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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

Moose-Alini posted:

I’m now convinced that the Q is a different poster since the last ‘hack’ and the plea for sanity. The posting style is totally different since, and I don’t think Q has ever referenced autists like that in a drop. Q always tried to seem reasonably legitimate at least...
Q has been calling his people autists since at least April. Check one of the archive sites like http://qanon.pub. I agree it sounds like they've passed the torch again though.

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fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Q has definitely morphed from a government insider to a full blown holy man.


DUDE, you're worshiping an anonymous account on 4chan.

Here's the thing: Q and the Qult are so dumb and awful they were kicked out of 4chan months ago. They were on 8chan for a bit (literally a board founded by people who thought 4chan was full of liberal SJWs for banning child porn and extreme racism and harassment) and I believe are still there.

People too lovely for 4channers to want around them!

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Carnival of Shrews posted:

Hold up. Sex with demons? Actual, literal demons? I though this was mean to be a sober-minded police instructional; you can't yadda-yadda your way through the revelation that Satanism allows its practitioners to summon a real demon and bang it.

During the Satanic Panic, even if you didn't buy into the whole "this is literally a spiritual battle between God and Satan here on Earth" narrative, people were still likely to think that Satanists were still out there. They thought they were crazy, but still scary. A bunch of high-profile cults popping up and then burning out in rapid succession sorta codified the "scary cult guy" boogeyman into the public consciousness. Even if you didn't believe that Satanists can summon up and then gently caress literal demons, you thought that they thought they could do that.

That's something we're seeing with Qanon too - it seems like most of the religious Qultists are the type to really think that the Cabal is literally invoking Satan and receiving supernatural power from it. The atheist/secular Qultists, on the other hand, interpret it as "oh, well, they believe they're receiving supernatural power, even though they're not because they're no such thing, but we gotta take them down and protect our kids anyway!"

Crunch Buttsteak fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Aug 13, 2018

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

Q has been calling his people autists since at least April. Check one of the archive sites like http://qanon.pub. I agree it sounds like they've passed the torch again though.

Huh I thought I only ever saw it in responses and stuff not like ‘actual drops’. Guessing that started the LAST time someone new took it over. That s8n Twitter one really pushed me over the edge on Q change. Think it got handed off? Or does it keep getting stolen like we talk about how easy it would be to do. Wonder how they would reconcile dueling Qs.

But holy frikkin moly that site format. Straight up couldn’t open it on my tablet, and made my super beefy PC chug. Autists apparently make bad websites.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

I like the poster that says that they loved Gravity Falls, but now that they know that there's "Satanic" stuff in there, they can no longer watch the show, how dare Disney, etc. Like... Did... Did you not notice any of the obvious conspiracy nods when first watching the show, or...? The main villain is literally an Eye of Providence wearing a top hat, it's not some deep Illuminati cypher that you're so clever for figuring out.

You'd think that they would be more upset about the actual evidence of institutional pedophilia in the animation industry (John K's grooming of kids and whatnot), but nope, they're freaking out because a new cartoon has "owl" in the title, and that can ONLY be a reference to Bohemian Grove. That the Illuminati/Deep State is taunting them with. For some reason.

I taught some after-school classes last year and wore a shirt with the Eye on it once and all the kids were like ILLUMINATI!! and I was like how tf do you 9 year olds know about that?

Gravity Falls doin gods work

All those kids are doomed to be qultists I guess :[

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



I like to think I am up to date on most insane conspiracy poo poo because I enjoy looking at crazy, but what the gently caress is Bohemian Grove?

I think if I remember that is a conspiracy theory from the like early 70s right?

Get some new material you loving olds

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

TulliusCicero posted:

but what the gently caress is Bohemian Grove?

it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Buddy, they still go on about the Rothschilds.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Bohemian Grove is a summer camp for influential idiots, but conspiracy theorists think it's the headquarters of the cabal. NB: there's like a dozen different things that get to be the headquarters depending on who you ask and when.

e: come on Doc you can't post that without the audio. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb-PN9F2Pc

The Phlegmatist
Nov 24, 2003

Moose-Alini posted:

I’m now convinced that the Q is a different poster since the last ‘hack’ and the plea for sanity. The posting style is totally different since, and I don’t think Q has ever referenced autists like that in a drop. Q always tried to seem reasonably legitimate at least...

I suspect Q is now controlled by the guy who runs /r/DrainTheSwamp and r/The_GreatAwakening. Also Q recently switched to using a secure tripcode.

Overt time, Q shifted from weird ARG stuff to vague predictions about current events to community-building. Makes me think someone started monetizing it once the boomers got attracted to it a few months ago.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

TulliusCicero posted:

I like to think I am up to date on most insane conspiracy poo poo because I enjoy looking at crazy, but what the gently caress is Bohemian Grove?

I think if I remember that is a conspiracy theory from the like early 70s right?

Get some new material you loving olds

It's essentially just a secret camping trip/cabin retreat for really really rich old white dudes. They have a big opening ceremony that involves burning an effigy of an owl. And for the rest of the time, it appears to just be a standard lovely rich guy hang-out, with a thin veneer of secret society bullshit. Think frat pledges.

