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Platystemon posted:Yes. edit for top of page content: Q's cult is a real masterclass in bad ways to present information visually 
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:The second password was "HereC@mesTheP@in--23", which is a little more secure, but not when you just straight up type it into the subject field of a post. Truly one of our government's greatest minds with access to its deepest secrets
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Aug 7, 2018 13:43
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Truly one of our government's greatest minds with access to its deepest secrets People with clearances are p. dumb with passwords tbh
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Aug 7, 2018 13:49
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Truly one of our government's greatest minds with access to its deepest secrets That actually makes it more believable, to be honest.
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Aug 7, 2018 14:08
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Platystemon posted:There’s some guy who claims to have Q clearance (read “TOP SECRET”) and posts fanfiction on 4chan. His followers call themselves “The Storm”. Plus, Q clearance is specifically to do with nuclear energy/weapons. It's a DoE clearance. There's no reason someone with that clearance would know anything about DoD activities, "deep state", or whatever. These smart internet sleuths should have started with Wikipedia. 
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Aug 7, 2018 14:20
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DarkHorse posted:People with clearances are p. dumb with passwords tbh Paladinus posted:That actually makes it more believable, to be honest.
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Aug 7, 2018 14:24
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Indeed a terrible graph. Bread is not a natural food for birds and can make them sick. Sane environmental organizations advice that if you really want to feed birds, give them small vegetables such as peas.
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Aug 7, 2018 17:57
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Carbon dioxide posted:Indeed a terrible graph. Bread is not a natural food for birds and can make them sick. Sane environmental organizations advice that if you really want to feed birds, give them small vegetables such as peas. it's my understanding that the problem isn't inherent toxicity in bread, it's that bread tastes good and people throw enough of it at birds that they can satisfy their entire caloric needs with it, which leads to vitamin deficiencies and poo poo because bread is not designed to be the only thing anyone eats. the end result is still "stop feeding bread to birds, give them things with more nutrients," of course.
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Aug 7, 2018 18:06
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InediblePenguin posted:it's my understanding that the problem isn't inherent toxicity in bread, it's that bread tastes good and people throw enough of it at birds that they can satisfy their entire caloric needs with it, which leads to vitamin deficiencies and poo poo because bread is not designed to be the only thing anyone eats. the end result is still "stop feeding bread to birds, give them things with more nutrients," of course. Bird beriberi is more entertaining to say than the joke I was working on.
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Aug 7, 2018 19:00
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Plus, Q clearance is specifically to do with nuclear energy/weapons. It's a DoE clearance. There's no reason someone with that clearance would know anything about DoD activities, "deep state", or whatever. These smart internet sleuths should have started with Wikipedia. I don't know what DoE does, so I assume it's a front for the Illuminati and having a DoE clearance means being in on literally everything. I'm a smart.
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Aug 7, 2018 19:04
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steinrokkan posted:I don't know what DoE does, so I assume it's a front for the Illuminati and having a DoE clearance means being in on literally everything. I'm a smart. Pretty much, they control the nukes.
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Aug 7, 2018 19:42
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Good point actually If they really wanted to make it look like genuine leaked government secrets they should have left it in a completely unencrypted usb drive on a train
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Aug 7, 2018 23:42
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Plus, Q clearance is specifically to do with nuclear energy/weapons. It's a DoE clearance. There's no reason someone with that clearance would know anything about DoD activities, "deep state", or whatever. These smart internet sleuths should have started with Wikipedia. If they started with Wikipedia they would have seen this awful chart  implying that Q clearance is in fact a superset of TOP SECRET clearance. This may technically be true, but classified information works on a need‐to‐know basis. Someone working on nuclear weapons doesn’t need to know palace intrigue.
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Aug 8, 2018 01:12
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steinrokkan posted:I don't know what DoE does, so I assume it's a front for the Illuminati and having a DoE clearance means being in on literally everything. I'm a smart. I'd bet they picked the Department of Energy for their little story entirely because of Stranger Things.
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Aug 8, 2018 01:19
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Platystemon posted:If they started with Wikipedia they would have seen this awful chart Again, this is all inside of DoE, and as you say, this is based on need-to-know.
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Aug 8, 2018 01:54
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Aug 8, 2018 11:28
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 Also I'm the Swiss Pharaohs on the giant loony chart
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Aug 8, 2018 11:43
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This qualifies, in my book. Context: uh, the big image shows the original tweet that the person deleted and tweeted an apology for.Mak0rz posted:Nice try pal but it wasn't a joke. It was a factual statement supported by real evidence and this morning they brought the receipt to prove it.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:02
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Finally, some ethics in video games twitter jokes.
