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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Says a lot about this day and age when I had to pause and try to decide whether he was comparing himself to Jesus, or making anti-Semitic comments. Thankfully the former, because that’s just funny

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TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
What did it say?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Here's every undrafted rookie TD from last week. It's pretty cool to see who you can get irrationally hyped about, though odds are at least some of these guys will literally never score in the NFL again

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1029216333546672128


TSBX posted:

What did it say?

Just what the image says. It's not really a big deal.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jivesauce posted:

I just saw a less-cropped version of that Andrew Luck mustache picture and dude looks loving jacked



God drat, he looks like Cary Elwes and Andre the Giant hosed.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
He's the next next Dread Pirate Roberts?

El Patron
Jul 9, 2011

Philly Philly
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1029355079357411329

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Those beers will be gone after the season, one way or another.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Fifty Three posted:

Those beers will be gone after the season, one way or another.

Those beers might be gone before the season, one way or another.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I picture disgruntled fans tearing those refrigerators apart with crowbars when the team goes 0-16 again.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
How long does it take for beer to go bad? Asking for a lovely football team.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

How long does it take for beer to go bad? Asking for a lovely football team.

Bottles usually have a year shelf life.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

CyberPingu posted:

Bottles usually have a year shelf life.

Just like our quarterbacks!

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

I picture disgruntled fans tearing those refrigerators apart with crowbars when the team goes 0-16 again.
Exactly what I was thinking.

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches

Android Apocalypse posted:

I picture disgruntled fans tearing those refrigerators apart with crowbars when the team goes 0-16 again.

C'mon, like they won't shatter them after 0-4

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


CyberPingu posted:

Bottles usually have a year shelf life.

Those look like those bottle shaped cans. Also, bud light.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Finger Prince posted:

Those look like those bottle shaped cans. Also, bud light.

From a cursory google, Bud Light has a shelf life of "Upto 180 days"


So long enough to last the Browns season for sure.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That's right ladies, you land a keeper like that and you do anything to keep them kept

https://twitter.com/ForTheWin/status/1029367160047583232

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Double posting to bring you all the latest Hack attack news

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/1029371991118229504

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







The hack is back!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Who needs a corner?

https://twitter.com/SeanSMITH24/status/1029374327123140609

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Kalli posted:

Double posting to bring you all the latest Hack attack news

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/1029371991118229504

Ahhhhhhhh I get it,

Howie/Doug brought him in to give our secondary a massive confidence boost for the start of the season.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Well my team could use a!

...

Hmm. I guess we're going to be fine.

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
Lmao the Redskins vs Jets fights can’t stop happening.

Thursday game should be fun.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kalli posted:

Double posting to bring you all the latest Hack attack news

https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/1029371991118229504

Bless this mess

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
Looks like the Lions have decided to copy the Falcons' "Let's not completely gouge the fans" concession model:

https://twitter.com/freep/status/1029390444172648453?s=19

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Looks like the Lions have decided to copy the Falcons' "Let's not completely gouge the fans" concession model:

https://twitter.com/freep/status/1029390444172648453?s=19

Cool and good. All teams should do this.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
https://twitter.com/nfl/status/1029348179429519362?s=21

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~


no

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

He only actually played a regular season game for 2 of those teams...

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Oh how nice!
Happy Birthday Tebow!

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
He beat the Steelers in the Playoffs when no one gave him a chance.

Build him a drat statue.

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
Immediately gets ran over by the Patriots the following weekend in a 45-17 blowout.*

I made that number up**

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I hate the fact that Tim Tebow is more likely to get a job again in the NFL than Colin Kaepernick.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I hate the fact that Tim Tebow is more likely to get a job again in the NFL than Colin Kaepernick.

Or Eric Reid; relevant because Tim Tebow is as good at playing FS as he is QB.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Android Apocalypse posted:

I hate the fact that Tim Tebow is more likely to get a job again in the NFL than Colin Kaepernick.

I don't think this is true anymore.

However I hate the fact that Tim Tebow and Colin Kaepernick have equal chances of ever getting another shot at the NFL.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I hate the fact that Tim Tebow is more likely to get a job again in the NFL than Colin Kaepernick.

Tebow was an outcast before Kaep was...so not really.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/JordanHeckFF/status/1029387673306312707

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
If Tebow were to come back I guarantee at least 1 team would give him a shot. Even if it were just during camp.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Just like everyone in a car can override natural human reflexes and not flinch when a rock hits the windshield :rolleyes:

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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

CyberPingu posted:

If Tebow were to come back I guarantee at least 1 team would give him a shot. Even if it were just during camp.

He tried. Teams wanted him to move to a swing back or TE and he refused.

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