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Xenocides posted:I love him! I wonder what state this happened in. No credit for time served is really strange. What the hell did they do?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 19:53 |
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Barudak posted:Two words for your vagina: Open Concept I think that was the boyfriend's complaint, though!
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:03 |
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Nope, no mental problems here. I also choose to believe the username is a Twilight reference.quote:[27f] Found out my (then) bf [29m] is a closet bisexual and tried to cheat on me with men So you are a snoop and he cheat on you but you want him back? And you want to out him to the world to humiliate him but are worried about legal complications so you want to hire a PI? Why do you want to do this? When asked she responded: quote:Because I feel like if he'd just come out he could stop lying about it and hating me for knowing and we could just be happy together... And in case you still sympathize with her: quote:Well like I said, I thought we were going to get back together. The day before I found this second bunch of crap we had just agreed to make our FWB exclusive. When asked about why she is worried about him pressing charges: quote:No if I told anyone. I'm afraid he'd try to have me arrested for slander or something. I don't know. He's that kind of jerk. Called the cops on me one time when he wanted me to leave his apartment. I think we all hope these two crazy kids can figure out how to make this work.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:05 |
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Is my boyfriends mom too obsessed with him and his life?quote:This will be quite a long post I'm sure so I'll try to keep things as simple as possible. My boyfriend and I have been together 3 years and living together for 2. I'm now 21 and hes 22. When we met he lived in a college town about 3 hours from his mom and thats where we moved into together after a year of long distance. We just moved two months ago to a different state but its only a 5.5 hour drive from his mom now. Anyways to get into it, his mom calls him AT LEAST once a day, but shes called 3 or 4 times before. If he doesnt answer, she then calls me because shes worried about him. When really he was just playing video games or he got called into work last mintue so it wasnt om his schedule. Which brings me to my next point of the fact that she has his log in info to his online work schedule which she checks on a regular basis to see when hes working. Oh and her phone calls are typically pointless conversations where she really didnt need to call him. I understand having new things to tell him but sometimes it's literally just to say hi or ramble about stuff.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:06 |
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Milotic posted:Presented without comment Leave the kid's dick alone. What in the gently caress is people's obsession with cutting baby dicks? The health benefits are minimal, and if your doctor doesn't know what's up and pulls too much then I've got two words for you: "hairy penis."
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:11 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Leave the kid's dick alone. What in the gently caress is people's obsession with cutting baby dicks? The health benefits are minimal, and if your doctor doesn't know what's up and pulls too much then I've got two words for you: "hairy penis." My wife's friend's husband (which makes us...absolutely nothing) wanted his son to be circumcised because he was and he didn't want their dicks to be different, which is probably the worst reason I've ever heard.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:15 |
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JaneError posted:Is my boyfriends mom too obsessed with him and his life? Run, lady. Run fast and ghost that situation.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:18 |
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JaneError posted:Is my boyfriends mom too obsessed with him and his life?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:19 |
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TheScott2K posted:My wife's friend's husband (which makes us...absolutely nothing) wanted his son to be circumcised because he was and he didn't want their dicks to be different, which is probably the worst reason I've ever heard. *screaming intensifies*
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:20 |
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Oh hell yeah the foreskin defenders have logged on
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:22 |
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TheScott2K posted:My wife's friend's husband (which makes us...absolutely nothing) wanted his son to be circumcised because he was and he didn't want their dicks to be different, which is probably the worst reason I've ever heard. I have never in my life thought "man, if only my dick more closely resembled my dad's"
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:23 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:Circumcision is really a take it or leave it thing for most of your life, until you're an old man. It becomes a problem once you stop being able to wash your own dick and start needing some young punk to wash it for you. If you've still got your foreskin, your caregiver making 50 cents above minimum wage isn't going to give enough of a poo poo to peel it back and get underneath there every time they change you. Then, it's onto UTI city. I have long ago decided that I'll take a graceful exit the moment I can no longer wipe my own rear end. Guess I'll amend that to 'or clean my own dick' .
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:25 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Oh hell yeah the foreskin defenders have logged on The thread accidentally wandered into Silent Hill.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:26 |
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What a sad up bringing that you didnt do father and son dick picks.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:36 |
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Hey guys how much should I tip on this hot dog sandwich
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:46 |
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zakharov posted:Hey guys how much of the tip should I remove from this hot dog sandwich ftfy
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:49 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Oh sweet, I found the last living human on Earth who's yet to be exposed to Electro-Swing. Luckily also pretty niche/dead from what I recall so .
