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Somfin posted:fleta mcburn I like you!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:More like this derail, please More like Fleta McGroan
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Aug 12, 2018 15:13
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Hattie Masters posted:More like Fleta McGroan There's a loving Mervyn Peake joke in here that I can't quite crack. I guess you can call me oldquipless.
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Aug 12, 2018 15:14
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Somfin posted:fleta mcburn That burn was somfin awful tbh
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Aug 12, 2018 15:15
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:There's a loving Mervyn Peake joke in here that I can't quite crack. I guess you can call me oldquipless. More like oldgormenghastless
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Aug 12, 2018 15:27
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let's have some muthafuckin puns
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Aug 12, 2018 15:33
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More like inexplicable humble request
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Aug 12, 2018 15:54
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lol if you actually bother to read usernames. just lol.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:lol if you actually bother to read usernames. just lol. Lol if you see the internet as anything but a nebulous source of intellectual conspicuous consumption that has no need for you to contribute to it's massiveness.
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Aug 12, 2018 16:08
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i like to type words on it
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Comptroll The Forums posted:lol if you actually bother 
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Yestermoment posted:Lol if you see the internet as anything but a nebulous source of intellectual conspicuous consumption that has no need for you to contribute to it's massiveness. lost me at "intellectual" chief-o
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Comptroll The Forums posted:lol if you actually bother to read usernames. just lol. Everytime somebody does the joke with anybody other than oldpainless I have to scroll back up to actually look at the poster's name to properly understand the pun. I mean, I guess I don't have to since it's entirely meaningless but still
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Garrand posted:Everytime somebody does the joke with anybody other than oldpainless I have to scroll back up to actually look at the poster's name to properly understand the pun. I mean, I guess I don't have to since it's entirely oldmeaningless but still
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Aug 12, 2018 17:39
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More like old
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Aug 12, 2018 19:22
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I like the stupid puns, I think there are a lot of clever and witty people here on the forums and the idea of only good posts are worth posting stifles creativity.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I like the stupid puns, I think there are a lot of clever and witty people here on the forums and the idea of only good posts are worth posting stifles creativity. Lot of bad opinions to be condensed into a single sentence.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I like the stupid puns, I think there are a lot of clever and witty people here on the forums and the idea of only good posts are worth posting stifles creativity. the forums are a lot like a young niece or nephew, cousin maybe, like a six or eight year old i guess, and you can practice talking to people with them. if you say something stupid they'll let you know by how they react but it won't be in a mean way so your feelings don't get hurt. you can try out new material and when they laugh a lot and smile you can say to yourself "ok im gonna save that one for when im buying an energy drink from the pretty cashier at circle k" emptyquoted posts are the forums equivalent of your lil cousin just cracking up, laughing his stupid lil head off at you. you know that's a good one to save for real life
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Aug 12, 2018 19:50
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More like Old Shifty Nipless amirite? Are you this festering malcontent that I've been hearing about?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Lot of bad opinions to be condensed into a single sentence. That really hurt my fee fees, I think I need a moment to myself. Gatekeeper posted:the forums are a lot like a young niece or nephew, cousin maybe, like a six or eight year old i guess, and you can practice talking to people with them. if you say something stupid they'll let you know by how they react but it won't be in a mean way so your feelings don't get hurt. you can try out new material and when they laugh a lot and smile you can say to yourself "ok im gonna save that one for when im buying an energy drink from the pretty cashier at circle k" More like you say "I like fish sticks" and your big brother replies "haha you said you like fish dicks". Karate Bastard posted:More like Old Shifty Nipless amirite? More like Old Shiftless Nipples.
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Aug 12, 2018 20:20
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Aug 12, 2018 20:22
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I like fish dicks.
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Aug 12, 2018 20:23
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I like fish dicks. more like Triga Mcgurnscipline
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Aug 12, 2018 20:28
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I like fish dicks. Frozen or fresh?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I like fish dicks. The Shape of Water was pretty good
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Aug 12, 2018 20:40
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gay fish
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sneakyfrog posted:gay fish fish gay so what I love my dead gay fish
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discarded box posted:i know this is from 7 pages ago but i just want to clarify that it absolutely can get you high. im dumb as heck and have done every drug out there and at one point i heard immodium could get you high, i started in small doses and worked my way up to a 140-200 pill a day habit. ive used heroin/fentanyl/random research chemical opioids just for reference Bobby Digital posted:Imodium is the opiate of the asses
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My 6yo nephew understands both neuropharmacology and Karl Marx and that cracked him up
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sneakyfrog posted:gay fish fagsh :| anyway last night i was at my aunts 75 year birthday and for some reason everyone was making diarrhoea jokes so i was like "just take some imodium smh" and my mom who is a pensioned nurse was like "wtf why do you know these things" thx u something awful posters Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 22:04 on Aug 12, 2018 |
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“why do you know what a popular medication carried on the shelves of every pharmacy anywhere is used for are you a sorcerer”
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Subjunctive posted:“why do you know what a popular medication carried on the shelves of every pharmacy anywhere is used for are you a sorcerer” sorry forgot to mention that this is in denmark, we dont have an opiate crisis. maybe one in 50 would know about anti-poop medication brands
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time to drop some pepto bismol knowledge and have her revering you as a dark god of health care (don’t mention tums or alkaselzer, that’s just too much)
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this broken hill posted:each and every one of you will be killed by a fast-acting fever of the holes Höllenfeber
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this broken hill posted:each and every one of you will be killed by a fast-acting fever of the holes You mean like today or eventually, because sure that sounds as likely as anything long-term
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goethe.cx posted:even without an opiate crisis i would say most people would know what immodium is Imodium is about as important for a backcountry/travellers first aid kit as a triangular bandage, tampons and duct tape. 'Stops uncontrollable diarrhea' such an amazing thing.
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It turns out everybody knows what Imodium is but few will admit to learning of it after that one time they violently poo poo their pants.
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Kind of like how everybody knows what sounding is but absolutely refuse to speak of the immense pleasures of jamming a chopstick up your peehole
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