilbert/status/1027322577239195648

Start a countdown for some idiot to append a -gate suffix to this crap

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:27

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

bandaid.friend posted:

Start a countdown for some idiot to append a -gate suffix to this crap

Can we stop doing this?

Also, is Turnbull just as clueless to what's been going on as Howard was?

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:30

bandaid.friend: Apr 25, 2017; My first car was a stick

Sekkira posted:

Can we stop doing this?

Doing the -gate thing or making the joke that someone's inevitably going to do the -gate thing

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:38

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Gategate

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:39

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Do you remember ute-gate?

Also actually gate-gate.

Our media landscape is full of fascists and unimaginative hacks.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:40

Sekkira: Apr 11, 2008; I Don't Get It,
I Don't Get It,

hooman posted:

Do you remember ute-gate?

Also actually gate-gate.

Our media landscape is full of fascists and unimaginative hacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:42

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Sekkira posted:

Can we stop doing this?

Also, is Turnbull just as clueless to what's been going on as Howard was?

Welcum 2 Gategate

e: WOw I was 2 slow, Slowgate it is

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:44

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

What's the best thing about getting oral sex from David Lyendhom?

5 minutes of silence

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:44

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Have we met gate?

I don't recognise you gate and while you're welcome to join us gate I suspect you're only lured here by the prospect of a mod vote gate.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:45

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

gabriel gate

# ? Aug 9, 2018 05:47

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 22:25

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

Gridlocked posted:

What's the best thing about getting oral sex from David Lyendhom?

5 minutes of silence

Be a lot longer than that with me looking at his wizened dome.

# ? Aug 9, 2018 06:04

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