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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Oh I actually did advise him to tell the agency first. I spent an entire day telling him. He kept insisting it's not a conflict. It’s called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal. You dont have a fan. But if you say bad things about somebody, if you make up stories. They make up things and now they go from no fan to having a fan and they are a national hero.
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Soothing Vapors posted:It’s called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal. You dont have a fan. But if you say bad things about somebody, if you make up stories. what
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blarzgh posted:what The president talking about Michael Cohen.
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Fans in Texas have max value from March to November.
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Alexeythegreat posted:GDPR sucks and one of the tertiary reasons I left work was that I knew that I'd be the one to have to draft data protection documents for whenever we advise someone from the EU, which was like 3/4 of our work This poo poo is loving ridiculous, I have to make a mile wide paper trail of information security compliance even though I by criminal law and attourney ethics am obligated to never give out any loving information at all as a basic function of my work. Oh I have to pinkie swear I won't sell my client's tax return to google on this here 45 page disclaimer? Well good, that certainly stops me from doing something that I'd be in prison for a year over. The absolute idiocy and draconic loving bullshit way this is implemented is mind-boggling. Particularly since at the same time, money laundering laws just tightened up and I'm not only now legally required to retain incredible amounts of personal and financial information for ages and give them up to the government at the drop of a hat but also at the same time I'm completely disallowed to do those things and obligated to delete this information upon request. It's just all around. Also blarzgh posted:HDD Did Nothing Wrong
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Fans in Texas have max value from March to November. Especially central/SE texas where you get gulf humidity to boot. At least over in west texas we could use swamp coolers and such and just had to fight with dry heat. You're closer to where I am weather wise out here in North Florida than you are where I grew up. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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blarzgh posted:what quote:"It's called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal," Trump said in the interview, adding he's witnessed similar scenarios over his decades in public life. "I know all about flipping, 30, 40 years I have been watching flippers. Everything is wonderful and then they get 10 years in jail and they flip on whoever the next highest one is or as high as you can go." Soothing Vapors fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Oh I actually did advise him to tell the agency first. I spent an entire day telling him. He kept insisting it's not a conflict. Get him to sign it “your number one fan.”
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Hot drat!
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# ? Aug 23, 2018 14:51 |
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Today is the day where I walk in and officially quit big law and put in my two weeks. 3 years and 51 weeks. It is finally over. Going to be a partner track associate at a small firm that has a niche government/regulatory practice, spend evenings with my 4 week old baby and take him on trips where his dad will be present and not working (something his mother never got the benefit of since our honeymoon). Praise Allah. Post the emails Throatwarbler and I'll put you in touch with the lateral team at my big law firm. We don't have a Dubai office, so having live in slaves may not be a career growth possibility (however we do have offices in the American South and after another 4 years of Trump, sky is the limit for what we can do!)
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Congrats on your freedom! Though one wonders why you would choose now to spend more time at home with a four week old.
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Popero posted:Congrats on your freedom! Though one wonders why you would choose now to spend more time at home with a four week old. I put in my two weeks so will have a total of 6 at home. I told the new firm I would take the paternity leave from the new place and then start. It maxes at 6.
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Does anyone have suggestions for practice management for small/medium size firms. We're going to be using Clio for billing. Should we try to use Clio for everything, including using the Clio document management software, or does it make sense to use something like Box so that it plays nicely with Office? Or just use Office 365? Someone suggested using Google Docs for document management but I'm concerned that will be a disaster. We're going to be having multiple offices and remote workers. I'm trying not to get too involved but I don't want to be stuck using a terrible system.
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GET MONEY posted:If it's not litigation, what's the best practice area to be a (rich) magic bullet lawyer? I’m still not convinced you’re not a troll, but “magic bullet lawyer” was neither complimentary nor a practice recommendation.
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Can anyone recommend a primer for CFTC regulatory issues for futures trading funds? Just looking to get a lay of the land on stuff like required filings so I know what areas to dig into more. Totally OK with a textbook even.
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yronic heroism posted:Get him to sign it your number one fan. Kicking myself for missing this one. Nice piece of fish posted:This poo poo is loving ridiculous, I have to make a mile wide paper trail of information security compliance even though I by criminal law and attourney ethics am obligated to never give out any loving information at all as a basic function of my work. Oh I have to pinkie swear I won't sell my client's tax return to google on this here 45 page disclaimer? Well good, that certainly stops me from doing something that I'd be in prison for a year over. fwiw my read on GDPR is it's mostly a problem of being absurdly vague, as a necessary function of EU passage. Like with HIPAA (more so than HIPAA), internal compliance/rear end-covering policies are bonkers, but are erroneously attributed directly to the law.
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LeschNyhan posted:I’m still not convinced you’re not a troll, but “magic bullet lawyer” was neither complimentary nor a practice recommendation. Yes, I recognized that, but the “magic bullet” approach is appealing and it’s not clear whether it would fail in areas other than niche litigation. For example, from what I’ve heard, tax practice can be somewhat magic bullet-y. I’d like to know if there is anything else?
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GET MONEY posted:Yes, I recognized that, but the “magic bullet” approach is appealing and it’s not clear whether it would fail in areas other than niche litigation. For example, from what I’ve heard, tax practice can be somewhat magic bullet-y. I’d like to know if there is anything else? The only "magic bullet" approach that works is firing all the bullets.
