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cumshitter posted:Nearly every authority figure in his life has told him not to do this extremely stupid thing that will permanently enter his name and that video into the legal record and he just can't stop himself. His employer, the police, multiple lawyers. It owns. the self-ownage is on the level of eliot rogers' suicide note
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Aug 13, 2018 21:28
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luxury handset posted:lol at demanding legal recourse to being banned from a bar that's just step one to demanding legal recourse to being banned from his ex's snatch
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Aug 13, 2018 21:29
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I don't really think your drunk self is your secret personality revealed, but that said if you know you get physically and/or verbally abusive when drunk you should either stop drinking or accept responsibility for your future drunk actions. If it was legit the only time he's acted like this it should be a wake-up call, but he seems to be doubling down while sober so he's probably just terrible.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:30
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I missed the part where he pushed first. So it sounds like she accidentally bumped into him at which point he became abusive and then decided to push her which is assault, and she hit back in self defense after he called her a spear-chucking porchmonkey. That about right?
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Aug 13, 2018 21:31
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Lol, 2nd woman knocked him cold with a 1-2. This is who Ana from that story the other day needs to aspire to.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:35
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phasmid posted:I missed the part where he pushed first. So it sounds like she accidentally bumped into him at which point he became abusive and then decided to push her which is assault, and she hit back in self defense after he called her a spear-chucking porchmonkey. That about right? He yelled at 1st woman (who was probably African-American) and then got knocked out by her friend (who I think he said wasn't, and thus shouldn't have been offended by his racism). Given the 2nd woman was defending her friend it probably wouldn't even be assault ignoring the racist piece too.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:36
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Just to remind everybody, Aaron Hernandez most likely committed a double murder over a guy accidentally spilling his drink. This guy is in good company.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:39
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quote:I talked to that lawyer, who looked at the video, and he told me that he would not give me any advice except to leave this woman alone and to pretend it never happened. He said he would not represent me and that he would not supply me with any advice. Doing more research I have found out that this woman in highly active in protests and events in Nevada especially for things that are "racial." This is why I think the lawyer won't help me. This is my favourite part, where he blames the lawyer's advice on a "racial" conspiracy rather than on the fact that he assaulted someone in a hate crime
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Aug 13, 2018 21:46
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phasmid posted:I missed the part where he pushed first. So it sounds like she accidentally bumped into him at which point he became abusive and then decided to push her which is assault, and she hit back in self defense after he called her a spear-chucking porchmonkey. That about right? he started yelling at a woman of color for spilling a drink on his girlfriend. people who get upset over spilled drinks to the point of causing a scene are universally assholes Lockback posted:Given the 2nd woman was defending her friend it probably wouldn't even be assault ignoring the racist piece too. it could possibly be but this is well under the threshold of cops giving a poo poo and the more this guy tries to rules lawyer his way out of a drunken racist yelling match turning into him getting KO'd by a woman, well, it wont turn out the way he wants it to. i mean the guy took the video to the police who encouraged him not to take it any farther quote:So, I called the non-emergency police and I showed the officers the video, and showed them her name. They "recommended" to me that I consider not proceed with charges on this, especially since I am seen yelling racial slurs, and I have a visible public position. I was offended, and told them I absolutely was going to press charges, they took down my report, and said they would be in contact with her.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:52
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MarcusSA posted:lol now this is a hot take. but also 100% factual like "I want to look down on immigrants, but people keep presenting the fact that all white people are descended from immigrants, what can i do to counter them" is a quintessential conservative rear end in a top hat question  Content:u/curiousquestion420 posted:Spouse is threatening to report me for pornography collection swalsh411 posted:Don't be shocked if this comes up as a major issue in your divorce and the reason for the lack of sex in your marriage. You say she's the reason you have the porn, she will say the porn is the reason for the lack of intimacy and the cheating. To a neutral observer, the second one is far more likely. What woman would want to have sex with a man who pleasures himself looking at cartoon children? curiousquestion420 posted:They aren't even children ffs, they never say their age amessesTheOK posted:Hey, we all know the landmark Supreme Court case United States vs. Weird Guy with Large Loli Collection ruled that since she's actually a 1000-year-old dragon, its not child porn
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Aug 13, 2018 21:54
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Knocking out a racist man for getting physical and yelling racial slurs and then having literally everyone on your side is basically an antifa wetdream. Bonus points for being a woman.