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:50 |
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zakharov posted:Hey guys how much should I tip on this hot dog sandwich Depends on whether or not you want Jesus* to love you *American Jesus
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:51 |
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TheScott2K posted:My wife's friend's husband (which makes us...absolutely nothing) wanted his son to be circumcised because he was and he didn't want their dicks to be different, which is probably the worst reason I've ever heard. I heard one that was 'because what if the other boys make fun of him in the locker room?' masculinity: so fragile, we gotta nip the tip
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 20:54 |
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Heh, load-bearing intern.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:03 |
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zakharov posted:Hey guys how much should I tip on this hot dog sandwich I tipped $10 on a plate of frankly mediocre steak and eggs today and the waitress wanted to make sure I knew how much I was giving her
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:05 |
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Zedd posted:Eh it's okay, now Chap-Hop, that is a crime against humanity. Professor Elemental slaps AND bops and I SHAN'T hear his oeuvre slandered in this way. I challenge you to a duel, sirrah! Steampunk blunderbusses at dawn!
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:19 |
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Philonius posted:I guess any talk of reforming they way these tribes can self-govern is dead in the water? I imagine any outside interference will be seen as oppression, no matter the facts of the case. Not entirely, but you have to do something pretty egregious before drawing outside interference. A tribe near Seattle had leaders doing a lot of shady poo poo involving elections and disenrollment, appointing themselves to sit on their Supreme Court, tinpot dictator kinds of poo poo. The Department of Interior ended up telling them they didn't recognize their current ruling council as a legitimate government and pulled a bunch of funding.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:31 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Oh hell yeah the foreskin defenders have logged on it makes your dick look smaller tho
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:32 |
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weirdos justifing strange dicks because they are too cowardly to circumsized yhemselbes. Now
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 22:12 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Feng shuai that va-jay-jay I [42m] caught my girlfriend [21f] in bed with another man. She claims he was doing feng shui?!
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 22:38 |
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[UT] Cops searched car and took unopened bottle of Rum while I was at partyquote:I got designated as the DD of my group last night so I should also note that I’m [17m]. We got to the party and parked and they cracked open a bottle of liquor and they all finished it off between themselves. We couldn’t bring alcohol in to where we were going so we left the rum in my car in the box unopened (I wouldn’t let em have any open bottles in my car). quote:Edit: so it seems I’m loving retarded. I don’t personally care what happened since I didn’t pitch for the booze and I didn’t have to worry about driving with weed in my car but there is no way in hell I’ll be able to convince my buddy that his cousin hosed everyone over like that.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:13 |
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Hahaha the cops just taking the drugs and leaving. I then noticed this takes place in Utah, the Mormon State. This is extra hilarious. Well he's thinking like a 17 year old, no doubt about that
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:21 |
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My (30F) friend (29F) gave her husband (32M) a hand job on my couch when I wasn't home and might actually think I'm okay with itquote:u/fuckmycouch_ Weirdly the reddit comments seem to be siding against her.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:39 |
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people are really terrible at risk/reward assessment
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:52 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:There is already Vajazzling and those Gwyneth Paltrow Goop Vagina Stones, this is already patented and you know it. I forgot.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:54 |
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quote:My daughter is 8 and could have easily forgotten something and needed to run back in to walk in on this Oh, balls. Is not like they were both naked, working their way through the Kama Sutra. Your attempt to escalate your irritation by invoking The Children is denied.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:59 |
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You know the rules, you wanna jerk a dick you brought from home on my couch you gotta pay a corking fee
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:00 |
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Barudak posted:You know the rules, you wanna jerk a dick you brought from home on my couch you gotta pay a corking fee It's just 5% off the top
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:03 |
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I mean, it's totally understandable not to want your 8yo daughter to walk in on your friends doing sex stuff in your house. That's a reasonable expectation, no sex when the 8yo in the next room. It's a dick move (lol), but they probably think it's just a 'lets never talk about this' sitch. OP will have to clearly say 'that bothered me, please don't do that in my house again', which is an entirely reasonable boudary.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:14 |
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I mean, it's totally understandable not to want your 8yo daughter to walk in on your friends doing sex stuff in your house. That's a reasonable expectation, no sex when the 8yo in the next room. the daughter wasn't in the next room, she was in her mom's car being taken to her grandma's
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:17 |
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It's totally understandable to not want your friends to gently caress in your god damned house what the gently caress
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:31 |
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Haha. Your friends are squares
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:35 |
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just for a sad handjob
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:35 |
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Blade Runner posted:It's totally understandable to not want your friends to gently caress in your god damned house what the gently caress
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