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GET MONEY posted:Yes, I recognized that, but the “magic bullet” approach is appealing and it’s not clear whether it would fail in areas other than niche litigation. For example, from what I’ve heard, tax practice can be somewhat magic bullet-y. I’d like to know if there is anything else? For an alleged smart person you're pretty dull
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GET MONEY posted:Yes, I recognized that, but the “magic bullet” approach is appealing and it’s not clear whether it would fail in areas other than niche litigation. For example, from what I’ve heard, tax practice can be somewhat magic bullet-y. I’d like to know if there is anything else? Lol appealing. Throatwarbler and GET MONEY jumping the shark the same week. Don’t assume there are firm Answers in tax law just bc it’s numbers and math.
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Mr Gentleman posted:Can anyone recommend a primer for CFTC regulatory issues for futures trading funds? Just looking to get a lay of the land on stuff like required filings so I know what areas to dig into more. Totally OK with a textbook even.
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GET MONEY posted:Yes, I recognized that, but the “magic bullet” approach is appealing and it’s not clear whether it would fail in areas other than niche litigation. For example, from what I’ve heard, tax practice can be somewhat magic bullet-y. I’d like to know if there is anything else? The only magic bullet is having a parent with their name on the letter head.
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Discendo Vox posted:
You're not wrong. Lacking any kind of case law or other means of narrowing the understanding down, it turns into an excercise of trying to hedge against EVERYTHING in the loving world, because the language is quite vague and the punishments draconian.
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Yuns posted:Any more specifics on what you need to know? You just asked for a primer covering all aspects of CFTC futures regulation which is not something you just get to speed with quickly. Yeah, I thought I might have worded that poorly. Also not something I’m looking to cram. Right now I’m interested in required quarterly/annual/whatever filings. Here’s a book that’s come up in my searches: https://www.theifm.org/books/guide-to-us-futures-regulation
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GET MONEY posted:Yes, I recognized that, but the “magic bullet” approach is appealing and it’s not clear whether it would fail in areas other than niche litigation. For example, from what I’ve heard, tax practice can be somewhat magic bullet-y. I’d like to know if there is anything else? Just do corporate law, where everything can be handwaved with the magic phrase "material adverse effect."
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^^ yeah see fighting over clever carve outs, that’s the stuff that gets my engine revvingPhil Moscowitz posted:For an alleged smart person you're pretty dull Sounds like I’m built for law school then Look Sir Droids posted:Lol appealing. Throatwarbler and GET MONEY jumping the shark the same week. I get it, nothing is guaranteed because humans are crazy and nothing matters, but some specializations must lend themselves more to “case-solving” than others. GET MONEY fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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Nice piece of fish posted:You're not wrong. Lacking any kind of case law or other means of narrowing the understanding down, it turns into an excercise of trying to hedge against EVERYTHING in the loving world, because the language is quite vague and the punishments draconian. I love this because it puts the onus of negotiating the ontological space onto individual adherents, and, indirectly, makes the ethical question the basis of their internal deliberations.
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Mr Gentleman posted:Yeah, I thought I might have worded that poorly. Also not something I’m looking to cram. Right now I’m interested in required quarterly/annual/whatever filings. Here’s a book that’s come up in my searches: https://www.theifm.org/books/guide-to-us-futures-regulation Yuns fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Aug 23, 2018 |
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Yuns posted:That guide would be ok. So I assume the market participant you are representing is not regulated (e.g. not a CPO) and not an NFA member but is an exchange participant? Not actually repping anyone in connection with this (hence no concrete scenario and no time pressure)—if you can believe it, this is more for my own curiosity. I don’t have a legal background in this and I’m interested in reading up on what the regulatory landscape looks like at a more nitty gritty level than Wikipedia. Am not sure of the best way to approach it, so am all ears.
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Discendo Vox posted:I love this because it puts the onus of negotiating the ontological space onto individual adherents, and, indirectly, makes the ethical question the basis of their internal deliberations. This patent law stuff is always so incomprehensible
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GET MONEY posted:^^ yeah see fighting over clever carve outs, that’s the stuff that gets my engine revving What if I told you MAE is not clever in any way and a lot of the time is misused to cover up poor drafting skills.
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Mr Gentleman posted:Not actually repping anyone in connection with this (hence no concrete scenario and no time pressure)—if you can believe it, this is more for my own curiosity. I don’t have a legal background in this and I’m interested in reading up on what the regulatory landscape looks like at a more nitty gritty level than Wikipedia. Am not sure of the best way to approach it, so am all ears.
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Discendo Vox posted:I love this because it puts the onus of negotiating the ontological space onto individual adherents, and, indirectly, makes the ethical question the basis of their internal deliberations. same, same
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Yuns posted:I'll come back to you with some recommendations. Do you already have familiarity with the financial products in general from a business perspective? For example, do you already understand the difference between a future and forward so that I don't recommend anything too basic? Yes, I’m familiar. Thanks a ton!
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Phil Moscowitz posted:This patent law stuff is always so incomprehensible No no, it's very comprehensive Soothing Vapors posted:same, same But different?
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Just gonna drop this baby off here: "It's called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal," Trump said in the interview, adding he's witnessed similar scenarios over his decades in public life. "I know all about flipping, 30, 40 years I have been watching flippers. Everything is wonderful and then they get 10 years in jail and they flip on whoever the next highest one is or as high as you can go." Suspects cooperating with prosecutors in exchange for a reduced sentence is a central feature of the criminal justice system, but Trump has long valued loyalty over legal precedent or practice.
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Soothing Vapors posted:It’s called flipping and it almost ought to be illegal. You dont have a fan. But if you say bad things about somebody, if you make up stories.
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Dammit
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gotta get up preeeetty early in the AM to out-shitpost ol' VaporsNice piece of fish posted:But different?
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Its called shitposting without reading the thread and it almost ought to be illegal
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