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Aug 13, 2018 21:56
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I can’t wait until launch is delayed from 2 to 2:30 and people complain about wanting their money back and how they’ll cancel their preorders
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Aug 13, 2018 21:57
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Aug 13, 2018 21:57
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Even Phoenix Wright wont take your case, anime porn man
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Aug 13, 2018 21:57
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Aug 13, 2018 22:03
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Rubellavator posted:Knocking out a racist man for getting physical and yelling racial slurs and then having literally everyone on your side is basically an antifa wetdream. Bonus points for being a woman. Literally what conservative racists are alarmed about : they feel they have only recently lost their freedoms to act like this in public without repercussions either personally or professionally. From their perspective this rear end in a top hat saw an opportunity to play ‘big strong protector’ by defending his gf from the tyranny of accidentally spilled drinks, and the cognitive dissonance when poo poo doesn’t happen that way is insurmountable to their tiny conservative lizard brains.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:06
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gently caress Your Website posted:Literally what conservative racists are alarmed about : they feel they have only recently lost their freedoms to act like this in public without repercussions either personally or professionally. From their perspective this rear end in a top hat saw an opportunity to play ‘big strong protector’ by defending his gf from the tyranny of accidentally spilled drinks, and the cognitive dissonance when poo poo doesn’t happen that way is insurmountable to their tiny conservative lizard brains. This one time, at our local bar, this drunk financebro was sitting to my life and being obnoxious as gently caress to the other folk around. We'd put in an order right before the kitchen closed, got it, and finance bro was pissed that the bar wouldn't let him order food. Finance bro asks me for some of my food, I tell him no. Asks again a short time later, I say no. Asks a third time, so I say as loudly as I can without shouting that he seemed like the kinda guy who doesn't understand when no means no. Bro got so pissed off that he tried to start a fight and ended up getting himself kicked outta the bar. When in public, loving behave and don't be an obnoxious twat trying to brag how you're from Milwauke bro so you know things.
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Aug 13, 2018 22:24
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Can't wait to see the video go viral, what will his internet nickname be Barfloor Brayden KO Kevin Racist Ralph
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Aug 13, 2018 22:28
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That's the kind of story I want when I go to legaladvice when I'm on the toilet at work. 
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My Imaginary GF posted:This one time, at our local bar, this drunk financebro was sitting to my life and being obnoxious as gently caress to the other folk around. We'd put in an order right before the kitchen closed, got it, and finance bro was pissed that the bar wouldn't let him order food. Finance bro asks me for some of my food, I tell him no. Asks again a short time later, I say no. Asks a third time, so I say as loudly as I can without shouting that he seemed like the kinda guy who doesn't understand when no means no. Bro got so pissed off that he tried to start a fight and ended up getting himself kicked outta the bar. woah neat how'd you know he was in finance. what did he do there. what institution.
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Aug 14, 2018 00:40
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sorry im skeptical of anyone with a real finance job who eats somewhere, anywhere, on his own dime
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Aug 14, 2018 00:41
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You only get comped for client dinners, and just showing up and getting your clients incredibly drunk a couple times a year was more of an 80's/90's client relations thing. Every account exec I know has a few of those clients and I've spoken to all of them drunk during the day at least once during a meeting but it's not so common any more.
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cumshitter posted:You only get comped for client dinners, and just showing up and getting your clients incredibly drunk a couple times a year was more of an 80's/90's client relations thing. dude dude vendors, dude
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Aug 14, 2018 01:02
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I like that anxious cousin-fucker is, among many other things, concerned that his cousin's boyfriend won't want to meet him. You know, the guy whose girlfriend keeps cheating on him with her cousin.
