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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
David Mitchell as Leto.

David Mitchell as Leto II.

David Mitchell as Paul.

David Mitchell as the Baron.

David Mitchell as Jessica.

David Mitchell as...well everybody.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I'm kinda afraid to read the sequels to Dune with having been burnt on this stuff before.

For some reason I think I enjoyed the Jessica part of the book more than Paul.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm kinda afraid to read the sequels to Dune with having been burnt on this stuff before.

For some reason I think I enjoyed the Jessica part of the book more than Paul.

2 and 4 are as good as one. 3's fine. 5 and 6 are horny old man sci-fi and can be skipped. after that there be dragons, do not venture.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

ToxicSlurpee posted:

David Mitchell as Leto.

David Mitchell as Leto II.

David Mitchell as Paul.

David Mitchell as the Baron.

David Mitchell as Jessica.

David Mitchell as...well everybody.

Webb as Shani

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Murray Mantoinette posted:

Brendan Gleeson as Vladdy H

Domnhall Gleeson as Rabban if he can gain like 50 lbs

They will need lip injections

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Testikles posted:

They will need lip injections

Bogdanoff twins as guild navigators

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Jason Isaacs as Gurney. I feel strongly about this.

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

Arrhythmia posted:

2 and 4 are as good as one. 3's fine. 5 and 6 are horny old man sci-fi and can be skipped. after that there be dragons, do not venture.

This, but it's important to note that 2+3 are a package deal. They're basically the same story and it would be weird as gently caress to finish 2 and not read 3. 3 is fine except for the loving attack-tiger scheme.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Duncan


Mads Mikkelsen as Leto


Jake Gyllenhaal as Jamis


Olga Kurylenko as Chani






Would You Like To Know More?

I'd go with Mads as Piter, personally.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Shaddak posted:

I'd go with Mads as Piter, personally.

I was gonna say that!!!! but then I thought he might be wasted on such a bit part.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Liquid Dinosaur posted:

This, but it's important to note that 2+3 are a package deal. They're basically the same story and it would be weird as gently caress to finish 2 and not read 3. 3 is fine except for the loving attack-tiger scheme.

I don't think 2 and 3 are a package deal at all.

2 is a perfect coda to paul and jessica's story and 3 is a bunch of mumbo jumbo with a fresh set of garbage characters. The first two books are very character focused and the rest of them are almost single minded about exploring ideas over relationships, which only seems to work with God Emperor in my own humble.


Anyone on the fence should read Dune: Messiah, it's a moving book.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

It's almost like opinions can vary, and you should just read them and form your own, rather than being enslaved to the internet's conventional wisdom.

Like, despite the consensus (and the fact they're indeed objectively pulp trash) I still enjoyed the Butlerian Jihad books.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

It's almost like opinions can vary, and you should just read them and form your own, rather than being enslaved to the internet's conventional wisdom.

Like, despite the consensus (and the fact they're indeed objectively pulp trash) I still enjoyed the Butlerian Jihad books.

HEY MAN, gently caress YOU!!!


(I like the attack tiger scene and I don't know why people are so down on it :( )

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Jason Isaacs as Gurney. I feel strongly about this.

gently caress yes. Doing his Zhukov from Death Of Stalin.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



turn left hillary!! noo posted:

It's almost like opinions can vary, and you should just read them and form your own, rather than being enslaved to the internet's conventional wisdom.

Like, despite the consensus (and the fact they're indeed objectively pulp trash) I still enjoyed the Butlerian Jihad books.

No...actually, ...

Arrhythmia posted:

2 and 4 are as good as one. 3's fine. 5 and 6 are horny old man sci-fi and can be skipped. after that there be dragons, do not venture.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
3 > 2 fight me

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
The Butlerian Jihad books are bad star wars zeu novels with hyperspace replaced with "foldspace". Calling them pulp is also factually wrong as they contain don't even reach those low standards and have very few of the elements associated with pulp.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




We just fought but using mind bullets and I made your brain explode which is why you can't remember. Sorry, maybe you'll pick a better fight next time.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

all the books are required reading or your water will be cast upon the sands

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



"let our juices mingle"

- beanpolepeckerwood, after reading dune two decades ago

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Improbable Lobster posted:

The Butlerian Jihad books are bad star wars zeu novels with hyperspace replaced with "foldspace". Calling them pulp is also factually wrong as they contain don't even reach those low standards and have very few of the elements associated with pulp.

Well whatever the term is for cheap, poorly written, but entertaining, trash. Maybe a better analogy would be that KJA is the Rob Liefeld of the written word - all of the parts are there, and in isolation some parts show that he has some skill and he has the general idea, but some parts are just off and he can't pull it together convincingly.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Well whatever the term is for cheap, poorly written, but entertaining, trash. Maybe a better analogy would be that KJA is the Rob Liefeld of the written word - all of the parts are there, and in isolation some parts show that he has some skill and he has the general idea, but some parts are just off and he can't pull it together convincingly.

It's not entertaining. While I'm glad that you can squeeze some enjoyment blood out of those poo poo stones, they're terrible books by every metric and you should be jihaded for enjoying them

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

So be it. But my point is that, even if everyone tells you something is bad, and even if they're right, don't let that alone stop you. I wouldn't have paid full price for them, but I saw them at a thrift shop and I was like, it's worth 75 cents to find out for myself, because the subject and universe intrigues me. They were certainly worth that, and I will add that even though I say straight up they're bad, they're not as bad as their online reputation.

It even led me to KJA's Saga of Seven Suns series, which flirts with actual competence, so for that too it was more than worth it.

numptyboy
Sep 6, 2004
somewhat pleasant

RBA Starblade posted:

Webb as Shani

Are we the baddies, usul.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Jason Isaacs as Gurney. I feel strongly about this.
yessssss


also

Vincent D'Onofrio as Baron Harkonnen


I think he has the chops

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Baron Harkonnen seems like he should be the comic relief, oddly enough.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



The Bloop posted:

yessssss


also

Vincent D'Onofrio as Baron Harkonnen


I think he has the chops

Damnnnnnnnn, yo, I was wracking my brain on that one. Good job!

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

ToxicSlurpee posted:

David Mitchell as Leto.

David Mitchell as Leto II.

David Mitchell as Paul.

David Mitchell as the Baron.

David Mitchell as Jessica.

David Mitchell as...well everybody.

Brian Blessed as the Baron.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Why did Paul have to be a god? Why not Alia?

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Zopotantor posted:

Brian Blessed as the Baron.

I'd pick him for Gurney Halleck, personally.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



BONGHITZ posted:

Why did Paul have to be a god? Why not Alia?

They....aren't?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy



crossposted from meme thread

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



don't copy that floppy, unless you can be many places at once

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

*please insert diskette 6 for Learn to Fold Space: Professional Edition*

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Bloop posted:

Vincent D'Onofrio as Baron Harkonnen


I think he has the chops

Yes.

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

The Bloop posted:

yessssss


also

Vincent D'Onofrio as Baron Harkonnen


I think he has the chops

*lays entire suspensor-elevated corpulent body horizontal to mimic the Goren tilt*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Vincent D'Onofrio would make a way better Thufir than he would a Baron Harkonnen.

EDIT: Speaking of which: Tony Shalhoub as Thufir.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Brad Dourif as Thufir this time!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Please believe me when I tell you....






....Paul Dano as Yueh

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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Dr. Phil as Dr. Yueh

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