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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

McGlockenshire posted:

Over a dozen threads on it on /r/GA alone. The model number and tail number of the plane contain "Q" and one of them started a rumor that the island that it crashed on has 17 people on it. Some of them are losing their poo poo, some of them are "like come on guys listen to the tower tapes, this isn't anything important."

So I guess the nutty side of this ended up winning because Q decided to integrate it into the conspiracy.


Threads of conversation include:
- How do we know this guy was the one piloting it?
- Did vidya really prepare him to fly?
- "Do you really think a ground crew guy can just hop into the cockpit and fly like a fighter pilot?"
- "The Whidbey Island missile was downed by an F16 with classified tech (whatever that means)."
- "the missle was hacked I wonder if the plane could've been remotely piloted to make it look like a Russian hack."
- "Suicidal pilot's name? Rich. What other mysteriously dead Riches do we know?"
- The plane's model was first announced in 1984 and that clearly means something.
- 67 loving points:

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The Q400 plane was just a decoy to get the F15's in the air. They remote controlled the plane around. Did a few barrel rolls for some added entertainment while the f15's neutralized the target (either a missile silo or area where blackhats were CONTROLLING the missiles) on Ketron Island and then used the mockingbird media to blame it on a suicidal mechanic sight seeing for orcas on a hijacked airplane. CLASSIC!
- oh god it keeps getting more stupid

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Could this be related to the Q trip code "hack" yesterday? It was said Q was likely able to track their location. Could that be the same location where this blackhat missile site was?
- I'm gonna stop bulleting these now

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Why do the F15s need an excuse to neutralize a target?

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So that Russia or China or whoever they want to scapegoat into triggering WW3 cant be publicly blamed via MSM fake news.

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SECURE COMMS SHOULD HAVE BEEN INSTITUTED. Two F15s left Portland, as I live nearby and was outside when they scrambled. When I saw the news about the stolen plane with a Q in its name, I became skeptical. Now today nothing adds up to the official story that a baggage handler with the name of a retired sub could calmly fly rolls and upside down with no training, and the wreckage looked suspiciously small from shots taken above. I am supporting for now the hypothesis that the incident is somehow an elaborate way to distract, give reason for the presence of fighter jets, and surreptitiously take out a missile launch site with no warning to the black hats.

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If this is implying what I think it is...the deep state is going to try and start WWIII next week!

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They already started. Spanish NATO plane fired a missile at Russian border. I'm thinking the plane in Seattle was a message from the deep state to Q.

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Faked. Vault 7 hijack including the comms. No one on board.

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Implying that they installed necessary modifications that could remotely fly this type plane the way it was flown. Highly doubt it was remote controlled.

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It was in maintenance when stolen. Maybe thats why it was in maintenance.

Downvoted to -9

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Yeah this is when I stop following. I was listening to the Q400 hijacker thing and he’s just a guy who wanted to have some fun before killing himself really. No way was he related to Q, we’re being conditioned to think bombings and radicalism is a good thing and against the deep state. We’ll see though.

Edit: is this Q fake by chance?

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Pay attention to this concern troll. This post above is exactly how they infiltrate this group. He also has no idea what’s BOOMs mean in Q speak and is trying to tie it to actual bombings.

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I see you’re still falling for the narrative trap they set. Have you ever considered that maybe that audio was faked? We know that there has been the technology to drone any plane since the early 2000’s, that’s fact, look it up. I know if I was planning what they did, a good way to have everyone believe it would be to fake that audio and make it sound as if it was someone who was just lost in life and wanted to end it all. Not trying to be rude, but you still have some deprogramming to do if you want to fully put the pieces together that Q is dropping. Remember, these days, left is right and up is down. Nothing is as it seems.

Again, last night there were plenty of posts dismissing this and a few outright saying "no this has nothing to do with anything, the letter Q is not important." All it took was an official-looking post from someone with what's allegedly Q's new tripcode and they've fully and completely changed their entire story to integrate it into it.

These people need deprogramming.

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ozzy8bats
Jul 31, 2012
Does Q often call his followers autists? Did I miss that part?

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

ozzy8bats posted:

Does Q often call his followers autists? Did I miss that part?
Yeah it's a *chan thing.