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Aug 14, 2018 01:20
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After today's double whammy of legal advice, I needed it straight in my veins.quote:I screwed up and I'm about to lose everything [NY] quote:Please don't judge. You never know how a marriage will turn out and when I had the prenup written, I assumed if one of us cheated it would be her. quote:Can I pay for an attorney with our joint funds? Will the costs cut into her share of the assets or mine? quote:So I have to pay for both lawyers too? I'll end up in debt at the end of this. quote:So if I bought my girlfriend a car, would the court take the car back or give my wife the value of the car? The car could have cost more than I expect to win in the divorce. Am I going to walk away in the negatives?
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Aug 14, 2018 01:32
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Mordiceius posted:After today's double whammy of legal advice, I needed it straight in my veins. muahahahahaa
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Aug 14, 2018 01:40
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Mordiceius posted:After today's double whammy of legal advice, I needed it straight in my veins.  There will never be video of him crying and the settlement, but I can hope for a follow up Reddit post, right?
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Aug 14, 2018 01:50
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quote:Please don't judge. You never know how a marriage will turn out and when I had the prenup written, I assumed if one of us cheated it would be her. This is great, he already would have to support his kids regardless, but now she can take him to the cleaners with his past self blessing.
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Aug 14, 2018 01:57
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Trust nobody not even yourself [picture of OP standing behind himself holding a prenup to his head]
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My mother gave my sister $20,000 for her anemia stem cell treatments, and I want it deducted from her inheritancequote:I live in California and I am the executor of my mother’s will. She is 82 and still working part-time designing and planting gardens. My sister told my mother last month that she needed $20,000 for stem-cell treatments for sickle cell anemia, a medical condition we all were unaware of. Alas, this was not in r/relationships, but in MarketWatch, so this is the answer: quote:The request for $20,000 may have come as a surprise, but many insurance companies are cautious about covering such treatments. Some insurance companies describe stem-cell treatment (or “hematopoietic cell transplantation”) as “experimental and investigational due to insufficient evidence in the peer-reviewed literature.” That’s another way of saying “no dice.” So it’s possible that if she does have this disease, and let’s assume she does, she had trouble getting this treatment covered by her insurance provider. Your mother was clearly under great pressure to help her out.
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Aug 14, 2018 02:15
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Absurd Alhazred posted:My mother gave my sister $20,000 for her anemia stem cell treatments, and I want it deducted from her inheritance Calling bullshit that the 20k was for that but  Her story seems weird.
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Aug 14, 2018 02:25
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hahahahahhaha oh my god , executor on a $100,000 estate WOWWOwoowowowowowoowwwwooooo
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Aug 14, 2018 02:26
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Woooo doggy, better get on my lawyering hat to manage tge last 80,000 dollars for a person who is going into the most expensive years of their life in California!!!
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Aug 14, 2018 02:27
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Get a Medicaid planning attorney, transfer the assets early then the state pays for her nursing home because she's officially poor.
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Aug 14, 2018 02:43
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Barudak posted:Woooo doggy, better get on my lawyering hat to manage tge last 80,000 dollars for a person who is going into the most expensive years of their life in California!!! he's going to have plenty of work dividing out the piece of paper the will is printed on
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Aug 14, 2018 02:46
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Pick posted:he's going to have plenty of work dividing out the piece of paper the will is printed on I doub it, the attorneys office is going to want the will back for scrap paper notes
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Aug 14, 2018 02:48
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literally the daughter is doing the smart thing by getting the $20,000 now
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Aug 14, 2018 02:51
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Mordiceius posted:After today's double whammy of legal advice, I needed it straight in my veins. Dear Reddit, I don't care about losing my wife or my kids or my house but it'd be hosed up if my mistress lost her car.
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Pick posted:he's going to have plenty of work dividing out the piece of paper the will is printed on
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