Buuut, if you're already convinced that the (((globalists))) are out to get you, suddenly Bohemian Grove is the center for just about every single conspiracy out there. Couple that with the opening ceremony, and religious types also have a nice "they're actually worshipping Satan!" angle they can go with as well.

Undoubtedly, shady poo poo does happen at Bohemian Grove, but that sort of mundane shady poo poo that happens whenever really rich people get together. But it's sort of like Freemasonry; since it's a ~secret society~, you can just put whatever conspiracy theory you want into it and nobody can really challenge you.

One of Alex Jones' claims to fame is that he "infiltrated Bohemian Grove", when in reality he just sorta waltzed in until guards told him to gently caress off because he wasn't invited.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine

don't do that

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
The Bohemian Grove care passionately about being able to piss wherever they want.

botany posted:

don't do that
It's a specific Nixon quote.

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"

TulliusCicero posted:

I like to think I am up to date on most insane conspiracy poo poo because I enjoy looking at crazy, but what the gently caress is Bohemian Grove?

I think if I remember that is a conspiracy theory from the like early 70s right?

Get some new material you loving olds

The video Alex Jones took when he ‘snuck in’ is worth a watch. His ‘sneaking in’ , by the way, involved walking through the front gates and acting like he belonged there . As you would expect at a super top secret meeting of the world’s elite.

The people there put on some dumb, very frat like ceremony where they wore cloaks and lit a fire. Of course to Jones, this was confirmation of all kinds of wild and crazy things, and not just another one of the 100s of theatrical frat rituals that go on all the time

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Moose-Alini posted:

Huh I thought I only ever saw it in responses and stuff not like ‘actual drops’. Guessing that started the LAST time someone new took it over. That s8n Twitter one really pushed me over the edge on Q change. Think it got handed off? Or does it keep getting stolen like we talk about how easy it would be to do. Wonder how they would reconcile dueling Qs.

But holy frikkin moly that site format. Straight up couldn’t open it on my tablet, and made my super beefy PC chug. Autists apparently make bad websites.

https://qposts.online is cleaner. But no saner.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Moose-Alini posted:

But holy frikkin moly that site format. Straight up couldn’t open it on my tablet, and made my super beefy PC chug. Autists apparently make bad websites.
I'm too lazy to check but I assume it's mining some lovely cryptocurrency.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Doctor Spaceman posted:

It's a specific Nixon quote.

AND it's proof that it's a homosexual society, meaning that these are the people that are infiltrating the media and showing our kids propaganda in order to turn them gay!

Moose-Alini
Sep 11, 2001

Not always so

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The Bohemian Grove care passionately about being able to piss wherever they want.

It's a specific Nixon quote.

Yeah, botany go listen to these tapes. They are hilariously crazy/bigoted.

Kinda makes the Futurama Nixon parody seem right on the money.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Dr.Caligari posted:

The video Alex Jones took when he ‘snuck in’ is worth a watch. His ‘sneaking in’ , by the way, involved walking through the front gates and acting like he belonged there . As you would expect at a super top secret meeting of the world’s elite.

The people there put on some dumb, very frat like ceremony where they wore cloaks and lit a fire. Of course to Jones, this was confirmation of all kinds of wild and crazy things, and not just another one of the 100s of theatrical frat rituals that go on all the time

Lol that's just sad. That reminds me of when Jones waddled around the outskirts of Area 51 until he was told to gently caress off (I think it was him, it might have been another conspiracy nut though).

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Doctor Spaceman posted:

The Bohemian Grove care passionately about being able to piss wherever they want.

It's a specific Nixon quote.

oh i see. apologies!

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Moose-Alini posted:

Yeah, botany go listen to these tapes. They are hilariously crazy/bigoted.

Kinda makes the Futurama Nixon parody seem right on the money.

hot pants

jesus christ

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dr.Caligari posted:

The video Alex Jones took when he ‘snuck in’ is worth a watch. His ‘sneaking in’ , by the way, involved walking through the front gates and acting like he belonged there . As you would expect at a super top secret meeting of the world’s elite.

The people there put on some dumb, very frat like ceremony where they wore cloaks and lit a fire. Of course to Jones, this was confirmation of all kinds of wild and crazy things, and not just another one of the 100s of theatrical frat rituals that go on all the time

Wasn’t it actually that his partner just waltzed right in while Jones hid in the bushes for hours?

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

Wasn’t it actually that his partner just waltzed right in while Jones hid in the bushes for hours?

That was the weirdo safari journalist Jon Ronson, who says Jones told him he was faking it, but also saw him act like a total lunatic.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Moose-Alini posted:

Yeah, botany go listen to these tapes. They are hilariously crazy/bigoted.

Kinda makes the Futurama Nixon parody seem right on the money.

There's this one where Nixon claims he just caught a few minutes of "All In The Family" and he thinks it's promoting a left homosexual agenda. Nixon says he'd never seen it before, but he suspiciously knows too much about the show.

Modern Nixon would claim he wasn't a fan of anime, but I saw this one episode...

