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Ignite Memories posted:The dash screen should just open up a youtube "how to replace your headlight" video HEYYYYYYYYYYY YOUTUBEEEEEE today I'M gonna show YOU how to replace your HEADLIGHTS Be sure to smash like and subscribe and hit that bell icon! *obnoxious intro starts*
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Data Graham posted:Love how car dashboards have high-resolution LCD screens now that can show as much arbitrary info as they want to but still refuse to break away from the "single idiot light LED with a dictionary of secret codes that can only be read by a diagnostic device and map to readable problem diagnoses", I guess to protect the dealer mechanic network Turn your key to on 3 times fast. You probably get some codes where your mileage displays!
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https://twitter.com/tia_gilles/status/1029862201753055232
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Data Graham posted:Love how car dashboards have high-resolution LCD screens now that can show as much arbitrary info as they want to but still refuse to break away from the "single idiot light LED with a dictionary of secret codes that can only be read by a diagnostic device and map to readable problem diagnoses", I guess to protect the dealer mechanic network Contrary to that, you have Mercedes whose dash tells you exactly what is wrong, but you have to go to the dealer to get it fixed.
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Memento posted:I started singing this to the tune of Big Enough by Kirin J Callinan and it worked pretty well until the end. So what's Kinnikuman?
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My Opel Omega from the early 2000s would tell you exactly what's wrong on a dot-matrix LCD display too. It's pretty sweet - your pads are worn out, your brake indicator bulb is out, washer fluid is low, etc. Never had a CEL though so I don't know if it would show like misfire on cyl 3 or whatever. E: looks like this: Well that's my funny story. mobby_6kl has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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mobby_6kl posted:My Opel Omega from the early 2000s would tell you exactly what's wrong on a dot-matrix LCD display too. It's pretty sweet - your pads are worn out, your brake indicator bulb is out, washer fluid is low, etc. Never had a CEL though so I don't know if it would show like misfire on cyl 3 or whatever. E: looks like this: Voted 5 for KROKODYL
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:04 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It's more to not be relying on another piece of equipment that can fail too to get your diagnostic. It's always been like that with many electronics and I think it's good practice But half the fun of the vaguely threatening warning lights is going to pay for the diagnostic and nothing showing up! "Just keep driving it until it breaks. Then we'll probably know what's wrong with it. That'll be $200, please."
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:27 |
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Jamesman posted:But half the fun of the vaguely threatening warning lights is going to pay for the diagnostic and nothing showing up! I remember this scene from 2001, it won’t end well.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 18:46 |
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This is very awesome.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:00 |
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In awe at the size of that dogge. Absolute unit.
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mobby_6kl posted:My Opel Omega from the early 2000s would tell you exactly what's wrong on a dot-matrix LCD display too. It's pretty sweet - your pads are worn out, your brake indicator bulb is out, washer fluid is low, etc. Never had a CEL though so I don't know if it would show like misfire on cyl 3 or whatever. E: looks like this:
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I always wanted to enter the Kinetic Sculpture Race with a bicycle covered with like missiles and bombs and swords and things and call it the Cycle of Violence
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 19:52 |
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Wrestling fans don't have massive blind spots when it comes to their thing & inappropriately bring up wrestling and how it has a great example of progressive views on X real world issue in mixed company, accidentally outing themselves as massive perverts\weirdos in the process. ANIME 1: feminism intersects with leftist politics in many fundamental- 2: DID YOU SAY FEMINISM? One of my newest intellectual repasts, "Oh! My Feral Princess" has some rather interesting things to say on the subject, with the titular princesses themselves being paragons of female power. 1: *googles it* so wait, the men turn the women into dogs with dick shaped wands, then let them be human once a week if they do their bidding? And they have sex with the women dogs? 2: Yes... well, it IS a complex narrative... WRESTLING 1: I like headlocks 2: I also like headlocks 3: feminism intersects with leftist politics in many- 1: woah, wait, we were talking about headlocks 2: yeah, not that other thing 3: oh, sorry 1: s'cool 2: yeah, s'fine Anime is media veganism, vis a vis not being able to shut the gently caress up about it, except most vegans don't accidentally come off as pedophiles. E: I hope this short presentation has changed your mind, picture on the internet.
