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Ouhei posted:Maybe I'm misreading it, but it also sounds a lot like his ex was manipulated into this by a seriously bad therapist and is genuine in her regret. Not that it makes it fine, just the update makes his ex seem naive and maybe dumb more than some weirdo that wants to be able to sleep around while not permitting her husband to do the same. for sure, but it's better to find out your spouse is easily manipulated by a third party into weird sex ideas before you marry them Mr. Fall Down Terror fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Aug 24, 2018 |
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Chaosfirev posted:We should get back on topic, I recently got my first girlfriend and these stories have been extremely valuable learning tools. You read this thread and chose to be in a relationship?
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:28 |
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Hello Ketene posted:[UPDATE] Fiance wanted an open marriage, so I called off the wedding. People are asking questions. Should I let them know why? That's if he actually wants to be rid of her though, which he obviously doesn't because he keeps letting himself get set up for these ridiculous intervention-style guilt trips.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:30 |
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Ouhei posted:The more I read this the more I start to kind of dislike the op in that situation. I dunno if it's just his writing, but it all feels so...clinical? yeah i mean he should leave her for good and all but "the only journal i read are those of dead poets " is just fuccboi poo poo
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:31 |
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I dunno how the weird take on my posts has now progressed from that I hate vegetarians to that I hate vegetables but I fully accept that my role in this derail was to be a proxy avatar for everyone that has ever slighted or annoyed Luxury Handset, this is simply my lot in lifeAdmiral Ray posted:Ah, yeah, that sounds great, definitely wanna marry someone incapable of all that poo poo. Yes. Shovel all the responsibility away. Fan-loving-tastic. That part was 100% a desperation move on her part, I doubt she really "meant" it and it would have been a terrible idea for both of them if he accepted
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Hello Ketene posted:[UPDATE] Fiance wanted an open marriage, so I called off the wedding. People are asking questions. Should I let them know why? Everyone in this story is a dramatic, self-important whiner with too much free time and I hate them all. Just loving return the journal and stop having big meetings about your relationship with your entire family. This reads like Jane Austen or one of those dead English writers girls go crazy for because everyone is pining and whining all the time.
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cumshitter posted:stop having big meetings about your relationship with your entire family. this is exactly how a bunch of upper middle class wasps would deal with the implosion of a upcoming wedding after it is mostly settled if it's fake it is spot on
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Hello Ketene posted:[UPDATE] Fiance wanted an open marriage, so I called off the wedding. People are asking questions. Should I let them know why? Called this fake when the first part was posted, but if it isn't, this guy definitely doesn't sound too upset about a 9 year long relationship going down the drain.
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I hadn't even thought about OP's writing style because the subject matter was that buckwild but yeah he does come off as a pretentious douche but at least he's not a doormat
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luxury handset posted:this is exactly how a bunch of upper middle class wasps would deal with the implosion of a upcoming wedding after it is mostly settled Yeah I was gonna say, given the amount of information they have about the situation (basically just "ok no wedding now, OP never talking to fiancee again") it's a very believable reaction on their part but it sounds p excruciating for OP to sit through
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Should I [21F] reconnect with my childhood best friend [21M] in prison?quote:This one's a doozy..
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:42 |
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Ouhei posted:The more I read this the more I start to kind of dislike the op in that situation. I dunno if it's just his writing, but it all feels so...clinical? She probably is dumb and naive but oh well, what're you gonna do, she already hosed the relationship up irreparably
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ravenkult posted:Called this fake when the first part was posted, but if it isn't, this guy definitely doesn't sound too upset about a 9 year long relationship going down the drain. [dailup modem noises]
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:44 |
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tactlessbastard posted:You read this thread and chose to be in a relationship? I try to keep my personal life and shitposting seperate.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:46 |
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luxury handset posted:this is exactly how a bunch of upper middle class wasps would deal with the implosion of a upcoming wedding after it is mostly settled I misread this at first and pictured a bunch of well to do wasps hanging out around their nest working out relationship problems.
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I like the parts where he talks about how hot the ex is and how much he wants to bang her, even if he hates her and her entire family. Sounds like a keeper.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:49 |
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I think it's more that he couldn't wait to get all these sick burns on her and her family that makes it seem a little fictitious.
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Ouhei posted:The more I read this the more I start to kind of dislike the op in that situation. I dunno if it's just his writing, but it all feels so...clinical? OP is prolly writing like that because he disassociates from any emotional duress and tricks himself into thinking he's being super rational and smart while rampaging around like a gelded bull. Also, prediction based on this: quote:I don't think I will meet them next Friday. He's gonna go back.