Latest word from Q on the Seattle plane incident is that it was a fake drone flight used as an excuse to scramble fighters to blow up the Deep State submarine that tried to shoot down Air Force One while Trump was on his way back from the NK summit. The "pilot" was named Richard Russell, which was a taunt to the Deep State because their secret submarine is the USS Richard B. Russell, a nuclear sub that was supposedly decommissioned in 1994 and scrapped in '03.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Yeah it's a *chan thing.

Latest word from Q on the Seattle plane incident is that it was a fake drone flight used as an excuse to scramble fighters to blow up the Deep State submarine that tried to shoot down Air Force One while Trump was on his way back from the NK summit. The "pilot" was named Richard Russell, which was a taunt to the Deep State because their secret submarine is the USS Richard B. Russell, a nuclear sub that was supposedly decommissioned in 1994 and scrapped in '03.

Ah yes the Submarine with "intercontinental ballistic anti air missiles" :lol:

I forgot all about that particular plot point. Really nice when a writer respects and gives callbacks to the established lore.

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Aug 12, 2018

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
prank alex jones by sending him 17 pizza deliveries

make sure it's a lovely pizza place run by assholes though cuz that sucks for cool people

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

It's just weird to think that entire police forces were totally buying into the idea that secret Satanist cabals could be sacrificing babies in their tiny towns, and the only way you can find them out is by looking for heavy metal records and maybe candles.

It easily could have been worse, since one of the people that was interviewed for the position of FBI Director shortly before the Satanic Panic really took off in the US was a total wackjob who believed in it (and later would go on to say that the Oklahoma City Bombing was a false flag done by the US government.)

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

The Phlegmatist posted:

It easily could have been worse, since one of the people that was interviewed for the position of FBI Director..:.

Who dat?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


The F-15C is known for its ability to climb to service ceiling in 90 seconds for ASW ops.

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Remulak posted:

Who dat?

Ted Gunderson

Of all the crazy conspiracy theorists on shortwave radio in the 90s, he was most notable for 1. causing drama with Art Bell, which ended up with Art filing a defamation lawsuit and 2. nearly managing to make it all the way to Director of the FBI!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

The Phlegmatist posted:

Ted Gunderson

Of all the crazy conspiracy theorists on shortwave radio in the 90s, he was most notable for 1. causing drama with Art Bell, which ended up with Art filing a defamation lawsuit and 2. nearly managing to make it all the way to Director of the FBI!

As if on cue -
https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/96lxfv/ted_gunderson_former_head_of_the_fbi_tells_of/

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

When is Jonny Gosch’s mom going to glom onto this or get drawn in, I wonder?

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Potato Salad posted:

The F-15C is known for its ability to climb to service ceiling in 90 seconds for ASW ops.
Not only that, F-16s used a specialized weapons package to shoot down the missile that was trying to hit AF1. Black projects, man.

Weird that those F-16s didn't need an "excuse" to take off and foil the Deep State's plans though.

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
What was that missile looking thing in that “weather cam” anyway? I figured it was invented out of whole cloth.

Fully ready to accept that’s not a missile, that’s not a weather cam, and the dates were edited anyway.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Moose-Alini posted:

What was that missile looking thing in that “weather cam” anyway? I figured it was invented out of whole cloth.

Fully ready to accept that’s not a missile, that’s not a weather cam, and the dates were edited anyway.
It's a long exposure of a helicopter taking off. http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/21461/lets-talk-about-that-mysterious-rocket-launch-over-whidbey-island-photo-from-washington

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

business hammocks posted:

When is Jonny Gosch’s mom going to glom onto this or get drawn in, I wonder?

Drawn in, probably, because she seems pretty inept and not tech savvy. She has pictures from the Polish Witcher tv series on her website, thinking they're real evidence of a pedophaelic ritual when it's young Geralt being turned into a Witcher, with the tv channel logo at the top. I don't think it would be too hard to convince her because she's pretty broken and gullible.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

Drawn in, probably, because she seems pretty inept and not tech savvy. She has pictures from the Polish Witcher tv series on her website, thinking they're real evidence of a pedophaelic ritual when it's young Geralt being turned into a Witcher, with the tv channel logo at the top. I don't think it would be too hard to convince her because she's pretty broken and gullible.

