Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Where were Tanya and Shorten on that referral vote?!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:35

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 14:59

Box of Bunnies: Apr 3, 2012; by Pragmatica

Lid posted:

It is also that according to Newspolls she's the most popular leader behind only the guy they are knoifing. She's presentable to a bulk of Howard Battlers which is more than can be said about Dutton whose only presenting is his head resembling a foetus crowning.

Yeah, but she's also a w-w-w-w-w-w-woman

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:36

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Raged posted:

Pretty sure labour would be running ads 24/7 featuring people affected by asbestos

Oh 100% certainly.

No matter what the Libs are unlikely to win, but I honestly think they would stand the best chance with Bishop.

It's a hilarious scenario that could see us right back here. The party puts Bishop in with the plan of replacing her post-election, but she someone manages to win it. After a couple of years the right of the party again agitates for change.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:36

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

Chaos reigns

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:36

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032426038490411008

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:37

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Spudd posted:

Pretty sure I eat sausage sizzle sammo's the weirdest in this country, bite both ends of the sausage off so there's no over hang than bite the excess bread off then eat the rest.

you�re getting sent to Manus for this

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:38

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Ms Othelioma won't go for leader. She's too clever by half to suck down that poison chalice.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:39

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Sky news saying Turnbull will stand aside and SCOMO will oppose dutton in a spill.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:39

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

oh great so we get our choice of potato sociopath or scomo sociopath

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:39

Les Affaires: Nov 15, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032426038490411008

haha

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:39

I, Butthole: Jun 30, 2007; Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032426038490411008

tonight, on Head of Torture Island Deathmatch,

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:39

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

PM Dutton or Morrison. I honestly don't know which one is worse.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:40

Gentleman Baller: Oct 13, 2013

AusPol September 2018 - 2030, In the Hell of the Potato King

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:40

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

It's a sad day when you're wanting ScMo to win :smith:

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:40

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:41

Mattjpwns: Dec 14, 2006; In joyful strains then let us sing
ADVANCE AUSTRALIA FUCKED

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:42

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

I hope Dutton wins, so he can get 44'd and lose it for maximum chaos.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:42

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Scomo was the only one switched on enough to realise there was a Boom Mic in the room. That sort of awareness is scary

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Between the two of them their popularity is 10% total.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:43

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

I'm fairly sure according to the constitution we don't actually have to have a Prime Minister.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I'm fairly sure Prime Minister Dutton would enforce section 25.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:44

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Senor Tron posted:

I've been saying it for ages. She doesn't have the support of the right of the party but if they see the election as a lost cause and just want to try and stem the losses as much as possible then Bishop could seem like a good temporary choice. Assuming she takes it on (as she might see it as the last chance to do so) then a Lib election win isn't entirely impossible because the media will puff her up as the nice face of the party.

The hard right are in a permanent state of irrational tantrum. They are incapable of thinking ahead more than a week.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:44

Goodpart: Jan 9, 2004; quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip

Quick reminder that Alan Jones is arguably still alive:

https://twitter.com/DavidWoiwod/status/1032422419997184002

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:45

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Jesus loving Christ, all hail prime minister... who?

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:45

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:46

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

Goodpart posted:

Quick reminder that Alan Jones is arguably still alive:

https://twitter.com/DavidWoiwod/status/1032422419997184002

Did he just say what I thought I heard him say?

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:47

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

I think ScoMos got it. He is smarter than Dutton

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:47

CrazyTolradi: Oct 2, 2011; It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

ScoMo is the worst outcome of the two, he's by far more popular with the voting public and doesn't have the question of eligibility sitting over his head.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:47

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

https://twitter.com/CroweDM/status/1032427061003018240

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON? gently caress me just call a snap election, dissolve both houses of Parliament and get poo poo sorted.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:47

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I will enjoy watching Abbott vote for Dutton as Dutton loses two leadership challenges in two days.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:48

MiniSune: Sep 16, 2003; Smart like Dodo!

Spudd posted:

Did he just say what I thought I heard him say?

Indeed you did.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:49

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Spudd posted:

Jesus loving Christ, all hail prime minister... who?

Shorten

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:49

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:49

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The Dill has Eyes

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:50

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

Lid posted:

I will enjoy watching Abbott vote for Dutton as Dutton loses two leadership challenges in two days.

Just keep calling for new votes until the right person is selected.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:50

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

BAH GAWD!!! SCOMO IS CASHING IN MONEY IN THE BANK!!!

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:51

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Patricia Karvelas confirmed as Prime MILF

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:51

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Reminder that ScoMo was the rights Golden child before Dutton. He's a poison pill being handed a poison chalice.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:52

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Alan Jones just described Scott Morrison as the "friend of the family in the wood pile", live on the radio. What a time to be alive.

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:53

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 14:59

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

Spudd posted:

Did he just say what I thought I heard him say?

Yes and he will not apologise to people for using perfectly innocent expressions

# ? Aug 23, 2018 01:53

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