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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

FizFashizzle posted:

Or just do jumping barbell squats.

So much nfl power training is poo poo soviet lifters were doing in the seventies.

Including the roids?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Gatts posted:

Including the roids?

Well yeah.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

No Butt Stuff posted:

oh look who's drinking at 9 am.

Sounds like he accidentally swallowed the girl's drink

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich
Look some NFL Network and ice cold beers at 8 o clock in my underwear on the couch isn’t that bad:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

A Man and his Hog posted:

I HAVE TO WORK TODAY!

A Man and his Hog posted:

Look some NFL Network and ice cold beers at 8 o clock in my underwear on the couch isn’t that bad:

:thunk: Which one is it?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

CyberPingu posted:

:thunk: Which one is it?
Please stop quoting that piece of poo poo.

A Man and his Hog
Jun 26, 2018

by R. Guyovich

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Please stop quoting that piece of poo poo.

A Jacksonville fan who still isn’t happy after getting to the AFC Championship game.

So sad.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





This guy sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
I didn't realize King Hippo got into football after boxing

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

This guy sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.


oh my god he isn't fat it's just one big muscle, he's the ultimate lineman :aaaaa:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

A Man and his Hog posted:

Look some NFL Network and ice cold beers at 8 o clock in my underwear on the couch isn’t that bad:



I've done this before. I mean, its always been after working an over night shift in the ER or trauma center, but I have indeed enjoyed a beer at 8 a.m. while watching TV.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


There's unsourced rumors that the Raiders put Mack on the trade block. Waiting for someone more reputable to confirm

edit: new rumors, I mean

SKULL.GIF fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Aug 23, 2018

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

cavallingus posted:

what the gently caress does that even mean

it's an incredibly strained metaphor for leadership

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1032680083302100994

That 4 week trade condition.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
https://twitter.com/Andy_Benoit/status/1032665770537279488

:thunk:

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

AndyReid.txt

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

jesus loving christ you'd think people would learn. THIS IS THE MAN'S JOB

Vengarr posted:

AndyBenoit.txt

ftfy

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Am I missing some context here or is he basically saying "teams are better when they win compared to when they lose"

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
no you've got it

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Vengarr posted:

AndyReid.txt

It's not Andy Reid being bad or whatever, it's the fact that teams that are up ahead tend to run the ball more (which is actually something Reid needs to do even more of)

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Phyein posted:

Am I missing some context here or is he basically saying "teams are better when they win compared to when they lose"

Yeah, all that means is... teams run the ball more when leading.

Though you know what's even better when you're ahead?

Throwing more.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Kalli posted:

Yeah, all that means is... teams run the ball more when leading.

Though you know what's even better when you're ahead?

Throwing more.

Which is such an obvious conclusion to take from that statistic that it's seriously amazing people who do this for a living keep saying this exact thing. I mean we all know Andy Benoit is a dumb oval office but have some professional pride, man!

I'm starting to think that sports reporters actually know very little about football. Weird huh

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

SHOAH NUFF posted:

It's not Andy Reid being bad or whatever, it's the fact that teams that are up ahead tend to run the ball more (which is actually something Reid needs to do even more of)

No, it's also that Reid doesn't call enough runs. FO did a fairly comprehensive breakdown of this years and years ago, back when he was with the Eagles. When he called more runs when the game was still undecided, the team won more.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Vengarr posted:

No, it's also that Reid doesn't call enough runs. FO did a fairly comprehensive breakdown of this years and years ago, back when he was with the Eagles. When he called more runs when the game was still undecided, the team won more.

Yeah, that’s why my post had the last part in it, in parentheses

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Vengarr posted:

No, it's also that Reid doesn't call enough runs. FO did a fairly comprehensive breakdown of this years and years ago, back when he was with the Eagles. When he called more runs when the game was still undecided, the team won more.

This doesn't change the fact that just tweeting that statistic and drawing that conclusion from it is extremely dumb.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Seriously how does Andy Benoit have a job

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

This guy sounds like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.



How the gently caress is this guy even alive?

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
His belly is a war drum, inspiring all around him.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
He must take the loudest, smelliest shits

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
That belly move when he says hut is truly something else

schmug
May 20, 2007

Leon Einstein posted:

How the gently caress is this guy even alive?

I really want to see the lead up to this.



That's him getting out of his Maserati, allegedly. Holy moly.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
https://twitter.com/athletetweetts/status/1031994521998041089?s=21

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Trades are fun, hopefully we get more.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1032711574237130752

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
"Doesn't love football enough" Makes so much sense Gruden would cut a guy like that.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1032727302747107335

wandler20 fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Aug 23, 2018

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
His language in that tweet hurts my brain. Why’d he put “never” there

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

wandler20 posted:

"Doesn't love football enough" Makes so much sense Gruden would cut a guy like that.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1032727302747107335

That was in his draft profile as well

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Blitz7x posted:

That was in his draft profile as well
Eh. Seems like bullshit coachspeak. Everything I've reason on him pre-draft was that he's a freak that would likely get overdrafted by teams thinking he'd be Kam Chancellor.

Diva Cupcake fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Aug 23, 2018

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
"You don't love football enough. You're our slave, we treat you like poo poo, pay you money, you get the thot bitches, you destroy your mind and body for the glory and our entertainment, you can't do something we don't like, Darkie...what's wrong with you? This is an awesome sport and someone's hungrier out there to Mandingo for us. Cut."

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Today is the preseason super bowl. Can the Browns beat the defending super bowl champs in a meaningless game? The answer is yes!

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Gatts posted:

"You don't love football enough. You're our slave, we treat you like poo poo, pay you money, you get the thot bitches, you destroy your mind and body for the glory and our entertainment, you can't do something we don't like, Darkie...what's wrong with you? This is an awesome sport and someone's hungrier out there to Mandingo for us. Cut."

:captainpop:

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