Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

R. Guyovich posted:

i hear voting is mandatory in australia so there's a mod poll for the thread now.

better than current federal government

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:22

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 12:39

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

gently caress, now I don't know what to call the new greens.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

They should call them the watermelon party because they are green on the inside and red on the outside.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:44

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Apparently I've already voted on the poll somehow.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:46

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

We all have, comrade

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:47

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

hooman posted:

Apparently I've already voted on the poll somehow.

Same.

Though I would have voted for Stalin anyway, so it's all worked out for the best.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:48

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

hambeet posted:

gently caress, now I don't know what to call the new greens.

hivemind

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:48

Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

Purge me, daddy

# ? Aug 13, 2018 09:52

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

hooman posted:

Apparently I've already voted on the poll somehow.

I think it's because we voted in the other poll?

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:05

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

hambeet posted:

I think it's because we voted in the other poll?

there has only ever been the mod poll

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:13

Dude McAwesome: Sep 30, 2004; Still better than a Ponytar

bell jar posted:

there has only ever been the mod poll

There was nothing prior to the mod poll.

Greens rebranding heretics will be gulag�d.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:20

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

This poll corruption has all the trappings of an American election. You're meant to give us an Australian one. Someone book out a school hall, sort out a bake sale and sausage sizzle, I'll papercraft the ballot box and supply the blunted pencils.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:20

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Rip Lee Rhiannon

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:23

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

G-Spot Run posted:

This poll corruption has all the trappings of an American election. You're meant to give us an Australian one. Someone book out a school hall, sort out a bake sale and sausage sizzle, I'll papercraft the ballot box and supply the blunted pencils.

I'll supply the munted CEC voters who get into arguments about Charles Darwin & The Queen.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:23

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Why is this country suddenly so excited about helping the peasantry?

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:23

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

JBP posted:

Why is this country suddenly so excited about helping the peasantry?

Because they're white and newscorp told us we need to help these true blue battlers. :australia:

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:45

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Poll is dodgy, there's no cock

# ? Aug 13, 2018 10:48

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

JBP posted:

Why is this country suddenly so excited about helping the peasantry?

You say that like you've never heard of Western Sydney.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 11:01

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

e: wrong thread

# ? Aug 13, 2018 11:28

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

# ? Aug 13, 2018 11:37

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Anidav posted:

same

# ? Aug 13, 2018 11:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1028916774614384640

# ? Aug 13, 2018 11:43

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

It'd be wonderfully symmetrical if we get Tony Abbot pulling a Rudd and taking the party back over a week before the election just in time to lead them to deserved defeat.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 12:04

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

hambeet posted:

gently caress, now I don't know what to call the new greens.

The Stalin and Pot Plant Party

# ? Aug 13, 2018 12:15

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Brosef Stalin

# ? Aug 13, 2018 12:15

Starshark: Dec 22, 2005; Doctor Rope

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It'd be wonderfully symmetrical if we get Tony Abbot pulling a Rudd and taking the party back over a week before the election just in time to lead them to deserved defeat.

You forget we're in the Hellworld. If Abbott gets back in, he'll probably blame everything on black people and win in a landslide.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 12:21

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

that's odd, i didn't know polls did that when you edit them. figured votes would be reset

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:22

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

You know you could mod IWC who is mostly harmless and runs a podcast.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:26

froglet: Nov 12, 2009; You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

Anidav posted:

You know you could mod IWC who is mostly harmless and runs a podcast.

Wait what?

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:37

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

IWC normalised and runs a podcast about politics ect.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/abc730/status/1028916774614384640

water denies being wet

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Just make Anidav mod so we can have a leadership spill.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Anidav posted:

IWC normalised and runs a podcast about politics ect.

elect the Reformed Nazi you say?

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:40

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

https://mobile.twitter.com/marrowing/status/1028947958425735168

# ? Aug 13, 2018 13:56

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

I still don't see a big crudely drawn cock on that poll.

# ? Aug 13, 2018 14:12

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Where can I get my after-vote sausage sandwich?

# ? Aug 13, 2018 14:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.