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Aug 10, 2018 20:12
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DACK FAYDEN posted:This qualifies, in my book. Context: uh, the big image shows the original tweet that the person deleted and tweeted an apology for. Why would you apologize for such a great insult?
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Aug 10, 2018 20:17
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whoever runs Supper Mario Broth has incredible posting strength
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Aug 11, 2018 00:57
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Should have used the median 
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Aug 11, 2018 01:22
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Supper Mario Broth legitimately has more credibility than most news organizations and more integrity than any politician.
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Aug 11, 2018 01:39
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DACK FAYDEN posted:This qualifies, in my book. Context: uh, the big image shows the original tweet that the person deleted and tweeted an apology for. I refuse to believe that there was any kind of popular request for any of this.
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Aug 11, 2018 03:27
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Platystemon posted:If they started with Wikipedia they would have seen this awful chart A hell of a lot of people don't know how security clearance works at all. They think that if you have  TOP SECRET clearance then you can just walk into literally any facility, flash your badge, and go wherever you want, whenever you want, to get any information you could possibly desire. So a level higher than that! Wow! That's like SUPER ULTRA DARK MEGA TOP DOUBLE SECRET so they must have access to really crazy stuff. I mean, you hear about people with TOP SECRET clearance all the time but you NEVER hear about Q so it must be rare!Except that how it works in the real world is that if you have TOP SECRET and nothing else then you get literally nothing. All that means is "yeah pretty sure we can trust this guy." Then you get clearances for only those things you should be seeing; need to know basis like you said. For the Department of Energy well loving yeah you want the dudes to be vetted to hell and back if they're going to be prodding at your nuke plants. Or your electricity infrastructure in general. That's, you know, important and will definitely get attacked if somebody wants to hurt us so loving right we want to clear feds working on that sort of thing but no the nuclear power plant inspector does not need access to top secret military plans. Why the gently caress would he?
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Aug 11, 2018 03:42
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On the subject of Q, someone cracked his tripcodes. As in, every one to date: https://pastebin.com/P1g5RPWsquote:Tripcode: ITPb.qbhqo -> Password: Matlock
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Aug 11, 2018 03:57
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ToxicSlurpee posted:A hell of a lot of people don't know how security clearance works at all. They think that if you have You also don't want people who know a lot about nukes to go to certain countries or talk to certain people.
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Aug 11, 2018 03:58
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Ariong posted:Supper Mario Broth legitimately has more credibility than most news organizations and more integrity than any politician. That's not terrifically difficult huge angry bullet to duck under.
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Aug 11, 2018 04:25
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Platystemon posted:On the subject of Q, someone cracked his tripcodes. As in, every one to date: https://pastebin.com/P1g5RPWs Matlock to M@tlock! is like when work makes me change my password requirements
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Spoeank posted:Matlock to M@tlock! is like when work makes me change my password requirements Every 90 days the password grows. p@ssword35 becomes p@ssword36
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Aug 13, 2018 13:47
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CannonFodder posted:p1ssword35 becomes p1ssword36 Fixed Naughty passwords are easier to remember, and an endless source of hilarity when interacting with the helpdesk.
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Aug 13, 2018 13:53
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I've read a few times that apparently the person who came up with all the different password rules in the nineties has since repented, but it's too late now. We're stuck with them. At work I definitely follow the password35 -> password36 process. What's a hacker going to do anyway, do my job for me
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Aug 13, 2018 14:47
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Phlegmish posted:I've read a few times that apparently the person who came up with all the different password rules in the nineties has since repented, but it's too late now. We're stuck with them. Yep. https://gizmodo.com/the-guy-who-invented-those-annoying-password-rules-now-1797643987
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Megillah Gorilla posted:
I'm a big fan of XKCD but honestly it hasn't been consistently funny in many years. e: I went to xkcd.com and hit random and got this:  e2: ok so I got sucked in: 
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Aug 13, 2018 19:23
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Is that... one of the Old Ones?
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Aug 13, 2018 21:39
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Jay Rust posted:Is that... one of the Old Ones? Your heartbeat gives you out; quickly run to the base rock and pray.
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Phlegmish posted:I've read a few times that apparently the person who came up with all the different password rules in the nineties has since repented, but it's too late now. We're stuck with them. The worst password rule is “you have to have some so‐called special characters, but others are forbidden, but we’re not going to tell you which ones, and maybe will through an unrelated error like complain about the length when actually we just didn’t like the question mark.”
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