Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Anidav posted:

I am EXTREMELY happy that it's not Bishop

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:55

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 17:54

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

aejix posted:

Haaaaaahahahahah best possible outcome imo, assuming you want the LNP to completely pigfuck itself into oblivion

SO GOOD

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Personally I can't wait to hear the measured views of Alan Jones and Andrew Bolt for their choice being a loser.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:55

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Gridlocked posted:

Abbot must be suicidal

We could only hope.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:55

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

Tune into sky news for suicides being livestreamed

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:56

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Breetai posted:

Just to get it straight, this is because it's not going to appease the right wing like Dutton would and won't be popular with the voters like Julie? Or is there more to it?

It's exactly this (hopefully).

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:56

The Peccadillo: Mar 4, 2013; We Have Important Work To Do

gently caress me dead

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:56

Gentleman Baller: Oct 13, 2013

Breetai posted:

Just to get it straight, this is because it's not going to appease the right wing like Dutton would and won't be popular with the voters like Julie? Or is there more to it?

Scott Morrison has been shifted from cursed ministry to cursed ministry. There are some very obvious lines of attacks to use against him, however Prime Minister Scott Morrison has played it very well and has come through the other side with a lot less flak than, say, Joe Hockey did. He's a smart man and Labour might not have as easy a time as they would have with Dutton.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:56

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

Predictions on time until another :auspol:

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:56

Pudding Space: Mar 19, 2014

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:56

Spudd: Nov 27, 2007; Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

im crying from laughter how do you gently caress up this badly

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:57

Sparticle: Oct 7, 2012

drunkill posted:

Tune into sky news

No.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:57

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032822849403142144

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:57

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Greg Hunt about to be a loser three times in a week

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:57

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/samanthamaiden/status/1032788247779241984

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:57

King Pawn: Apr 24, 2010

drunkill posted:

Tune into sky news for suicides being livestreamed

Crying over spilled Malc

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:57

drunkill: Sep 25, 2007; me @ ur posting; Fallen Rib

ewe2 posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032822849403142144

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:58

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

them picking scomo is the best loving option of the lot to ensure this gets worse

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:58

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

King Pawn posted:

Crying over spilled Malc

Quality joke

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

Gentleman Baller: Oct 13, 2013

ewe2 posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032822849403142144

Holy poo poo.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

King Pawn posted:

Crying over spilled Malc

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

Paingod556: Nov 8, 2011; Not a problem, sir

So is Trumbles still quitting?

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

Reclines Obesily: Jul 24, 2000; Hey Moona!; Slippery Tilde

Gentleman Baller posted:

Scott Morrison has been shifted from cursed ministry to cursed ministry. There are some very obvious lines of attacks to use against him, however Prime Minister Scott Morrison has played it very well and has come through the other side with a lot less flak than, say, Joe Hockey did. He's a smart man and Labour might not have as easy a time as they would have with Dutton.

tag team by the far right, greens and shorten. hes hosed

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Freydenberg deputy.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

hambeet posted:

them picking scomo is the best loving option of the lot to ensure this gets worse

Yep. He has 40 MPs who don't want him as leader. The conservatives won't be happy until one of their own is leader again.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 03:59

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

Paingod556 posted:

So is Trumbles still quitting?

Doubt it.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:00

Brown Paper Bag: Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032822849403142144?s=21

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:00

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Paingod556 posted:

So is Trumbles still quitting?

I think he's less likely to try and burn the whole thing down than if Dutton won.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:00

Gentleman Baller: Oct 13, 2013

Everyone before you start celebrating Scott Morrison please remember, he is the genius behind the political strategy, Unbelievabill.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:00

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

ewe2 posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032822849403142144

lol brilliant. Just keep on infighting you fucks

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:00

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

FRYDENBURG DEPUTY HAHAHAHAHAHAH

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:01

evilbastard: Mar 6, 2003; Hair Elf

Congratulations Prime Minister D�nitz.

We just have one job for you to do. This is the phone number of the Governor General....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHnyQXyuTGY

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:01

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Gentleman Baller posted:

Everyone before you start celebrating Scott Morrison please remember, he is the genius behind the political strategy, Unbelievabill.

Also the "Where the Bloody Hell Are You?" tourism campaign.

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:01

kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

ewe2 posted:

https://twitter.com/workmanalice/status/1032822849403142144

oh gently caress yes keep going

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:01

Amethyst: Mar 28, 2004; I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

What the hell was the point of going with Morrison over Bishop?

# ? Aug 24, 2018 04:02

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.