Extremely, and it’s sickening to see how she’s been taken advantage of by charlatans over the years.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Yeah no way anyone into conspiracies is gonna believe this.

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

These people are imploding over mod drama. Not only is there https://www.reddit.com/r/The_GreatAwakening but there’s a super secret new one called https://www.reddit.com/r/The_SwampWatch that already has over 1500 subscribers.

Edit: they’re evidently banning or suspending people from GA for posting in “bad faith” threads

Smeep fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Aug 12, 2018

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
It's funny how a few years ago I was worried Dark Enlightenment knobs would crossover to the mainstream and now politics is derailed on 4chan/reddit.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Smeep posted:

These people are imploding over mod drama. Not only is there https://www.reddit.com/r/The_GreatAwakening but there’s a super secret new one called https://www.reddit.com/r/The_SwampWatch that already has over 1500 subscribers.

Edit: they’re evidently banning or suspending people from GA for posting in “bad faith” threads



Muh safe space (to discuss (((globalists))) eating babies)

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Yeah, law enforcement somehow taking all of this stuff seriously is the most baffling aspect of the Satanic Panic to me. There are a bunch of videos floating around YouTube that are police training videos, and a lot of them are just straight-up produced by Evangelical churches. Hell, one of them even has the overtone of "Well, you can't arrest a Satanist just for being a Satanist, because they have freedom of religion under the first amendment, which is stupid, maybe we should do something about that [wink wink wink]".

It's just weird to think that entire police forces were totally buying into the idea that secret Satanist cabals could be sacrificing babies in their tiny towns, and the only way you can find them out is by looking for heavy metal records and maybe candles.

That's in the video I posted. It goes to great length to say that Satanists have the right to practice, but then suggests you should look for them involving any crimes in your area. The video also shows how they sacrifice their victoms, and they have an attractive young woman in a bikini come out and the guy draws pentagrams on her. You just know why she's there, its totally a White Coater situation.

It is super scary that cops would take that stuff seriously. I mean, they're cops so they're trash, but this is beyond "well, it has to be a black guy, if not then Mexican" of their normal thinking.

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Seeing videos of “converted witches/Satanic leaders” grifters is never not funny because it’s obvious to anyone who isn’t an idiot how much they’re clearly bullshitting through everything they’re saying

Yup, I'm pretty sure the guy they have in the video sprayed all the stuff on the ground for the shoot, because he's so full of poo poo. The funny thing is the Church of Satan is more of a civil rights group, pointing out the sillyness in Americans pro religion laws. Oh you can put up a statue of the 10 Commandants? Okay, here's a statue of Baal. Then Satanic Temple is LeVay's group which is more of a Objectivist and Hedonistic group that was popular among edgy celebs in the 60s. I think thats right. The idea of some organized and massive Satan Worship is stuff of movies and comics and the over active imaginations of Evangelicals.

Isn't the guy who they caught starting fires in California a Qult?

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

twistedmentat posted:



Yup, I'm pretty sure the guy they have in the video sprayed all the stuff on the ground for the shoot, because he's so full of poo poo. The funny thing is the Church of Satan is more of a civil rights group, pointing out the sillyness in Americans pro religion laws. Oh you can put up a statue of the 10 Commandants? Okay, here's a statue of Baal. Then Satanic Temple is LeVay's group which is more of a Objectivist and Hedonistic group that was popular among edgy celebs in the 60s. I think thats right. The idea of some organized and massive Satan Worship is stuff of movies and comics and the over active imaginations of Evangelicals.

Isn't the guy who they caught starting fires in California a Qult?

You've got poo poo backwards. Church Of Satan is LaVey's group, founded in 1966.

The Satanic Temple is the one that does civil rights stuff, and it wasn't founded until 2012 (based around groups that started around 2001). It was 100% not around when the Satanic Panic was going on and had next to no national presence until ~2011.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Just read this whole thread over the last few days, thanks for summing up the crazy.

Also I'm slightly dissapointed that 'podestaroni pizza' isn't a thing yet.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Plinkey posted:

Just read this whole thread over the last few days, thanks for summing up the crazy.

Also I'm slightly dissapointed that 'podestaroni pizza' isn't a thing yet.

How can you make jokes about such a horrible crime?!

