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BONE DOG posted:I live in a place where very few people really go over seas to kill people for extended periods of time, but how real is rhe fuckin Jody thing? plenty of military wives are dedicated and normal but a lot of milwives are away from their husband for like two years at a time and that's a really long time to be away from someone. especially if you actually live on base and are surrounded by hot horny 18 year old dudes all day every day
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also they're married to murderers.
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Blast of Confetti posted:plenty of military wives are dedicated and normal but a lot of milwives are away from their husband for like two years at a time and that's a really long time to be away from someone. especially if you actually live on base and are surrounded by hot horny 18 year old dudes all day every day Women are also gross horndogs.
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# ? Aug 12, 2018 23:45 |
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Is Jody what Chads call their Chad?
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 00:15 |
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i've always liked the term dependapotamus
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 00:20 |
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Although Gibbs voted for Trump because he’s a “can-do guy” and acted like he could “get things done, and that’s true,” what the Ohio farmer did not realize was that he and others like him would be thrown into a battle they never asked for. “What we didn’t realize was that we were going to be put on the frontlines of this trade war and demonize our number one customer,” Gibbs said. “I’ve got a cracked pelvis just from getting my butt kicked based on these prices.” That's a lol. quote:Soybean Farmer: Trump's Trade War Has 'Devastated' Industry https://www.newsweek.com/farmer-soybean-industry-devastated-tariffs-trump-trade-war-1069593 (It's Newsweek, which was bought up and relaunched by some kind of sketchy cult a few years ago, so fair warning)
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 00:31 |
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I live in Texas so they're far more likely to be called Cody, but it's definitely a thing that I have seen happen with mine own eyes.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 01:37 |
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i'm a REMF in the trade wars
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 02:25 |
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got any sevens posted:i'm a REMF in the trade wars same but MILF (Marxist I'd Like to gently caress)
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 02:34 |
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Epic High Five posted:(Marxist I'd Like to gently caress)
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 02:38 |
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got any sevens posted:i'm a REMF in the trade wars Rebate-Exclusionary Manufacturing Fan
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 03:07 |
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good, gently caress troops and their bed warmers regardless of gender
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 03:29 |
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BONE DOG posted:I live in a place where very few people really go over seas to kill people for extended periods of time, but how real is rhe fuckin Jody thing? i did it, it owned. they were only dating at the time but got married after
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BONE DOG posted:I live in a place where very few people really go over seas to kill people for extended periods of time, but how real is rhe fuckin Jody thing? Very real. The worst one I ever saw, this guy at my battalion's wife was all Support Are Troops: care packages every week, Skype calls constantly, the whole nine. About a week before we got back from Iraq, suddenly not a word from her. We get back to our base, she's not there at the welcoming, and when he gets home the house is empty. Except for a pile of used condoms in what used to be their bedroom, meth smoking paraphernalia all over the house, and divorce papers in the mailbox. Plus his checking account was drained. I'm fuzzy on the details but I think he had stupidly given her power of attorney and she used it to fill out both sides of the divorce papers, too, but that might have just been a rumor. E: V yeah. I had to give one of my PFC's weekend duty for months to keep him from driving to Vegas and marrying a local stripper. He skipped the chain of command and complained to the battalion CO and SgtMaj, who reamed him out for being a moron and told him I should get a commendation for preventing him from ruining his own life. red19fire has issued a correction as of 04:56 on Aug 13, 2018 |
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red19fire posted:Very real. The worst one I ever saw, this guy at my battalion's wife was all Support Are Troops: care packages every week, Skype calls constantly, the whole nine. About a week before we got back from Iraq, suddenly not a word from her. We get back to our base, she's not there at the welcoming, and when he gets home the house is empty. Except for a pile of used condoms in what used to be their bedroom, meth smoking paraphernalia all over the house, and divorce papers in the mailbox. Plus his checking account was drained. I'm fuzzy on the details but I think he had stupidly given her power of attorney and she used it to fill out both sides of the divorce papers, too, but that might have just been a rumor. This x2000% is why your average joe shouldn't be allowed to get married without his company CO's permission.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 04:45 |
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what is it about the military that attracts people who want to get married at like 18 lmao
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 05:02 |
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BraveUlysses posted:what is it about the military that attracts people who want to get married at like 18 lmao If you're married in the military you get a ton of benefits for it. It doesn't attract people who want to get married, it makes them
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 05:06 |
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Probably also spurred on by the fact that they could literally be killed. I think that would kind of make you want to get married sooner rather than later...
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Grondoth posted:If you're married in the military you get a ton of benefits for it. It doesn't attract people who want to get married, it makes them Yes you get things like a higher housing allowance for the marriage.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 05:12 |
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Is there anything about the military that isn't designed around being a world striding misery machine?
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Grondoth posted:If you're married in the military you get a ton of benefits for it. It doesn't attract people who want to get married, it makes them It also moves you around every three years so it's impossible to stay together otherwise. etalian posted:Yes you get things like a higher housing allowance for the marriage. It's not about getting a higher allowance, it's about getting an allowance at all. Married soldiers get to move out of the barracks and there's a ton of quality of life improvements that go with that. Things like not having an nco checking your room for dust on the door sill at 5am. Jarmak has issued a correction as of 05:20 on Aug 13, 2018 |
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Also i would assume that a greater percentage of enlistees hold conservative / traditional family values and are more likely to be religious. Those types seem to marry really young
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BONE DOG posted:Also i would assume that a greater percentage of enlistees hold conservative / traditional family values and are more likely to be religious. Those types seem to marry really young There's also a not insignificant group of people that enlist after high school and marry their high school sweethearts to bring them along.
