bump this thread every time you remember that mike pence fucked a horse

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Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

My Cuck Dad posted:

I have hosed
the stallion
that was in
the stable

and which
you were probably
saving
for breeding

Forgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so hard

# ? Jul 27, 2018 02:00

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

he'd

# ? Jul 27, 2018 16:19

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

# ? Jul 29, 2018 21:31

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Gringostar posted:

# ? Jul 30, 2018 00:01

D.Ork Bimboolean: Aug 26, 2016

Gringostar posted:

# ? Jul 30, 2018 00:05

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

AWWNAW posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/nytimes/status/1023743103931502593

# ? Jul 30, 2018 02:42

Mr. Fish: Sep 13, 2017; INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Gringostar posted:

Data's painting is making me dizzy.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 02:45

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

My Cuck Dad posted:

Data's painting is making me dizzy.

# ? Jul 30, 2018 06:11

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

My Cuck Dad posted:

Data's painting is making me dizzy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogFxgtsypBc

# ? Jul 30, 2018 06:19

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1023630445366464513

# ? Jul 30, 2018 08:39

Skypie: Sep 28, 2008

There was a local NPR program the other day that brought on a lady who wrote a biography of Pence and I thought it was weird they never brought up how Pence hosed a horse

# ? Jul 30, 2018 10:27

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

all those wonderfully animated disney horses

i'm surprised he could pay any attention to the plot

# ? Jul 30, 2018 15:33

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Man Musk posted:

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1023630445366464513

im p pissed @ this, captain shang CLEARLY fell in love with mulan (while he knew her as ping), mulan's love at tah,t time was purely for her family, friends, and country!!!!

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:13

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

obviously vice president michael pence was too enamored with the supporting cast--the horse--to be able to pay attention to the film as it was presented

# ? Jul 30, 2018 17:14

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

We sell a product that comes in two lengths where I work, a ten inch and a 21 inch

Every time someone says "I need 21 inches", I can't help but think of Mike pence being penetrated by a 21 inch horse penis

# ? Jul 30, 2018 18:32

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Wow! I remembered!!

# ? Aug 1, 2018 07:54

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Thursday Next posted:

Wow! I remembered!!

# ? Aug 1, 2018 08:00

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Mike �horse hosed� Pence

# ? Aug 1, 2018 08:29

Teal: Feb 25, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

mike pence ruined porn for me

every time I see a human rump I remember mike pence, getting ploughed by a horse, loving every second of it

# ? Aug 1, 2018 09:47

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

just realized "stable brain genius" also applies very well to mike pence

# ? Aug 1, 2018 13:52

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Teal posted:

mike pence ruined porn for me

every time I see a human rump I remember mike pence, getting ploughed by a horse, loving every second of it

you have Ascended. only the Piss Tape remains for you now.

# ? Aug 1, 2018 17:41

ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

freckle posted:

i just now recalled the time that Vice President of the United States, Michael Richard Pence, vigorously hosed a horse.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 05:19

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

To any impressionable lurkers, remember: Just because Mike Pence hosed a horse doesn't mean that you should do so, as well. Acknowledgement of the Vice President's horse buggery is not an endorsement of it.

# ? Aug 2, 2018 07:55

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

remembered

# ? Aug 2, 2018 22:58

Mr. Fish: Sep 13, 2017; INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:33

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

MPfah

# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:41

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

been a while since i thought about mike pence, and all the horses who've hosed him (a lot)

# ? Aug 14, 2018 03:43

Tactless Ogre: Oct 31, 2011

Mike Pence's webpage got hacked, and I was pissed nobody brought his shameful horsefucking to light.

# ? Aug 17, 2018 23:55

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

they hosed op

# ? Aug 18, 2018 08:28

Mr. Fish: Sep 13, 2017; INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

# ? Aug 19, 2018 17:56

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

I'm bumping this thread for the simple reason that I remembered just how much Mike pence loves getting hosed by horses, and it really is just that simple

# ? Aug 21, 2018 14:23

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

My Cuck Dad posted:

# ? Aug 21, 2018 17:20

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

Lord of Pie posted:

I like how the cowboy is Mike Pence and the horse is the horse.

# ? Aug 22, 2018 01:26

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

Mayor Dave posted:

I'm bumping this thread for the simple reason that I remembered just how much Mike pence loves getting hosed by horses, and it really is just that simple

im quoting this post because i, too, have remembered, and this happens to be the absolute, 100% truth

# ? Aug 22, 2018 01:32

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Shaffness posted:

I like how the cowboy is Mike Pence and the horse is the horse.

Mike Pence also liked that

# ? Aug 22, 2018 04:35

Sai-kun: Feb 6, 2011; Is it ever going to be enough, to love another and be loved?

bump

# ? Aug 22, 2018 04:51

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

guys, have you ever considered, that even right now, as i post this, mike pence--vice president of the united states of america--is laying on the floor of a stable, straw pressed into his bare, sweaty skin, thinking happily about the immense quantity of horse jizz sloshing around inside of him?

# ? Aug 22, 2018 05:24

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; Can't post for 5 days!

Mike Pence was found not guilty today of charges related to him not taking horsey nut up the back hole

# ? Aug 22, 2018 06:28

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# ? May 14, 2024 15:21

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Mike Pence was found not guilty today of charges related to him not taking horsey nut up the back hole

fake news, mike pence would never deny his horse love

# ? Aug 22, 2018 06:32

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