Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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Periphery: Jul 27, 2003; ...

Senor Tron posted:

What's Labors motivation to join such a Coalition rather than pushing for an election?

Apart from hilarity? Nothing.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:04

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 12:29

Intoluene: Jul 6, 2011; Activating self-destruct sequence!; Fun Shoe

Yeah, we'll probably see another no confidence motion at question time.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:07

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

I, Butthole posted:

Is "stacked their shekels" a common saying, or did this talking head on ABC just drop a huge hosed-up phrase

They were trying to reference Judas and the 30 pieces of silver, but they made it sound way worse.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I, Butthole posted:

Is "stacked their shekels" a common saying, or did this talking head on ABC just drop a huge hosed-up phrase

Probably meant "stacked their latkes" in the case of Dutton.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:07

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Stacked their Pringles.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:09

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Stacked their scallops.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:09

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

quote:

Meanwhile, in the Senate, Labor almost used on the confusion and chaos to kill off the Coalition�s plans to expand its controversial cashless welfare card expansion. The government�s leader in the Senate, Mathias Cormann, just resigned so there was effectively no one in charge.

Labor tested the government�s numbers on the floor of the upper house, and almost won. They tried to bring on an early vote on the bill, but lost the vote 31-33. Had they won, they could have had a second immediate vote to kill off the legislation.

labor having fun now that most lib MPs and senators are in meetings

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

In honour of the new Prime Minister we will be moving No Confit Dense motions instead

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:11

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Senor Tron posted:

Stacked their scallops.

You mean cakes

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:11

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WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Tokamak posted:

They were trying to reference Judas and the 30 pieces of silver, but they made it sound way worse.

Wouldn't he have been paid in Roman currency?

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:11

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

Gridlocked posted:

Wouldn't he have been paid in Roman currency?

i don't think they had child abuse back then

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:13

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Per Guardian:

Labor are being rather sneaky n the lower house, too. They�re trying to refer Peter Dutton to the high court over his eligibility woes. The Coalition is in disarray, and the numbers are tight.

A division is being called.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:13

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Lmao ALP

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:14

Bill Posters: Apr 27, 2007; I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/568056615355740160

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:14

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

Senor Tron posted:

Stacked their scallops.

what does shellfish have to do with anything?

I think you mean potato cakes.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:15

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/PhillipCoorey/status/1032227862500139008

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

TheMightyHandful posted:

what does shellfish have to do with anything?

I think you mean potato cakes.

Sausage Sizzle

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:16

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

Imagine if Turnbull crossed the floor to refer Dutton to the high court.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:16

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Sammy J to make Humpty Dutton parody skit after S44 referral.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:17

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

https://twitter.com/andrewtillett/status/1032421543727390720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

WE ARE AT DEFCON RELATABLE PUFF PIECES OF RACIST MILLIONAIRES

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/peter-dutton-and-his-journey-to-millionaires-row/news-story/a9608d1e2c0cbccf99055c72254a6655

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:20

Goodpart: Jan 9, 2004; quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
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rip

Is Potato Voldemort PM yet

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:20

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Teddybear posted:

https://twitter.com/andrewtillett/status/1032421543727390720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Who runs CA atm? Is it Sharkie or Xenophon? Seeing as they're THE SENSIBLE CENTRE, do we know how they feel about Dutton?

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:22

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Defeated, 68-69. Dang.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:22

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

drunkill posted:

labor having fun now that most lib MPs and senators are in meetings

They might be having fun but I got really excited for the first few words there. :smith:

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:22

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Nice

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:22

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

ONE VOTE!

Do it malcs, cross the floor for the next division!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

In a shocking twist Julie Bishop is the next PM because they want Turnbull gone but Dutton is off to the high Court and she Jim Hacker's her way in.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:23

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

In a shocking twist Julie Bishop is the next PM because they want Turnbull gone but Dutton is off to the high Court and she Jim Hacker's her way in.

I just realised this is way more likely than I jokingly suggested. It makes too much sense. I just scared myself.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:24

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

Lid posted:

WE ARE AT DEFCON RELATABLE PUFF PIECES OF RACIST MILLIONAIRES

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/peter-dutton-and-his-journey-to-millionaires-row/news-story/a9608d1e2c0cbccf99055c72254a6655

HE LIKES DEMOCRACY; HERE HE IS EATING A SAUSAGE AS PROOF

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:25

Don Dongington: Sep 27, 2005; #ideasboom; College Slice

Well I mean at least he's eating it the right way.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:28

VivaLa Eeveelution: Apr 3, 2011

TheMightyHandful posted:

I can't be entirely sure that he hasn't wrapped a bird up in a slice of bread to insulate it and is in the midst of feeding it.

Most of the reasons it's probably not the case is because that'd be an act of compassion.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:28

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Lid posted:

I just realised this is way more likely than I jokingly suggested. It makes too much sense. I just scared myself.

I've been saying it for ages. She doesn't have the support of the right of the party but if they see the election as a lost cause and just want to try and stem the losses as much as possible then Bishop could seem like a good temporary choice. Assuming she takes it on (as she might see it as the last chance to do so) then a Lib election win isn't entirely impossible because the media will puff her up as the nice face of the party.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:29

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Pretty sure I eat sausage sizzle sammo's the weirdest in this country, bite both ends of the sausage off so there's no over hang than bite the excess bread off then eat the rest.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:31

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

It is also that according to Newspolls she's the most popular leader behind only the guy they are knoifing. She's presentable to a bulk of Howard Battlers which is more than can be said about Dutton whose only presenting is his head resembling a foetus crowning.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:32

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Senor Tron posted:

I've been saying it for ages. She doesn't have the support of the right of the party but if they see the election as a lost cause and just want to try and stem the losses as much as possible then Bishop could seem like a good temporary choice. Assuming she takes it on (as she might see it as the last chance to do so) then a Lib election win isn't entirely impossible because the media will puff her up as the nice face of the party.

Pretty sure labour would be running ads 24/7 featuring people affected by asbestos

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:32

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

While the libs fight each other like a pack of monkeys throwing poo poo everywhere, Bill and Tanya sit back and enjoy the fireworks

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:32

TheMightyHandful: Dec 8, 2008

VivaLa Eeveelution posted:

I can't be entirely sure that he hasn't wrapped a bird up in a slice of bread to insulate it and is in the midst of feeding it.

Most of the reasons it's probably not the case is because that'd be an act of compassion.

Its probably a sausage made from child meat

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:33

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

drunkill posted:

ONE VOTE!

Do it malcs, cross the floor for the next division!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Cmon Mal burn the fuckers down.

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Cthulhu Dreams: Dec 11, 2010; If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Where were Tanya and Shorten on that referral vote?!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:34

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