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Poison Taco's username checks out. What a vile waste of oxygen. The whole "let's add rape!" exchange was unbelievably Potato Salad posted:Hey, y'all, prepare yourself for That Kazan Goddamn it, I thought I was the only person who remembered "Rubber Band Man." Taxxe: a link to ocean cattes; I can't imgur from my phone lately. AlbieQuirky fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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Agony Aunt posted:Woah, look at 1 hour ago. This time of day is traditionally lowest for funding, but i've never seen funding drop to the $100 region per hour. Since they’re already focused on Medical Gameplay, I hope they follow up the Apollo with a gravlev space bike that EMS larpers can use for emergency evacuations. Mostly though, I’d just like to here Sandi talk more about ”Try-adje” props.
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Scruffpuff posted:That's exactly my point, though. You can't say "the networking is hosed" because that would mean fixing the networking would fix the game. It won't. You can't even say "everything is hosed" because that would imply they have functioning game code but it's just very bad and poorly optimized and whatnot. Nah, they do have a tiny bit of code, running on the Crytek/Lumberyard engine. If they were just making an FPS that tiny bit of code would be enough. (Again, not a full game, but enough to have like people in a server and have 60fps) They're not just making an FPS though.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 05:13 |
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Meh... I'm not an internet lawyer, so none of this really means much to me until there is some sort of tangible outcome. Someone let me know when this goes to trial and things are looking down for Crytek, so they call Derek Smart as a surprise witness and his shocking testimony shuts down CIG forever and they haul the Crobler off to prison and someone in the courtroom audience starts playing the Matlock theme music. Then Space Court Citizen will be good. In any case, I think CIG being dealt a mortal blow by this lawsuit would be one of the worst outcomes. Not only would the entertainment abrubtly end, and we wouldn't get to see the zealots pure money into this dumpster fire for several years to come; but it would give Chris an easy out and a convenient victim narrative allowing him to go for another crowdfunding scam.
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Beet Wagon posted:Wil wheaton's primary role now is acting like a bitch on twitter, so it's probably something about that Deadguy2322 posted:He’s retweeting @comicbook.com’s twitter, not hunting anyone down. Is that brigading? Guess I messed with the wrong weird twitter post.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 05:56 |
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Scruffpuff posted:Bugs? Bullshit - there's not a single bug in Star Citizen and there never has been. For a game to have a "bug" there has to be a state to compare it against - a known and documented feature that you can contrast and say "it should work like this" and when it doesn't, that's a bug. Star Citizen is a shitload of art assets tossed sideways into a model viewer that occasionally sends packets that may or may not pertain to anything happening anywhere to systems that it may or may not need to send them to. There is no design, no feature set, no gameplay loop, and no expected behavior because they haven't even put in a loving physics or dogfighting game in their spaceship pew pew game yet. As a player my character should not transform into a deep space spider nightmare because this may not be a bug but it will fuel my nightmares.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:00 |
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Mr Fronts posted:It got better... The Sickening Truths Have Been Revealed Regarding the more mainstream subset of virginal neckbeards supporting this game. I've always been surprised by how sexless and sterile most the SC universe is. Sure you have fetishized spaceships and a lot of manifestations of subconscious phallic insecurity. But where is the more literal nerd wank material in all of this? Like I'm surprised that the Crobler hasn't tried to outdo Mass Effect and the other Bioware games with their nerd romance fantasies. Where are the sexy females with boob windows in the armor? Where are the hot but emotionally tormented gay/bi males fueling terabytes of slash fiction? Where is Liara? Considering the backers and their dreams of an escape into a new life in space, you'd think romance would be a big selling point and something that CIG could monetize.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:01 |
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All these suggestions of crazy sex stuff is the echos of the Second Lifers starting to get anxious. It's been a while since CR talked about the girls and every day SC is more of a sausage party than it was before. Some of the homophobic manly men are probably starting to get worried when two of them wake up together in the same wank pod. Were they wanking together? Did the other guy touch their pelvis finger? The fear is building...
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:08 |
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Kiosk FUD on the subreddit. Hurry Dolvak — ban him or her for this filth. quote:Whilst it's good to see these come online in the near future. It does highlight lack of foresight from those making design decisions relating to multiplayer aspects of the game. You are dismissed. ”Now... Let’s get back to those dark corners where anything can happen...”
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:17 |
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amazing $ per meter value on this ship
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:27 |
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Solarin posted:amazing $ per meter value on this ship Punches above its weight, too.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:31 |
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Store Citizer: Chris Roberts hiding in a dark corner, lust for fresh cash is on his mind. Things can happen.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 06:47 |
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Totally not promotion
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 07:12 |
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Roadmap update: Rip server meshing
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Trying to think of all the experiences you can have with your friends in Star Citizen and then I realized none of those have been implemented yet because realtime mega-MMOs are hard, shockingly
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 07:28 |
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G0RF posted:Since they’re already focused on Medical Gameplay, I hope they follow up the Apollo with a gravlev space bike that EMS larpers can use for emergency evacuations. Maybe look like helicopters from MASH....only with hoverjets instead of rotorblades.