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Leon Einstein posted:I think it's more that he couldn't wait to get all these sick burns on her and her family that makes it seem a little fictitious. Lol I checked out the reddit comments and even they're calling it fake
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Xenocides posted:I misread this at first and pictured a bunch of well to do wasps hanging out around their nest working out relationship problems. wasps never have these problems.
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Pick posted:wasps never have these problems. Ducks do, though.
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Admiral Ray posted:Ducks do, though. poo poo you beat me to it
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Based on how involved the families are, it reads like the OP's family are a bunch of peanut butter magnates and his fiance's family runs a jelly empire and this marriage absolutely must happen for business reasons. That, and the giant backyard of intrigue with multiple plot exposition benches that are easily obscured from each other. Upper Crustless: a new hit drama available to all Amazon Prime subscribers this Fall.
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Pick posted:wasps never have these problems. I would watch a show about wasp courtship issues. Admiral Ray posted:Ducks do, though. And the forbidden love one of them has for a duck. She has a beak, he has a stinger, can love bridge the divide? No Xenocides fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Aug 24, 2018 |
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Yawgmoth posted:beep boop op has not shown the required minimum emotion units via text about the relationship ergo story = FALSE I buy it because it's dumb enough that if it's fake, he's earned my credulity, but he does have this weirdly detached writing style that's almost like someone writing a book. I'm willing to chalk that up to him going over the story a billion times in his own head, though.
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cumshitter posted:Based on how involved the families are, it reads like the OP's family are a bunch of peanut butter magnates and his fiance's family runs a jelly empire and this marriage absolutely must happen for business reasons. That, and the giant backyard of intrigue with multiple plot exposition benches that are easily obscured from each other. rich white people are all about suffering in silence in loveless marriages rather than facing the shame of having your sex problems go public
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:55 |
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Yeah I was a little on the fence about the original but the update is too seamless. He's practically begging redditors to demand excerpts from the diary. Oh well still a fun read.
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cumshitter posted:Based on how involved the families are, it reads like the OP's family are a bunch of peanut butter magnates and his fiance's family runs a jelly empire and this marriage absolutely must happen for business reasons. That, and the giant backyard of intrigue with multiple plot exposition benches that are easily obscured from each other.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:58 |
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It's all too perfect, he just happens to be paranoid enough to record the conversation at the therapist's office, she proposes an obviously insane idea and he just nopes out of there super dramatically, owning the dumb woman. It's tailor made for Reddit.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 21:59 |
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WampaLord posted:It's all too perfect, he just happens to be paranoid enough to record the conversation at the therapist's office, she proposes an obviously insane idea and he just nopes out of there super dramatically, owning the dumb woman. I once heard about a guy physically incapable of holding farts in. Anything is possible!
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Batterypowered7 posted:I once heard about a guy physically incapable of holding farts in. Anything is possible! What?
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Chaosfirev posted:What? WampaLord was saying the story has too many elements that make it seem like it was written specifically for Reddit. I was jokingly referencing something about farts from much earlier in the thread as "proof" that if that story was true, then anything could be. E: It was WampaLord. WampaLord was the one that couldn't hold in the farts. Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 22:20 on Aug 24, 2018 |
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That's not exactly how it went down, but if that's my legacy from this thread, so be it. I do apologize for claiming the post was fake, as it doesn't really add anything to the discussion and it's more fun if we assume everything is real anyway.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:25 |
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Congrats on convicting Andy Dufresne, goons.
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Barudak posted:Congrats on convicting Andy Dufresne, goons.
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:34 |
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sorry they made a horseshit movie about his delusional power fantasies but he was guilty as hell
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:34 |
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Haifisch posted:Should I [21F] reconnect with my childhood best friend [21M] in prison? Looks like someone ran out of money for the commissary.
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Haifisch posted:Should I [21F] reconnect with my childhood best friend [21M] in prison? You avoided getting murdered by two different crazy people because you werent in their orbit of awareness and your question is “how do i make myself more visible to confirmed violent murderers”
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# ? Aug 24, 2018 22:56 |
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Guys I saw a bear cub in the woods once, how much honey and raw salmon is appropriate to slather on myself before wandering into random caves while hiking?
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I was hoping we'd get an update on the guy with the therapist and his *misunderstood* wife. I like how she's the victim even though she constantly lures him into places where parties unconcerned are there to ambush him. Oh, no, dude. She's not "manipulative"! That would be a terrible thing to say about the future mother of your equally stupid children! And lol @ "our parents". I'm not :mra: enough to even use the expression really, but if cuck is a thing, this guy is it. She cheated on him, she lied to him, now she's dragging everyone into it because that's the way she best knows to tilt the field to her favor. Someone else's parents have zero loving say over who you marry, dude. If this guy's for real, he's living in the loving Victorian era, at best. Parents tell you to "work it out"? "gently caress you, old man." Gah.
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