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If I'm ever in danger of being homeless I'm just going to buy a gun with the last few hundo I have left and start a life of robbing the gently caress out of rich people I'm shocked and amazed more people don't do this and in general the docile nature of most of the population is the biggest most obvious evidence that Hobbes didn't know what the gently caress he was talking about with regards to human nature because if we were really that nasty and brutish these people's heads would be on pikes 20 years ago.
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Moridin920 posted:If I'm ever in danger of being homeless I'm just going to buy a gun with the last few hundo I have left and start a life of robbing the gently caress out of rich people Cool
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It takes a lot to incite revolution People have to be trodding knee deep in poo poo before they start organizing anything serious... and nowadays it's easier to come home to your poo poo apartment be placated by an episode of game of thrones instead of organizing a guillotine squad
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g0lbez posted:Just save money guys. Just save that money you already have guys it's so goddamn simple!! Maybe instead of buying that next iPhone you can put that spare grand in a bank for emergencies you loving morons! Pretty good advice.
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Moridin920 posted:If I'm ever in danger of being homeless I'm just going to buy a gun with the last few hundo I have left and start a life of robbing the gently caress out of rich people  you can’t rob people with a banana tho.
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g0lbez posted:Just save money guys. Just save that money you already have guys it's so goddamn simple!! Maybe instead of buying that next iPhone you can put that spare grand in a bank for emergencies you loving morons! But...but...avocado toast!!
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g0lbez posted:Just save money guys. Just save that money you already have guys it's so goddamn simple!! Maybe instead of buying that next iPhone you can put that spare grand in a bank for emergencies you loving morons! Austerity doesn't work.
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Aug 19, 2018 12:49
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Mr.Tophat posted:Austerity doesn't work. not as a general policy, it would spell death for the economy, but practiced as an individual it can be very effective
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Aug 19, 2018 12:52
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Dave Concepcion posted:not as a general policy, it would spell death for the economy, but practiced as an individual it can be very effective Practiced as a society it can be very effective at killing people. Practiced by an individual it's very effective at killing people also. Well, if you haven't got socialized medicine that is. Tories are working on that over here though. They want austerity to be super effective.
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Mr.Tophat posted:Practiced as a society it can be very effective at killing people. Practiced by an individual it's very effective at killing people also. Well, if you haven't got socialized medicine that is. well, we have that, so I'll continue on in good conscience not replacing my phone before it literally stops working
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we've had multiple reports of active avocado eating instead of buying houses itt. everyone against the wall and hands up 
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Has anyone just tried adopting a rich old couple? Have your avocado and eat it, too! They'll be happy to have you around.
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Zzulu posted:It takes a lot to incite revolution You pretty much have to be hungry which is why I put my hopes in the latest tred of intermittent fasting.
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Moridin920 posted:If I'm ever in danger of being homeless I'm just going to buy a gun with the last few hundo I have left and start a life of robbing the gently caress out of rich people Chris Rock said if poor people knew how much money rich people really had, there'd be riots
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The riots will happen eventually but we'll probably be too old to be throwing the molotovs ourselves. The few of you who actually decided to inflict this world on offspring will probably be watching your kids like a proud family at a recital. Basically this is our generation.  Not shown is the picture of our generation burying their children after the protest is mopped up by government controlled murder drones.
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Kazak posted:Chris Rock said if poor people knew how much money rich people really had, there'd be riots Rich people like Chris Rock Checkmate
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actionjackson posted:Rich people like Chris Rock Paul Ryan likes Rage, check riposte
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cnut posted:But...but...avocado toast!! My girlfriend's older sister refuses to get a job and still lives at home with mom at 24. She was forced to apply for food stamps recently because mom was tired of feeding her. First thing she did was but ten avocados because "they were 10 for $10!"
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Len posted:First thing she did was but ten avocados because "they were 10 for $10!" I find it hard to imagine such extravagance.
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Aug 19, 2018 16:00
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Len posted:First thing she did was but ten avocados because "they were 10 for $10!" That's a great deal for avocados where I come from. The question is, can you eat them before they spoil?
