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Dabir posted:poo poo, now I can't unsee it Yeah, it doesn't even need the paws drawn on. The little southern part sticking out and the island make for a cartoony chicken excitedly running towards something. 
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My nephews: There is a chili that is so hot that it catches on fire in open air! If I had one, I would put on an iron glove and give it to a cop.
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Krankenstyle posted:My nephews: The thought of a pepper so hot it has to be stored in an oil bath like elemental potassium is cracking me the gently caress up.
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lmao I didn't even consider storage 
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Krankenstyle posted:My nephews: gently caress YES I WANT ONE
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Dabir posted:poo poo, now I can't unsee it Brazil is also a hippo doing ballet. 
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https://twitter.com/erdmanmolly/status/1030988427037044736
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Krankenstyle posted:My nephews: Yeah gently caress the police, kid.
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slinkimalinki posted:Yeah gently caress the police, kid. Ya I asked for confirmation & the intent was indeed to set the cop on fire lol
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That’s a kid who’s been listening to his NWA
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Our three year old is maddeningly indirect when he wants something. “Ask me if I want something frozen” when he wants a popsicle. My mother in law is visiting, today he told her he was thirsty. “Do you want water?” “No” “Do you want milk?” “No” “Do you want juice?” “No” “What do you want?” “I want something that you put in something else” (powdered chocolate milk mix)
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EPICAC posted:Our three year old is maddeningly indirect when he wants something. “Ask me if I want something frozen” when he wants a popsicle.
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EPICAC posted:Our three year old is maddeningly indirect when he wants something. “Ask me if I want something frozen” when he wants a popsicle. Hunh, flashbacks to being a Shabbas goy.... KID: *yelling in Mandarin* ME: 'Who are you yelling at?" KID: "NO PEOPLE." ME: "Are you yelling at your dad?" KID: "YES!" ME: "Why?" KID: "Because...because...because...ummmm...because HE IS SO FAT!!!!!" I laughed longer than I probably should have. ME: "What's a bad decision you've made recently?" (I am not responsible for the curriculum.) ADVANCED KID: "Not me, but my brother made a bad decision." ME: "Uh-oh, what happened?" ADVANCED KID: "He gave* my dad a bad, bad finger. A BAD finger. Do you understand?" ME: "Yes. Very well." * Edited for clarity.
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A couple from my son: (after listening to AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds"): Dirty Deeds and they're done with fleas! "Pop, I got good news, GREAT news, and bad news." "hit me with the good news." "I really liked that chicken dish you made tonight." "aw thanks. And what's the great news?" "I LOVE YOU!" "thank you son. Now what's the bad news?" ....(sadly) "my bottom itches" (drinking milk, stops suddenly, looks me dead in the eye) I'm going to destroy this world. (goes back to drinking milk)
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This is a page back, but Fleta, that kid is loving huge. I can't imagine the size they're gonna be when they get older. Just wow.
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One kid who went to school with me was absolutely huge at 11 but stopped growing then. He's still around the average height for an adult (180 cm) but just reached that height ahead of schedule.
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yea i went to school with a kid who was 6 feet when we were 13. jokes on him, now im 6'5 and hes only 6'2 
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I stopped growing at 11, almost 12. Let me just say that being a 12 year old girl who is 1.73 meters and wear F-cup bra is absolute HELL. Very happy none of my nieces inherited those genes.
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I was staying with my buddy this weekend. This morning his 4 or 5 year old had this conversation with him Son: By your birthday you'll keep growing, you'll hit your head on the doorway. Dad: You think I'll keep growing? Son: You'll keep growing, you'll be a giant and smash people's houses! 
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"What is the last month of the year?" "Ummm...DISMEMBER!"  (I dunno what the battleaxe smiley is)
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:"What is the last month of the year?" : black101:
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Thank you!
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Overheard on the metro: "When I grow up, I'm going to make arms and legs for all the fish!"
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Nova: Hay Dad I have a secret Me: oh yah? Nova: (whispering) Superman.... poops in the clouds
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Beer_Suitcase posted:Nova: Hay Dad I have a secret lmao i bet he does
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This morning while getting ready for school: G: Getting these pajama pants off was difficult, but I did it. Me: Oh, so you managed. G: Yep, does that mean I'm the mayor? I think he meant manager...
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My son today. Hey dad, why is Tom Hanks’s hand stuck in a pickle jar? Why son? Because he wants a pickle! Referring to this skit which we both found hilarious. https://youtu.be/Ch_hoYPPeGc
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Out of nowhere, my nephews (4 and 7) started singing Thriller. 4 year old: "And then Godzilla danced and destroyed the ciiiiiiiiiityyyyyyy." All while keeping in tune.
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Yaaaaay; I finally got a permanent EFL job  sooo many quotes incoming!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Yaaaaay; I finally got a permanent EFL job niiiiiiiiiiiiice, congrats!
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Thank you! Spain is a terrible place in which to find a job. Blergh!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Thank you! Spain is a terrible place. Blergh!
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More like oldspainless 
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Yaaaaay; I finally got a permanent EFL job Congratulations and I’m looking forward to it. Your kids’ quotes are great. Beer_Suitcase posted:Nova: Hay Dad I have a secret This kind of kid logic is always so funny and interesting at the same time. I always wonder how these kind of disconnects happen, but I’m also glad they do.
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Kid at birthday party  "Can I go catch some of your goldfish from the pond?" My brother  "No... a fish hates getting taken into the air as much as you hate getting pushed under water." Kid  "How did you know I don't like being pushed under water?!"
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Bertrand Hustle posted:More like oldspainless EFB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oldpainless posted:a bad opinion El boooooo!
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Bertrand Hustle posted:More like oldspainless Bueno!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:El boooooo! Samovar posted:Bueno! Y el combinación: el booeno
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