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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
If being rejected by the Browns isn’t rock bottom I don’t know what is.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Has there been a single call for the new helmet penalty against an offensive player yet? I've seen several instances but I should've known this would be a conspiracy against defense

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Play posted:

Has there been a single call for the new helmet penalty against an offensive player yet? I've seen several instances but I should've known this would be a conspiracy against defense

i dont think so and they came out and said today that QBs running a sneak won't get flagged because they're bracing for contact

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Yodzilla posted:

If being rejected by the Browns isn’t rock bottom I don’t know what is.

It's almost like a team that has been burned by Kenny Britt and Dwayne Bowe is a tad gunshy

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

sexpig by night posted:

we all know the human body simply can't naturally explode in that many pieces, this was the work of explosives.

I Can't Believe A Plate Of Cocaine Made Joey Bosa's Body Explode

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Shinjobi posted:

Hahahahaha Dez

not emptyquoting

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
e: wrong thread

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
How can Dez be this done? I watched his regression every year and even I’m surprised.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Vengarr posted:

How can Dez be this done? I watched his regression every year and even I’m surprised.

He's had lower body injuries and wasn't that great of a route runner before. But also I think most of his regression is that Romo isn't the one throwing him the ball anymore, since I think he was the one who knew how to get the most out of Dez. Certainly a lot more than Dak did.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Gonz posted:

Brett Favre needs our help, everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImzmlxNi0Og

This ad was on at the gym today, and the whole :911: magically appearing, holy poo poo that's the actual ad.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/uhohitsbigmike/status/1030593396191252480

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
AJ McCarron may have a hairline fracture on his collarbone.

e:

https://twitter.com/viccarucci/status/1030637242325315584

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Grittybeard posted:

AJ McCarron may have a hairline fracture on his collarbone.

e:

https://twitter.com/viccarucci/status/1030637242325315584

Wasn't tall enough. Bring me the Wyoming boy!

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Wasn't tall enough. Bring me the Wyoming boy!

Allen will destroy all

fithos lusec wecos vinosec

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How dare you bring up Joey Bosa's Power Word: Kill at a time like this.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Yodzilla posted:

If being rejected by the Browns isn’t rock bottom I don’t know what is.

Being drafted by the browns

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

whypick1 posted:

How dare you bring up Joey Bosa's Power Word: Kill at a time like this.

i preferred peyton's power word: dammit

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014
Today I learned that Nick Foles and the guy who designed the Microsoft Surface are apparently good friends and hang out all the time. Big dick Nick continues to amaze me.

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
I haven’t seen the Bosa injury video. Is it really that bad l?!?! I’m scared.

I will send cake.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

JPrime posted:

i preferred peyton's power word: dammit donald

GokuGoesSSj69
Apr 15, 2017
Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Vengarr posted:

How can Dez be this done? I watched his regression every year and even I’m surprised.

I seriously think it’s because he dared to talk out about Jones and he’s now blackballed like Kaep and Reid. They know it works so now they’ll use it on people who even slightly speak out against the company line.

Insert unfunny Joey Bosa joke here.

GokuGoesSSj69 fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Aug 18, 2018

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

sexpig by night posted:

we all know the human body simply can't naturally explode in that many pieces, this was the work of explosives.

Jet Fuel Can't Melt Joey Bosa

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

I seriously think it’s because he dared to talk out about Jones and he’s now blackballed like Kaep and Reid. They know it works so now they’ll use it on people who even slightly speak out against the company line.

Insert unfunny Joey Bosa joke here.

Its because as far as receivers go hes a lovely technician, about to turn 30, an rear end in a top hat and wants to be paid like hes Antonio Brown.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

A Man and his Hog posted:

I haven’t seen the Bosa injury video. Is it really that bad l?!?! I’m scared.
i vomited when i watched it

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

BlindSite posted:

Its because as far as receivers go hes a lovely technician, about to turn 30, an rear end in a top hat and wants to be paid like hes Antonio Brown.

More than anything else he forgot how to catch. Hands of stone for like 2-3 years running.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







ELDER OF THE CORN

https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/1030637223492734976

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

I seriously think it’s because he dared to talk out about Jones and he’s now blackballed like Kaep and Reid. They know it works so now they’ll use it on people who even slightly speak out against the company line.

Insert unfunny Joey Bosa joke here.

I think if it were this instead of losing 100% of his value as a wide receiver, I wouldn't be laughing at him. Dez was absolute poo poo last season, and I've had no reason to think he was going to get any better with the way he was conducting himself. You don't butterfinger most of the balls thrown at you then turn around and demand top dollar. Not even the Browns, apparently, are that stupid.

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I'm sure there's someone in the Browns building that remembers Bowe's last year.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/JOSH_GORDONXII/status/1030848608306962435

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
:dukedog:

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Trade Josh Gordon to the Rams

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm glad that Josh Gordon is getting his life together but this is the Browns were talking about and I have this feeling that he's going to return and be bad.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Gordon will be great, but Hue and Todd will find a way to ruin it.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Coldforge posted:

Gordon will be great, but Hue and Todd will find a way to ruin it.

I was going to say if there's one thing Todd Haley is good at it's receivers.

On the other hand he's also exactly the type of guy who would drive a person to drink/drugs if you had to work for him so...

pyromance
Sep 25, 2006
https://twitter.com/MikePereira/status/1030863682446680065

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

I mean we all miss james gandolfini.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Mike Pereira spoiling that Tony gets whacked. Shameful.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1030880638696607749?s=21

Junior Galette is a giant piece of poo poo, I hope he doesn’t sign

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MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1030893131401715712

All ACL team just got themselves a punter.

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