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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1030361472558280704

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Petition to let me eat the tomb cheese

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
Is that "but" half really necessary? Do they really think anyone is going to see "world's oldest cheese" and think "yeah i'm gonna eat that"?

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Is that "but" half really necessary? Do they really think anyone is going to see "world's oldest cheese" and think "yeah i'm gonna eat that"?

yes

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Is that "but" half really necessary? Do they really think anyone is going to see "world's oldest cheese" and think "yeah i'm gonna eat that"?

How soon we forget that people wanted to drink pureed mummy remains

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Is that "but" half really necessary? Do they really think anyone is going to see "world's oldest cheese" and think "yeah i'm gonna eat that"?



Sakurazuka posted:

Petition to let me eat the tomb cheese

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Is that "but" half really necessary? Do they really think anyone is going to see "world's oldest cheese" and think "yeah i'm gonna eat that"?

You eat rear end

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



I bet the cursed tomb cheese pairs magnificently with the red liquid from the black sarcophagus.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Is that "but" half really necessary? Do they really think anyone is going to see "world's oldest cheese" and think "yeah i'm gonna eat that"?

People have eaten honey found in ancient ruins, so....

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Picnic Princess posted:

You eat rear end

fresh only. Put a ancient mummy rear end in front of me? Hell no, I have standards.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

have that in sweden,only its cut in half and placed side to side

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

https://twitter.com/lexxiisweets/status/971279559080534018

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Edit: ^^^^^^ This is incredible.


serious norman posted:

have that in sweden,only its cut in half and placed side to side

Lengthwise?

Ultimate Mango has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Aug 18, 2018

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I've seen shrink wrapped corn with asian writing like this in a dollar store in canada. It was imported from Thailand. WTF why is north america importing shrink wrapped asian corn?!? We're drowning in corn.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

I've seen shrink wrapped corn with asian writing like this in a dollar store in canada. It was imported from Thailand. WTF why is north america importing shrink wrapped asian corn?!? We're drowning in corn.

Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: We're drowning in corn.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Honey Berry Hula?

My dude, at least do a lemon or rosemary dish liquid.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Facebook Aunt posted:

I've seen shrink wrapped corn with asian writing like this in a dollar store in canada. It was imported from Thailand. WTF why is north america importing shrink wrapped asian corn?!? We're drowning in corn.

I too, have seen the Dollarama corn

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




angerbeet posted:

I too, have seen the Dollarama corn

take a sip

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/WarrenIsDead/status/1030467534217256960

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

The Bloop posted:

All the major chains have square cut as an option when you order online, so it's definitely something people do


I'd say somebody just clicked the wrong button

Oh sure, I'm aware that it's an option, I just don't know how I ended up with that option. So far my theory is that it's a curse levied upon me for reading this thread while deciding what to have for dinner.



(Serious answer though, it turns out my husband ordered thin crust for both pizzas, and square cut seems to be the default option for that crust style, for some reason. Kind of wish they had made that a little more obvious, but oh well. :shobon:)


Wanna eat dat cheese

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Bees on Wheat posted:

.



(Serious answer though, it turns out my husband ordered thin crust for both pizzas, and square cut seems to be the default option for that crust style, for some reason. Kind of wish they had made that a little more obvious, but oh well. :shobon:)


:sever:

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Bees on Wheat posted:

(Serious answer though, it turns out my husband ordered thin crust for both pizzas, and square cut seems to be the default option for that crust style, for some reason.

Thin Crust is awful, and can;t bear the weight of toppings on a full sized pizza.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Thin Crust is awful, and can;t bear the weight of toppings on a full sized pizza.

Counter-point: St Louis Pizza.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts
Deep fried Gushers

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

PubicMice posted:

Deep fried Gushers


I hate that

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Bees on Wheat posted:

Wanna eat dat cheese

You'll get ancient brucellosis!

The rear end in a top hat dude in the Flannery O'Connor short story "The Enduring Chill" gets that, which is why I have never drunk raw milk.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


the mummy liquid was modern sewage and rust.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

CommonShore posted:

the mummy liquid was modern sewage and rust.

I've had some pretty bad baked ziti, though.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

CommonShore posted:

the mummy liquid was modern sewage and rust.

they just said that to stop people demanding their share of the magical mummy liquid tho

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?




This banana water tasted like the peel of very underripe bananas, rather than the artificial banana flavor I was expecting.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Facebook Aunt posted:

I've seen shrink wrapped corn with asian writing like this in a dollar store in canada. It was imported from Thailand. WTF why is north america importing shrink wrapped asian corn?!? We're drowning in corn.

america grows the largest amount of non-sweet corn
all directly human-eaten corn on the cob is sweet corn, p. much

america also has a big dick in sweet corn growing but the lead it has isn't as insane

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

bob dobbs is dead posted:

america grows the largest amount of non-sweet corn
all directly human-eaten corn on the cob is sweet corn, p. much

america also has a big dick in sweet corn growing but the lead it has isn't as insane

Non-sweet corn is an industrial commodity, not food.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Ultimate Mango posted:

Non-sweet corn is an industrial commodity, not food.

cornmeal is from non-sweet corn

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

bob dobbs is dead posted:

cornmeal is from non-sweet corn

Also a commodity :colbert:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Ultimate Mango posted:

Also a commodity :colbert:

yeah, but you can add water and stuff and cook it and eat it

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Ultimate Mango posted:

Non-sweet corn is an industrial commodity, not food.

They eat it over here in Asia sometimes. A lot of the corn on the cob in Korea, at least when I lived there, was the animal feed type. Was great being able to get human consumption corn again here in China.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

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Nap Ghost

Grand Fromage posted:

They eat it over here in Asia sometimes. A lot of the corn on the cob in Korea, at least when I lived there, was the animal feed type. Was great being able to get human consumption corn again here in China.

are you sure you're not talking about waxy corn

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Oohhh. Is that why the little bits of corn in bird seed or hamster feed taste so bland? Not that I go around eating pet food but, uh, as a kid I used to taste pretty much everything. (FYI cat kibble is tangy, dog kibble is bland.)

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


bob dobbs is dead posted:

are you sure you're not talking about waxy corn

Pretty sure. Never heard of waxy corn and what I can find about it doesn't sound familiar. It was gross and barely edible and always super super overcooked, but the corn in China is the same as the US.

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
6 major varieties of corn in the usa, and waxy corn in asia added to those
dent, flint, pod, pop, flour, sweet
most corn in us is dent, and most of that goes to animal feed, hfcs, cornmeal. inedible w/o processing. pretty much among the best yield crops in the world
flint is multicolored but same as dent pretty much, except yield sucks so noone grows it.
pod corn is not cultivated, it's wild corn
pop corn is only used to be pop corn, p. much. it's a specific cultivar of flint corn
flour corn is used to make corn flour, not to be confused with cornmeal
sweet corn is directly eaten
waxy corn is also directly eaten, but is very different to sweet corn and most us peeps don't like it, sure. it tastes more similar to glutinous rice than sweetcorn does which is why old peeps in korea, japan and china sometimes eat it. in america it's used basically exclusively in adhesives and processed food starches

there is also blue corn in the southwest us and baby sweetcorn, which is just sweetcorn taken while like a week old. there are also like 30 sweetcorn varieties

nearly only old peeps in china and korea eat waxy corn on the reg. if you went to a hypermart you would've gotten mostly sweet corn with maybe like a basket of waxy corn hidden away somewhere

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