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


RatHat posted:

Yeah no way anyone into conspiracies is gonna believe this.

Man, I barely believe it. This is like that drat dress.

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

RatHat posted:

Yeah no way anyone into conspiracies is gonna believe this.

The helicopter went to Bellingham? Sounds a lot like that fake news website Bellingcat.

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Lurdiak posted:

Man, I barely believe it. This is like that drat dress.
Yeah it looks weird. But you can kind of see it if you consider that if it's a missile, the light trail at the top of the image should be occluded by the clouds just like the lower part of the trail is. But there's no brightness difference between the cloudy parts of the top of the image and the clear parts. Also the "missile" would be loving enormous if it's that high up but still visible at that size on the camera.

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

quote:

The Q400 plane was just a decoy to get the F15's in the air. They remote controlled the plane around. Did a few barrel rolls for some added entertainment while the f15's neutralized the target (either a missile silo or area where blackhats were CONTROLLING the missiles) on Ketron Island and then used the mockingbird media to blame it on a suicidal mechanic sight seeing for orcas on a hijacked airplane. CLASSIC!

Classic! A tactic as old as Sun Tzu, memorialised by Myamoto Musashi and Carl von Clausewitz.

Do these people think that AF fighter pilots just sit in the base all day, waiting for the Russians or Soros to invade so that they can finally take to the air? Anyone who's ever lived anywhere near an air force base knows that there's no time when those assholes aren't converting tax dollars to contrails. Why do they need a decoy to be able to launch F-15s?

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Helen Highwater posted:

Why do they need a decoy to be able to launch F-15s?
Everything is connected. There are no coincidences. Constant vigilance.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Now it seems every maker of popular cartoons are basically evil Satan worshipper baby eaters because of jokes on twitter Oh and in case you missed it that joke account Satan on twitter is actually really a secret contact point for THE CABAL for members to reach out to in public and pass it off as a joke. These people are cutting themselves off from the world by their own choice and I feel bad for any kids they might have

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Q has definitely morphed from a government insider to a full blown holy man.

quote:

See how they worship antything. Lol

Q seeks truthfulness.

DUDE, you're worshiping an anonymous account on 4chan.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I follow the topmindsofreddit board pretty closely on account of having lots of posting time lately and it strikes me that Q followers have basically stopped referring to his supposed government credentials entirely. They've switched over to almost exclusively millenarian language when discussing him, talking about godly prophets and poo poo, just generic fundie vernacular I'm used to hearing about religious grifters, but hadn't been the principle way of understanding Q before now

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Frog Act posted:

I follow the topmindsofreddit board pretty closely on account of having lots of posting time lately and it strikes me that Q followers have basically stopped referring to his supposed government credentials entirely. They've switched over to almost exclusively millenarian language when discussing him, talking about godly prophets and poo poo, just generic fundie vernacular I'm used to hearing about religious grifters, but hadn't been the principle way of understanding Q before now

It doesn't surprise me. Fundies gonna fundie

Though I do find it funny that this "holy prophet of God" posts exclusively on a board known for anime porn

Mysterious ways!

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

TulliusCicero posted:

It doesn't surprise me. Fundies gonna fundie

Though I do find it funny that this "holy prophet of God" posts exclusively on a board known for anime porn

Mysterious ways!

Hey! Jesus kept company with prostitutes and tax collectors! I'm sure that if Jesus was here today, he'd totally be down with (checks notes) antisemitic, racist authoritarians who dehumanise anyone who doesn't agree with them.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Frog Act posted:

I follow the topmindsofreddit board pretty closely on account of having lots of posting time lately and it strikes me that Q followers have basically stopped referring to his supposed government credentials entirely. They've switched over to almost exclusively millenarian language when discussing him, talking about godly prophets and poo poo, just generic fundie vernacular I'm used to hearing about religious grifters, but hadn't been the principle way of understanding Q before now

I mean there is a person who talked about getting messages from Trump and Q in their dreams and the Qult was in awe of how lucky they were to receive direct communication

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dr. VooDoo posted:

I mean there is a person who talked about getting messages from Trump and Q in their dreams and the Qult was in awe of how lucky they were to receive direct communication

I mean anybody can hear those messages. You just need to make a special hat to do so

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so
I’m now convinced that the Q is a different poster since the last ‘hack’ and the plea for sanity. The posting style is totally different since, and I don’t think Q has ever referenced autists like that in a drop. Q always tried to seem reasonably legitimate at least...

