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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

What sparked it?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1028783487434858497?s=21

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1028774981382152198

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Guys I heard Jalen Ramsey is suspended, can anyone confirm

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

a neat cape posted:

Guys I heard Jalen Ramsey is suspended, can anyone confirm

I’m looking for Jason Witten news

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Oh no not a week of summer vacation I sure learned my lesson

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Oh no not a week of summer vacation I sure learned my lesson

vacationing in jacksonville though

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Is this what he said

https://twitter.com/jalenramsey/status/1028747776736354304?s=20

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

a neat cape posted:

Guys I heard Jalen Ramsey is suspended, can anyone confirm

I heard he tore his ACL.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

lame. was looking forward to Ramsey at the MIN/JAX joint practices.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Cowherd still really wants to fight with Mayfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsPlYtg-Xe4

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Cowherd still really wants to fight with Mayfield

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsPlYtg-Xe4

Yeah I'm just gonna say it. Colin Cowherd is an rear end in a top hat.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

a neat cape posted:

Guys I heard Jalen Ramsey is suspended, can anyone confirm

I heard he was in a car accident and broke both his legs.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

waah posted:

I heard he was in a car accident and broke both his legs.

That was Joey Bosa. Rip

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


My name is Luck and I like to gently caress.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

No Butt Stuff posted:

That was Joey Bosa. Rip

No wonder he didn't play yesterday....

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







waah posted:

I heard he was in a car accident and broke both his legs.

I heard he got raped by his body guard.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ChadwikoRCC/status/1028685421159608320

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

A suspension for a week of training camp when you are guaranteed a roster spot?!

Yeah, that's not sending the message you think it is.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Hizawk posted:

A suspension for a week of training camp when you are guaranteed a roster spot?!

Yeah, that's not sending the message you think it is.

I was going to say, thats like the goal for starters.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Joey Bosa has died.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Cavauro posted:

Joey Bosa has died.

poo poo. Was it the cannibals? I knew he should have been more careful around those cannibals.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Cavauro posted:

Joey Bosa has died.

joey bosa died on the way back to his home planet

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I can't believe Joey Bosa killed Philip Rivers and then himself

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Coldforge posted:

poo poo. Was it the cannibals? I knew he should have been more careful around those cannibals.

The cannabis got him

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The Chiefs starting safety Daniel Sorensen had surgery today for what was supposed to be a small procedure that would “hold him out possibly into the regular season”. As it turns out his knee is totally destroyed with the same injury JJ Watt had and he’s probably out for the season. And what do you know Eric Reid is out there just sitting around thinking about the national anthem.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

kiimo posted:

The Chiefs starting safety Daniel Sorensen had surgery today for what was supposed to be a small procedure that would “hold him out possibly into the regular season”. As it turns out his knee is totally destroyed with the same injury JJ Watt had and he’s probably out for the season. And what do you know Eric Reid is out there just sitting around thinking about the national anthem.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/tre-boston-implies-nfl-colluded-against-safeties-to-disguise-eric-reid-blackballing/

quote:

"How did we get to a point where this is what we were worth?" Boston said in a recent story by The Ringer. "You can put my stats up against some of the best of them you're gonna get me in the $7 million-plus range. It's crazy that people aren't really talking about how we managed to get paid less than $2 million."

But even though he didn't come right out and say it, Boston thinks he knows exactly what happened here. "It's right in front of our eyes," he says. "Somebody's got to call a spade a spade."

What's he referring to? "People have to think beyond just one person," Boston said. "How are you going to look at a whole market if you sign everybody and one person is left? You don't put yourself in that predicament. You devalue the whole market."

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
News: Packers now the odds on favorite to have Khalil Mack playing for them this year

Views: *crashing sounds from my desk being overturned by my instant boner*

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Abugadu posted:

News: Packers now the odds on favorite to have Khalil Mack playing for them this year

Views: *crashing sounds from my desk being overturned by my instant boner*

I've been pooh-poohing this for a couple weeks

I just don't see what we'd give up for Mack but Gutekunst is going for the loving gusto I guess??????

I'm guessing a 1st and Nick Perry?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Edward Mass posted:

He looks like Henry Cavill in MI: Fallout with that mustache.

That dude, when he posts up and throws up his stance in that bathroom fight scene, is an absolute BEAST.

Lol then he gets rocked but still goddamn was that a perfectly cast role

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Abugadu posted:

News: Packers now the odds on favorite to have Khalil Mack playing for them this year

Views: *crashing sounds from my desk being overturned by my instant boner*

SKULL.GIF posted:

I've been pooh-poohing this for a couple weeks

I just don't see what we'd give up for Mack but Gutekunst is going for the loving gusto I guess??????

I'm guessing a 1st and Nick Perry?

:laffo:

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
I’m not holding my breath for it, but if it happened I’d be dancin.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

What you gonna do if it happens kid

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
what’s the basis for it happening besides a bookie site giving the Packers slightly higher odds?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

WHOOPS posted:

what’s the basis for it happening besides a bookie site giving the Packers slightly higher odds?

Packers have two first round picks

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
:lol: at that Andrew Luck stache.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Blitz7x posted:

Packers have two first round picks

right, i get why their odds were increased, but i’m asking what other chatter there is to support the Packers actually pulling the trigger (there isn’t any from what i see).

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

What is the reason for the Raiders getting rid of the best defensive player on a rookie contract?

Is it a hundred million dollar reason?

I just can't even.

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

WHOOPS posted:

what’s the basis for it happening besides a bookie site giving the Packers slightly higher odds?

literally nothing lol, every article i find points back to that random bookie

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Hizawk posted:

What is the reason for the Raiders getting rid of the best defensive player on a rookie contract?

Is it a hundred million dollar reason?

I just can't even.
Jon Gruden doesn't like him

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