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bike tory posted:are these people cursed to live the rest of their lives like that or does your body eventually clear it?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 10:39 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 06:40 |
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Dad Ribs So What
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:16 |
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I did a bit of googling around. First of all the guy in that picture is called Kirill Tereshin. He needed an operation to have the muscle drained, unsurprisingly, but has since been back on the synthol to a slightly more moderate degree. He also now (as of May this year) wants to get breast implants and possibly transition to a woman. Relatedly, your body does apparently clear synthol on its own. Body builders who use it have to do so regularly to maintain the volume. The only estimate I've seen for the time it'd take for someone like Tereshin to go back to "normal" on his own is 5-7 years, and even then he's likely to have done permanent muscle and tissue damage if he doesn't have a stroke or get an infection earlier. There are also reports that he was kinda poor and so he was using a home-made concoction of olive oil, lidocaine and benzyl alcohol (synthol is a mix of oil, lidocaine and alcohol) and he had injected nearly 8kg of the stuff into his arms. The latter bit seems reliable, I'm not sure if the fact he was using olive oil can be substantiated.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:17 |
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Those ribs are the remains of the last kid in the fire
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:20 |
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Someone wouldn't stop headbutting people.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:28 |
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bike tory posted:The latter bit seems reliable, I'm not sure if the fact he was using olive oil can be substantiated. Yeah especially since olive oil isn't the cheapest. Or maybe he was using small packets he stole from the buffet.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:30 |
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If there's a fire get the women and children out of the way and save these people first. We don't want a conflagration on our hands.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:35 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:42 |
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This is more depressingly accurate than funny.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 12:56 |
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He went on to elaborate on his promise to "put a firewall around them lebbos"
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 13:01 |
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Snowy posted:Those ribs are the remains of the last kid in the fire dad was smart and left the ribs for the last so they would be done by the time he went back
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:11 |
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rodbeard posted:I like my women how I like my coffee I like my coffee how I like my women: vaguely racist.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:20 |
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Mezzanine posted:He went on to elaborate on his promise to "put a firewall around them lebbos" Is there a lot of immigration to Australia from Lebanon or something?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:26 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Is there a lot of immigration to Australia from Lebanon or something? Yeah, there is
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 14:28 |
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Mezzanine posted:He went on to elaborate on his promise to "put a firewall around them lebbos" There was an old man in my town who I believe was drat near 90 or more when he died recently, and would still walk up and down the road, talk to the younger (to him, like middle aged) women and flirt with them, something of a character. He wasn't well educated. He once complained about the lesbians with the tattoos, which he pronounced as "lebions with the cantunes".
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:07 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:Is there a lot of immigration to Australia from Lebanon or something? Like his own grandfather
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:14 |
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I've travelled this old world of ours from Cali to Alsance Ive had water in Michigan and didnt poo poo my pants I drove a brand new Tesla car and it only killed one man Ive met with Jordan Peterson and his one and only fan I saw a congress brawl, and the finished border wall But Ive never met a nice Australian!
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:17 |
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It helps to think of Australia as an upside down but not mirrored America.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:21 |
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Mezzanine posted:He went on to elaborate on his promise to "put a firewall around them lebbos" Noice
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 15:49 |
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Memento posted:
Is thay your kid? That's an awfully cute goat kid.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:42 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:It helps to think of Australia as an upside down but not mirrored America. So where's Australia's Florida then?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:56 |
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Quidam Viator posted:So where's Australia's Florida then? Queensland.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 16:59 |
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Quidam Viator posted:So where's Australia's Florida then? England I think
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:03 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Queensland. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:30 |
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Quidam Viator posted:So where's Australia's Florida then? QLD
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmL72sgVdAQ
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 18:16 |
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Quidam Viator posted:So where's Australia's Florida then?
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 20:11 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 21:33 |
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Sound required https://twitter.com/MMLe0/status/1029790015910563840
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:04 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:24 |
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Color me stupid, cuz I don't 'get' the jokes here. The second one, that's an engine, I think. First one, no clue.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:54 |
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nerd alert
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:56 |
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Vato posted:Color me stupid, cuz I don't 'get' the jokes here. In the first one, the joke is that the guy's name is HaHa Clinton-Dix. In the second one, that's the check engine light, which (usually) means there's a non-urgent problem with the car and you should fix it/get it fixed, but a lot of people just leave it alone.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 22:58 |
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the third one is an image of Doritos brand flavored corn chips
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:00 |
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Vato posted:Color me stupid, cuz I don't 'get' the jokes here. That's the check engine light. They have a...less than good reputation as they seem to just come on at random then lead to dishonest mechanics telling you that you need tons of expensive work even though the vehicle runs fine. It's nicknamed the idiot light. The joke is the light is on but the driver will ignore it forever.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:01 |
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Pakled posted:In the first one, the joke is that the guy's name is HaHa Clinton-Dix. I hope they play Nelson's "ha-hah" over the PA system in Green Bay when this dude makes a tackle.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:29 |
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:30 |
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bike tory posted:There are also reports that he was kinda poor and so he was using a home-made concoction of olive oil, lidocaine and benzyl alcohol (synthol is a mix of oil, lidocaine and alcohol) and he had injected nearly 8kg of the stuff into his arms. The latter bit seems reliable, I'm not sure if the fact he was using olive oil can be substantiated. It's not true because he would have given himself giant forearms and not biceps if he was such a big fan of olive oil.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 23:50 |
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Lobok posted:It's not true because he would have given himself giant forearms and not biceps if he was such a big fan of olive oil. Nice!
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 00:00 |
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Lobok posted:It's not true because he would have given himself giant forearms and not biceps if he was such a big fan of olive oil. uuuck-uck-uck-uck-uck-uck-uck
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