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mysterious frankie posted:Wrestling fans don't have massive blind spots when it comes to their thing & inappropriately bring up wrestling and how it has a great example of progressive views on X real world issue in mixed company, accidentally outing themselves as massive perverts\weirdos in the process.
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mysterious frankie posted:ANIME This isn’t a real thing though, right? Please don’t let this be a real thing and/or anecdote. I’m not googling it. I’m never googling it. I’m just going to pretend I’m correct.
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I read it. It was accurate, and I think the photo’s mind has been changed.
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burial posted:This isn’t a real thing though, right? Please don’t let this be a real thing and/or anecdote. made it up because my profession allows me no creative outlets, so I bother people on the internet instead.
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mysterious frankie posted:Wrestling fans don't have massive blind spots when it comes to their thing & inappropriately bring up wrestling and how it has a great example of progressive views on X real world issue in mixed company, accidentally outing themselves as massive perverts\weirdos in the process. Oh, if you only knew my roommate from college. He'd bring wrestling into every conversation, because he was so dumb that he thought his obsession intersected with everything. At one point he thought wrestling invented the term "clusterfuck" because it was used in his wrestling forums regularly.
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There's something weird about those people who can't hear the word anime without going into a tirade about how much they hate anime.
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This was inevitable once sushi burritos were unleashed on the world. Next, sushi chicken marsala.
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Guy Goodbody posted:There's something weird about those people who can't hear the word anime without going into a tirade about how much they hate anime. Shouldn't you be busy posting a picture of a fence post with absolutely no context attributed?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 20:58 |
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mysterious frankie posted:made it up because my profession allows me no creative outlets, so I bother people on the internet instead. You're my kind of guy did I ever tell you that?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 20:59 |
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mysterious frankie posted:Shouldn't you be busy posting a picture of a fence post with absolutely no context attributed? I'm just saying dude. You're very passionate about expressing how much you hate anime
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Guy Goodbody posted:I'm just saying dude. You're very passionate about expressing how much you hate anime *raises eyebrow Dreamworksishly* Heh, maybe I just hate the Japanese, kid. Ever think about that?
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:04 |
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This belongs in the other thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3865884
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:07 |
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Barry Bluejeans posted:This was inevitable once sushi burritos were unleashed on the world. Next, sushi chicken marsala. Unless sushi burritos were a thing somewhere else before the recent fad sushi pizza is much older.
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Karate Bastard posted:You're my kind of guy did I ever tell you that? :3
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mysterious frankie posted:made it up because my profession allows me no creative outlets, so I bother people on the internet instead. It's an amalgamation of two different animes, but you were really close. Suspiciously close, in fact. Hm...
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:12 |
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Spirit bomb got me high af.
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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: It's funny because he's the president
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LifeSunDeath posted:Spirit bomb got me high af. The Danky Dama is a move I can get behind because it means everyone donating a little bit of their weed in order to fight a great evil. We're all in this together.
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Paladinus posted:It's an amalgamation of two different animes, but you were really close. Suspiciously close, in fact. Hm...
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:26 |
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Nobody would need to complain about anime if it stayed quarantined within ADTRW.
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# ? Aug 17, 2018 21:49 |
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The only thing more annoying than a vocal vegan is that one guy who stands up and loudly declares "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T EAT MEAT!!! I EAT SIXTEEN STEAKS A DAY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!"
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In my experience someone just has to say "I'm vegan" to be labelled militant. Riffing on vegans is about the laziest possible humour. E: Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 22:07 on Aug 17, 2018 |
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The General posted:The only thing more annoying than a vocal vegan is that one guy who stands up and loudly declares "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T EAT MEAT!!! I EAT SIXTEEN STEAKS A DAY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!" It's worse when they bring up bacon due to the bacon hysteria of the last decade.
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