- alnilam
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no longer guilty
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Aug 16, 2018 02:05
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 19, 2024 16:28
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- indyrenegade
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and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
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unguilty
this is orwellian
thanks to manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 16, 2018 02:26
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- Karate Bastard
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Ok next case. We welcome to the bench judge... *spins bottle* Jedrick! Welcome Jedrick!
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Aug 16, 2018 11:45
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- City of Glompton
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Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Plaintiff:
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Aug 16, 2018 18:22
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- kalel
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SHOW EM THE FIRST RATE SHITPOSTER YOUUUUUUU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
I wanted to use this but I needed the last word to rhyme with
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Aug 16, 2018 18:27
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- Macnult
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Bailiff: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Plaintiff:
lol
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Aug 16, 2018 20:06
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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The jury is made up of dogges, cattes, birbs, and an assortment of other critters.
It is a good jury.
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Aug 17, 2018 03:41
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- kalel
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We find the defendant... uh, no wait... We can't find the defendant. He hasn't posted since Wednesday, I hope he's doing alright.
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Aug 17, 2018 03:57
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- Robot Made of Meat
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the defense just keeps empty quoting the prosecutor
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Aug 17, 2018 05:38
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- Macnult
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the defense just keeps empty quoting the prosecutor
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Aug 17, 2018 06:13
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- google THIS
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Judge: If anyone here is interested, I will gladly sentence you to six hours in prison. The charge will be a haiku.
(entire courtroom starts lining up)
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Aug 17, 2018 13:46
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- ferroque
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Juror selection will now commence. Let's see those rap sheets.
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Aug 17, 2018 18:17
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 19, 2024 16:28
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- kalel
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Juror selection will now commence. Let's see those rap sheets.
Ahem yes, I just have a question. Can you explain jury chillification?
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