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



business hammocks posted:

That was the weirdo safari journalist Jon Ronson

Okay, between the names "Ted Gunderson" and this you all are loving with me right?

These names are like when writers can't pick a good one lmao.

Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

TulliusCicero posted:

Okay, between the names "Ted Gunderson" and this you all are loving with me right?

These names are like when writers can't pick a good one lmao.

You got us. His real name is Ron Jonson.

Here's his Bohemian Grove episode (not great quality):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dahQCEzjkfM

If you have Amazon Prime (you Frankenstein Slave) and are in the US, you can read more of his amazing adventures in Trumpland for free:

http://www.jonronson.com/elephant.html

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Carnival of Shrews posted:

You got us. His real name is Ron Jonson.

Here's his Bohemian Grove episode (not great quality):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dahQCEzjkfM

If you have Amazon Prime (you Frankenstein Slave) and are in the US, you can read more of his amazing adventures in Trumpland for free:

http://www.jonronson.com/elephant.html

Young Alex Jones looks exactly the same, except with hair. Amazing

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

botany posted:

oh i see. apologies!

No apologies necessary. You had the right reaction to open bigotry.

I knew that there might be people unfamiliar with the quote, and I didn't include any winks to suggest that it was anything other than my own bigoted opinion.

I should be apologizing to you. I'm sorry.

selec
Sep 6, 2003

The story of Alex Jones going to Bohemian Grove is so great. He and Jon Ronson went with a local guide who basically just told them to dress like polo shirted yuppies and they could walk right in. Walking up to the entrance, Jones got The Fear and bolted into the woods, if I’m remembering this correctly. Ronson and the guide walked in unaccosted through the main entrance.

Read Ronson’s book THEM for the whole story. It’s great.

UmOk
Aug 3, 2003

selec posted:

The story of Alex Jones going to Bohemian Grove is so great. He and Jon Ronson went with a local guide who basically just told them to dress like polo shirted yuppies and they could walk right in. Walking up to the entrance, Jones got The Fear and bolted into the woods, if I’m remembering this correctly. Ronson and the guide walked in unaccosted through the main entrance.

Read Ronson’s book THEM for the whole story. It’s great.

I'm loling pretty hard at the image of Jones running away from nothing into the woods

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Alex Jones saw Too Much at the Bohemian Grove. George Soros force-fed him an inhuman proportion of chili to erase his memory.

Cultural Marxist
Jun 29, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Jon Ronson’s wife name searches him on mumsnet and starts mad online fights to defend his “honour”. True story.

Oh and he got completely baffled by three guys who made a bot called “Jon Ronson” to troll him mercilessly investigate the power of ownership of identity or something, then he made one of his whiney videos about how he didn’t understand it all and isn’t that unfair?

Jon Ronson is a dick.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Cultural Marxist posted:

Jon Ronson is a dick.

How else could he have fit in enough to infiltrate the Bohemian Grove?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Ague Proof posted:

Alex Jones saw Too Much at the Bohemian Grove. George Soros force-fed him an inhuman proportion of chili to erase his memory.


Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Ague Proof posted:

Alex Jones saw Too Much at the Bohemian Grove. George Soros force-fed him an inhuman proportion of chili to erase his memory.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Doctor Spaceman posted:

It's a specific Nixon quote.

"If you want people to trust you, don't quote Nixon, you loving idiot!"

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Dr.Caligari posted:

The video Alex Jones took when he ‘snuck in’ is worth a watch. His ‘sneaking in’ , by the way, involved walking through the front gates and acting like he belonged there . As you would expect at a super top secret meeting of the world’s elite.

The people there put on some dumb, very frat like ceremony where they wore cloaks and lit a fire. Of course to Jones, this was confirmation of all kinds of wild and crazy things, and not just another one of the 100s of theatrical frat rituals that go on all the time

business hammocks posted:

That was the weirdo safari journalist Jon Ronson, who says Jones told him he was faking it, but also saw him act like a total lunatic.

Cultural Marxist posted:

Jon Ronson’s wife name searches him on mumsnet and starts mad online fights to defend his “honour”. True story.

Oh and he got completely baffled by three guys who made a bot called “Jon Ronson” to troll him mercilessly investigate the power of ownership of identity or something, then he made one of his whiney videos about how he didn’t understand it all and isn’t that unfair?

Jon Ronson is a dick.

Jon Ronson is great, wtf are you talking about. His books are well worth reading as well.

Anyway, here he is explaining his infiltration for Bohemian Grove with Alex Jones. It's pretty funny. Like someone said Jones was planning on going full CIA to get in there but they ended up just walking in and then Jones panicked and dived into the bush whilst Ronson just strolled in.

https://vimeo.com/11757740

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
Sucks that inhaling lead for most of your adult life causes you to see satan everywhere

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Funny. He doesn't look Druish.

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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler
Continuing the dumbest timeline, Vox Day is "aggressively" crowdfunding a superhero comic book about a fictionalized version of Q, but it sounds like pure opportunism rather than actual belief.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J253zrvclFs&t=610s

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