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computer angel posted:That's a great deal for avocados where I come from. The question is, can you eat them before they spoil? Oh yeah no doubt is it a good deal. But no she did not eat them all before they spoiled. Got some good Facebook/Snapchat/Tumblr/Intsgram posts about them though! Len has issued a correction as of 16:09 on Aug 19, 2018 |
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Len posted:My girlfriend's older sister refuses to get a job and still lives at home with mom at 24. Avocados are pretty calorie dense and delicious. 1 buck per is a p good deal for both taste and nutrition. it just sounds crazy to you because you're an old who resents new things
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Senor Dog posted:Avocados are pretty calorie dense and delicious. 1 buck per is a p good deal for both taste and nutrition. it just sounds crazy to you because you're an old who resents new things Actually it sounds crazy to me because 1) I don't understand the meme status avocados have And 2) she only ate 2 of them and threw the other 8 away. Buying 10 meme fruit to get those sweet sweet Tumblr donations because getting a job is just so hard
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If you have an Aldi nearby, you can live off decent food for cheap. Even fresh fruit and vegetables are usually inexpensive.
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Len posted:My girlfriend's older sister refuses to get a job and still lives at home with mom at 24. That's the last straw, we need to gut all social services immediately
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Egbert Souse posted:If you have an Aldi nearby, you can live off decent food for cheap. Even fresh fruit and vegetables are usually inexpensive. They run out of fresh fruit and vegetables quickly
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Len posted:Actually it sounds crazy to me because did your Victorian parents rant about you boomers eating meme bananas all the time and not buying corsets with the money instead?
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:did your Victorian parents rant about you boomers eating meme bananas all the time and not buying corsets with the money instead? I didn't realize 28 was boomer? Does that mean I'm suddenly not very poor with lots of student loan debt? Hot loving drat get off my lawn you kids!
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Len posted:I didn't realize 28 was boomer? Does that mean I'm suddenly not very poor with lots of student loan debt? Hot loving drat get off my lawn you kids! Look, I don't know about numbers. I'm trying to eat an avocado here
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Len posted:Buying 10 meme fruit to get those sweet sweet Tumblr donations what in the actual gently caress are you talking about
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Tetracube posted:what in the actual gently caress are you talking about Instead of attempting to get a job she has a link to her PayPal on Tumblr with a block of words about how "I'm a poor college student* who doesn't have a job** and really needs the money" Avocados are hip and cool for reasons I don't understand. *Failed out **Has never applied for a job
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Len posted:Instead of attempting to get a job she has a link to her PayPal on Tumblr with a block of words about how "I'm a poor college student* who doesn't have a job** and really needs the money" sorry I can't get over the fact that you think people will donate her a living wage based on the fact that she bought ten (10) avocados
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Tetracube posted:sorry I can't get over the fact that you think people will donate her a living wage based on the fact that she bought ten (10) avocados it's two digits of avocados! grossly irresponsible
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Dave Concepcion posted:maybe not rich as in multi million dollars, but being reasonably frugal and investing the difference can make you hundreds of thousands by the time you retire Shut the gently caress up
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Senor Dog posted:it's two digits of avocados! grossly irresponsible She didn't even eat them all!
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Len posted:My girlfriend's older sister refuses to get a job and still lives at home with mom at 24. That's a good deal you should give your underage girlfriend's older sister some money and maybe a job
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:She didn't even eat them all! Hard to eat 10 avocados before they spoil when you can't afford a fridge...
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Siljmonster posted:That's a good deal you should give your underage girlfriend's older sister some money and maybe a job 22 isn't underage though? Tetracube posted:sorry I can't get over the fact that you think people will donate her a living wage based on the fact that she bought ten (10) avocados I mean they've been doing it for years it's how she buys her weed! But I can see I'm losing this so accepting defeat and leaving the thread.
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Len posted:But I can see I'm losing this so accepting defeat and leaving the thread. Lol you lost idiot
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