Space Skeleton
Sep 28, 2004

Moose-Alini posted:

I’m now convinced that the Q is a different poster since the last ‘hack’ and the plea for sanity. The posting style is totally different since, and I don’t think Q has ever referenced autists like that in a drop. Q always tried to seem reasonably legitimate at least...

There were similar thoughts before when tripcodes changed or got compromised. It's very possible the Qult has unknowingly switched Qs at least a couple times.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

twistedmentat posted:

Yup, I'm pretty sure the guy they have in the video sprayed all the stuff on the ground for the shoot, because he's so full of poo poo.

The only righteous thing about that guy is his mullet. I particularly liked the inhabitants of the camper vans next to the supposed ritual site casually strolling about in the background as he yammers on about demonic sigils. Are they Satanists? Ordinary traveller-type folk? Mysteriously, he never asks them if soul-searing chants disturb their nights, or they have to sluice the blood off the parking lot weekly.

The whole video is like a Brass Eye parody. The amazing thing is how religiously observant Satanists are, and what boring names most of the ceremonies have. There seem to be one or two events per month; around a third of them involve human sacrifice, and the rest are gruelling-sounding orgies. Eventually we get to this:

"Demon Revels are held on July 1st. Sex with demons, human and animals, primarily large dogs..."

Hold up. Sex with demons? Actual, literal demons? I though this was mean to be a sober-minded police instructional; you can't yadda-yadda your way through the revelation that Satanism allows its practitioners to summon a real demon and bang it.

twistedmentat posted:

Isn't the guy who they caught starting fires in California a Qult?

An enthusiast for every sort of conspiracy out there, judging by his Facebook: QAnon, 9/11, Jade Helm, antivaxxer, easily-available cancer cures suppressed by Big Pharma. Also a Sovereign Citizen. But he's basically a hardcore Agenda 21 nut. Although he's completely conspiracy-addled, and most who knew him avoided him, he was not actually caught starting the fires...it just seems likely, given that he kept messaging a local fire volunteer (with whom he had some personal beef) saying stuff like 'this place is going to burn, just like we planned'.

But when you look into Agenda 21 conspiracy theories, which basically claim that global initiatives to promote sustainability are merely a cover for establishing an elite (((global government))), who wish to eliminate the middle classes and establish a new era of serfdom, it looks a bit less likely. He even went up to firefighters tackling the blaze to try to leaflet them -- surely with Agenda 21 material. Of course, he may have decided to try arson against houses he deemed 'protected', either from some sense of vigilante justice, or to see if the Soft Power weapons of the global elite would extinguish any fires that threatened their own interests. And it's hardly unknown for arsonists to come back to gloat over what they've done.

Whether he did it or not, there's an awful lot of people like him and Q could goad them into doing something lethally dumb.

A bit of a screed, sorry. But the world of conspiracies is so dementedly intricate that trying to work out exactly why someone who buys into some of them might have committed a crime is tricky. I'm not sure this one is down to QAnon.

Carnival of Shrews fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Aug 13, 2018

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Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Dr. VooDoo posted:

Now it seems every maker of popular cartoons are basically evil Satan worshipper baby eaters because of jokes on twitter Oh and in case you missed it that joke account Satan on twitter is actually really a secret contact point for THE CABAL for members to reach out to in public and pass it off as a joke. These people are cutting themselves off from the world by their own choice and I feel bad for any kids they might have

I like the poster that says that they loved Gravity Falls, but now that they know that there's "Satanic" stuff in there, they can no longer watch the show, how dare Disney, etc. Like... Did... Did you not notice any of the obvious conspiracy nods when first watching the show, or...? The main villain is literally an Eye of Providence wearing a top hat, it's not some deep Illuminati cypher that you're so clever for figuring out.

You'd think that they would be more upset about the actual evidence of institutional pedophilia in the animation industry (John K's grooming of kids and whatnot), but nope, they're freaking out because a new cartoon has "owl" in the title, and that can ONLY be a reference to Bohemian Grove. That the Illuminati/Deep State is taunting them with. For some reason.

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