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MedicineHut posted:Roadmap update: Rip server meshing Server tech was always going to be their #1 issue and the people who could pull it off are few and far between. At the beginning they might have been able to lure a half dozen to dozen experts in the field with the ability to do something new/different plus big paychecks, but they didn't and those days are long gone. Nobody with that level of competence wants to be associated with the project now.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 07:44 |
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Hearing about the newest lawsuit developments from backers first and then going back and reading what actually happened was pretty funny. Why would the backers not want discovery? It would be real tangible info about how the funds were spent wouldn't it? Is it a "yeah, but that means Crytek won an argument in their wrongful lawsuit and we can't have that" thing then? Or are they afraid of the crap that might surface and shatter their "CIG is the best" life-crutches.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 07:58 |
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Dear Skadden intern, please take notes.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 08:02 |
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Love all the recent happenings. Space court is getting very exciting, the prospect of discovery and injunctions is quite thrilling. New sex offender / anal rape gameplay requests. Derek Smart doing 115 twitters/hour. Taking ownership of /r/FailGamedevs and seeing the reactions to this, just wow, very well done indeed. Star Citizen is good again. reverend crabhands fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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MedicineHut posted:Roadmap update: Rip server meshing Oh wow they couldn't get the physically impossible thing they've been working on for years done in three months.
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colonelwest posted:Meh... I'm not an internet lawyer, so none of this really means much to me until there is some sort of tangible outcome. Someone let me know when this goes to trial and things are looking down for Crytek, so they call Derek Smart as a surprise witness and his shocking testimony shuts down CIG forever and they haul the Crobler off to prison and someone in the courtroom audience starts playing the Matlock theme music. Then Space Court Citizen will be good. Star Citizen 2: The Search for more Cash!
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G0RF posted:Since they’re already focused on Medical Gameplay, I hope they follow up the Apollo with a gravlev space bike that EMS larpers can use for emergency evacuations. Oh my, the part about the "grotto" on the ship. Inviting your friends around to relax. They really are going after the no life, i mean second life crowd.
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AbstractNapper posted:Why would the backers not want discovery? It would be real tangible info about how the funds were spent wouldn't it? a lot of them have said theyre afraid crytek is going to steal crobblers genius spaceship programming and use it for themselves lol The Titanic posted:All these suggestions of crazy sex stuff is the echos of the Second Lifers starting to get anxious. It's been a while since CR talked about the girls and every day SC is more of a sausage party than it was before. Now introducing the Snicker from RSI. We've taken the Apollo hull you love and swapped the medbay for a tickle dungeon. On sale now for only $750. War bond only.
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Agony Aunt posted:Oh my, the part about the "grotto" on the ship. Inviting your friends around to relax. Star Citizen is a game about nothing.
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Beet Wagon posted:Wil wheaton's primary role now is acting like a bitch on twitter, so it's probably something about that Might also have to do with his best friend Chris Hardwick being outed as an abusive poo poo and Wil gong silent about the whole situation after saying he would make a statement about it. Lowtax made a thread about it in GBS because the woman accusing him was a goon and he considers her a friend. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3860204 Regrettable fucked around with this message at 08:57 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:03 |
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Protip: Make sure to absolve yourself after space raping someone.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:06 |
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They Feyd-Rautha avatar fits perfectly with that suggestion.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:07 |
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Star Citizen: You just don't get it
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:07 |
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Do you think they've thought this through, aren't they going to be swamped by father-raping Goons the minute the "game" "comes out"?
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:18 |
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I'm fairly annoyed that the MtD decision came almost at the same time the latest WoW expac launched so I was too busy playing a game instead of laughing at cultists. The "exclusive" part of the decision still seems weird to me but what ever.
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:31 |
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Pingiivi posted:Star Citizen: Hiding in a dark corner. Lust is on his mind. Anything can happen
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:32 |
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ewe2 posted:Do you think they've thought this through, aren't they going to be swamped by father-raping Goons the minute the "game" "comes out"? Imma get that man butt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 09:41 |
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Hobold posted:I guess the question is, which one does he want to be? Getting some mixed signals here. "Hellooooo, I am peeking up thee booooox... "I am about to bend oooooverrrrr... to pick up thee booooox... "I hope nobody is creeping up on meeeeee... "Anyone? Hello?"
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 10:21 |
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http://docdro.id/N0hyv2e Pls no discovery, pls, judge, DO SOMETHING
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 10:49 |
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In other news, Planet Denizen is going to have functional combat in about two weeks. Two incompetent nerds (and tuo, which IS competent) cobbled together a near-game in a week and a half. Which makes me violently angry about just how much of a waste of money star citizen is. gently caress, there's literally nothing to do in it, and I still had more fun flying around in an empty scene shooting PARP targets and zooming around not-to-scale planets than I did last time I made the mistake of checking out SC... How do you gently caress up that badly? How? Hell I bet if the SC subreddit had ten million dollars, they could band together and make a better space game than croberts by light years.
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Daztek posted:
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# ? Aug 18, 2018 11:39 |
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plz wait
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Daztek posted:
Explain to me as if I was goku
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