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Jarmak posted:There's also a not insignificant group of people that enlist after high school and marry their high school sweethearts to bring them along. there are so many tens of thousands of these young dumb couples in those little towns 10-100 miles away from any major 'southern' city. life is so loving horrible and boring there that they do the high school fuckthing, possibly get a baby in the mix, and then they get an article in the Bald Knob Daily Caller about how Jeremiah dreams of joining the army and they're headed to the big city jacksonville land baby
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red19fire posted:Very real. The worst one I ever saw, this guy at my battalion's wife was all Support Are Troops: care packages every week, Skype calls constantly, the whole nine. About a week before we got back from Iraq, suddenly not a word from her. We get back to our base, she's not there at the welcoming, and when he gets home the house is empty. Except for a pile of used condoms in what used to be their bedroom, meth smoking paraphernalia all over the house, and divorce papers in the mailbox. Plus his checking account was drained. I'm fuzzy on the details but I think he had stupidly given her power of attorney and she used it to fill out both sides of the divorce papers, too, but that might have just been a rumor. lol at that story i thought the power of attorney thing would be common? when i worked in lending i would occassionaly get a wife submitting an application with them signing as power of attorney. i figured it made sense: if the wife is not working everything has to be done with the husbands credit. mostly i dealt with single guys living on base who would immediately lease a motorcycle at usurious rates
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghxZzWVO7A
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I knew this was gonna get posted.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:25 |
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can't divorce are troops to take all their cash if you got swindled out of all their cash TRUMP! protecting family values, right there.
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cumshitter posted:lol at that story The military is full of dumb people. Like before we deployed we had multiple classes about financial responsibility, culminating in the guy begging with tears in his eyes not to give your wife that you met last week a total POA no matter what she says. Doesn’t matter, dipshits still ignored the classes and got payday loans, preordered cars, the whole nine.
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cumshitter posted:
I just bought my 04 Ducati for 3k and it's a loving monster (not a Ducati Monster as in it can pull the front wheel off the ground while driving in 2nd) Kids are so dumb.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 16:31 |
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Knew a kid who got a ten year old dodge pick-up for 28%, claimed it was a great deal because they gave him a "free" amplifier. He also claimed he was getting screwed on his pay by the army but it turned out he overdrew his account by checking his balance multiple times in one day looking to see if his deposit came and ate up his whole check with atm fees causing him to overdraft at $25 a pop. Soldiers are dumb as fuuuck
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mods changed my name posted:Knew a kid who got a ten year old dodge pick-up for 28%, claimed it was a great deal because they gave him a "free" amplifier. He also claimed he was getting screwed on his pay by the army but it turned out he overdrew his account by checking his balance multiple times in one day looking to see if his deposit came and ate up his whole check with atm fees causing him to overdraft at $25 a pop. Yes but there's a little tidbit in there that's bullshit and that's being charged to look at your own account.
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# ? Aug 13, 2018 16:44 |
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Oh yeah i won't argue with that, but there are ways to check your account without using an ATM
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holy poo poo atms can charge you just to look at your balance? that is loving dark
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mods changed my name posted:Knew a kid who got a ten year old dodge pick-up for 28%, claimed it was a great deal because they gave him a "free" amplifier. He also claimed he was getting screwed on his pay by the army but it turned out he overdrew his account by checking his balance multiple times in one day looking to see if his deposit came and ate up his whole check with atm fees causing him to overdraft at $25 a pop. that reminds me of one of the shittiest bank-related scams of the financial crisis were people barely skating by would make debits and deposits in the same day, and at the end of the day when the bank did the daily close they would intentionally count all the debits first to force an overdraft fee before counting the deposits, regardless of when in the day it actually happened.
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brap posted:holy poo poo atms can charge you just to look at your balance? that is loving dark Lol I love to learn about new ways that America absolutely shafts its citizens. Just loving lmao at my entire life if I ever have to move there (quite possible).
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brap posted:holy poo poo atms can charge you just to look at your balance? that is loving dark yeah, reputable ones associated with real banks generally don’t but third-party cash machines have no scruples
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brap posted:holy poo poo atms can charge you just to look at your balance? that is loving dark ATM's are owned by individual banks. If it's not your bank's ATM, you usually get charged when trying to look at/do anything with your account. Every bank I've met with has been extremely clear about this when you sign up for an account. How do ATMs work elsewhere?
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AnoHito posted:ATM's are owned by individual banks. If it's not your bank's ATM, you usually get charged when trying to look at/do anything with your account. Every bank I've met with has been extremely clear about this when you sign up for an account. As a European, they don't do this, because we have at least the appearance of financial regulation (at the consumer level anyway). You also don't get charged for withdrawals from any ATM unless you have some extremely poo poo account
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brap posted:holy poo poo atms can charge you just to look at your balance? that is loving dark yeah, those generic atms you see at bars or gas stations or whatever, the second you press "yes" on the screen warning you that you'll be charged for this atm, you get charged 3.50 or 2.00 or however much. its awful but sometimes its convenient. like, say, when i buy weed at work. also god drat that poor son of a bitch. i'll admit i was VERY dumb with money when i was young rather than just mildly dumb with money like i am now, but i made the incredibly wise decision to just turn off overdrafting on my debit card the first time i got in trouble with that. smartest poo poo i've ever done, if i dont have the money for something, welp, i'll make do, but if nothing else making it so that i COULD NOT OVERDRAFT NO MATTER WHAT has kept me out of some vicious cycles ive seen other people go through.
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