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Djeser posted:twas the night when jack chick decided to read you've saved us all a lot of time!
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 08:06 |
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And what happened then? Well, on the F Plus they say That Jack Chick's poor liver grew three sizes that day.
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 08:43 |
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I usually correct the bad poetry in my head as they're reading to make it work (the findom take on the Night Before Christmas had a bunch of missed opportunities) but couldn't even try this time
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# ? Aug 16, 2018 17:05 |
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https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/1031028062341738496
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 05:01 |
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For anyone who doesn't follow the PYF terrible book thread: C.M. Kruger posted:"Men's Adventure" stuff is low hanging fruit but nonetheless check out this garbage I found: Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 06:25 on Aug 19, 2018 |
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Yessssss it's been too long since they've done terrible fiction. Hopefully this terrible Sandman Slim knock-off will reach Hanz von Hozel/Story Provider levels.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 14:50 |
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DRACULA WANTS HIS COFFIN BACK
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 15:12 |
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Hell yes, back to back bad genre fiction episodes (I specifically loaded the smashwords document up with bad sci-fi because it's my favorite)
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 16:33 |
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Oh gosh it's one of my favorite type of docs I wish I had the dedication to pure poo poo that those authors do. I also thought it looked like Da Share Z0ne stuff the instant I saw the cover.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 19:21 |
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sexpig by night posted:DRACULA WANTS HIS COFFIN BACK Uggggghhh I want this book to rule so much...
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 20:34 |
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ManMythLegend posted:Uggggghhh I want this book to rule so much... a terrible book can still rule, my good dude
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:28 |
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sexpig by night posted:a terrible book can still rule, my good dude Oh I know, but I've got a bad feeling this book is going to be bad in all of the wrong ways.
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:32 |
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I really really hope they get J.W. Friedman in this one!
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# ? Aug 19, 2018 22:59 |
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I just want the F Plus to do a What Is Your Fave
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 04:20 |
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The crew diving into the wild wet world of rivals.com and other college football team dedicated forums would be an entertaining nightmare to listen to. Like Paul Finebaum but with more drinking.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 04:26 |
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I had an idea for a new doc last week, but quickly ran into this dead-end:
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 04:28 |
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Warbird posted:The crew diving into the wild wet world of rivals.com and other college football team dedicated forums would be an entertaining nightmare to listen to. Like Paul Finebaum but with more drinking. nah dog castefootball
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 05:40 |
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china bot posted:I had an idea for a new doc last week, but quickly ran into this dead-end:
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 15:29 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Doobie on The F+ sure would have been a thing. There have been more than a few doobies smoked on the fplus, I'm sure.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 15:55 |
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Alaois posted:nah dog Many years ago, I actually tried to get some content from both Rivals and Castefootball. I didn't really get much out of Rivals as I found that I would have had to explain a lot of football jargon and references to the gaggle of Anime Clubbers. This would have left most of the readers and listeners bewildered and unable to naturally follow the text, just like how I feel for 95% of the topics. Castefootball pretty much had the same problem.... plus a lotta lovely racism. I'm probably just bad at mining for content. I read em a whole lot better than I find em.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:00 |
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I still need to get off my rear end one day and try to put together a doc of dudes with strong opinions about circumcision.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:06 |
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Hey Bunnybread, why hasn't that nerd Lemon re-released the Football Congress jerseys yet?
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 21:10 |
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I feel like the lack of jargon explaining would be in its advantage though. “drat BARNERS PAID OFF SCAM’S DADDY SO WE KEELED THEM TREES PAAAAAAAWL!” That being said I don’t make docs, so I’m sure that wouldn’t play ball for some reason or the other.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 22:32 |
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Bunnybread posted:I'm probably just bad at mining for content. I read em a whole lot better than I find em.
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# ? Aug 20, 2018 23:53 |
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Warbird posted:I’m sure that wouldn’t play ball for some reason or the other. It wouldn't cause they don't. But, seriously, regarding sports jargon: I think I remember one time we ended up reading a brief section on MMA and there were some submission holds being discussed. The names were causing a lot of giggles for the rest of the readers so I didn't feel like ruining their collective fun with an actual explanation. ...and that little Nerdlinger McDorkPants (level 1.5 Bard) won't put them jerseys back up because he'd have to advertise em via my beautifully unflexed guns. He knows that he can't stare into that sexual abyss any longer without falling in completely.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:01 |
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So I had an idea and I’m very sad to say that it bore fruit. I hate all of you.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:12 |
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I got as far as the first three words of the end of the URL.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 00:40 |
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Bunnybread posted:It wouldn't cause they don't. I will just take this opportunity to say I've always appreciated your explanation of Fedor Emilianenko all the way back in whenever the gently caress that episode was
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 01:49 |
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Sports forums nutters are hilarious but a lot of the humor comes from knowing the sport/team/context to some degree. Man ranting about anime waifus is universal because we all know what love and relationships are, and Miksune Evangeline or whatever is an oddball fixation. The nonsense from sports would be as casually impenetrable as bitcoin and Star Citizen, unfortunately. Edit: a Kobe doc might work, now that he's retired and winning Oscars and still hissing at courts from afar kalensc fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Aug 21, 2018 |
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kalensc posted:Sports forums nutters are hilarious but a lot of the humor comes from knowing the sport/team/context to some degree. Yea once you poach the easy targets of '40 year old white guys genuinely angry that LeBron is just objectively one of the greatest players and not at all apologetic about it' and 'mma fans who insist if they could just 'get mad' in the cage they'd beat anyone' you've just got a lot of poo poo that relies on 'ok so these two teams are rivals and a couple super bowls ago one of them blew a really great chance for an upset against a hated team so now the other team makes fun of them for whiffing it even though they weren't even near contention for the super bowl that year themselves so it's kinda weird'.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 04:49 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Didn't you find Sissykiss? Sissykiss didn't happen. I have no memory of it and neither do you. Honestly, I'm pretty sure that I got the Johnny Suenami stuff on a lawyer site and that's about it for my doc contributions.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 16:56 |
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Bunnybread posted:Sissykiss didn't happen. I have no memory of it and neither do you. Real dolls.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 17:48 |
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Ahh yes! You are correct! Though I'm not really sure if it counts as it was shared with me by a friend. I just showed it to Lemon. I get check THIS poo poo out credit I think. Just didn't really grab any text or anything. Again, I don't find em. I just read em. Let's all thank Portaxx for finding that Legolas story because I would have had nothing to read, otherwise. Bunnybread fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Aug 21, 2018 |
# ? Aug 21, 2018 20:30 |
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I read a thing. Click at your own risk.
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# ? Aug 21, 2018 21:35 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I read a thing. Click at your own risk. That's one of the nastiest readings I've heard, thanks
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 00:44 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I read a thing. Click at your own risk. I'm gonna go drink a bottle of tequila and hope I forget the last five minutes of your life.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 03:15 |
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PJOmega posted:I'm gonna go drink a bottle of tequila and hope I forget the last five minutes of your life.
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# ? Aug 22, 2018 04:08 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:OK, but don't drink it down to the bottom! That's mezcal, dumbass.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:That's mezcal, dumbass. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Aug 22, 2018 |
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Why would you do this?
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