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Who should be the Mod?
This poll is closed.
Anidav 14 0.14%
Dr Spaceman 2 0.02%
JBP 12 0.12%
bell jar 1 0.01%
GoldStandardConure 7 0.07%
Joseph Stalin 10016 99.64%
Total: 10052 votes
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million dollar mack
Aug 20, 2006
Larson ain't getting this cow.
*kicks can down the line*
*has au pairs and backpackers pick it up*

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

bell jar posted:

cut my proof into pieces
this is my au pair rort

visa dodging, no reason
don't give a gently caress if it's fruit picking season

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
By the way, why is Victoria selling off the Land Title Registry to First State Super?

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

tithin posted:

Show me where on the crab he touched you

oh he didn't use a crab

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Anidav posted:

By the way, why is Victoria selling off the Land Title Registry to First State Super?

Why would you sell the land title registry at all???

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Very interesting article from the ex head of the National Farmers Federation about climate change and drought policy.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/aug/28/drought-policy-must-reflect-climate-change-says-former-farmers-chief

Worth a click.

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

norp posted:

Why would you sell the land title registry at all???

Fat stacks of cash to spend on infrastructure projects, but I think in the case of titles office it's incredibly short sighted and will bite someone in the arse. The 1-2 timing of the titles sale and underground rail is deliberate. I do wonder if they are maybe planning it forward to offset any political fallout of property aquisitions to the corporate holder. With land prices dropping I'd be eyeing off the entirety of Punt Rd residents.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


Okay, now that the AFL are involved I'm now convinced this au pair thing is a sex trafficking cover

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/quaedvliegs/status/1033261493586804737

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/BrettMasonNews/status/1034302158856835072

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
That's my
That's my
That's my that's my that's my
Teeeeeeeaaaaaam

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Oh my god

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


What the gently caress :barf:

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/BevanShields/status/1034259584221736960

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It's a competition to see who is the most patriotic dad right?

Sharkie Cap Morrison versus Zinger Singer Bill.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Shouldn’t that be a Sharks pin?

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
my fathers fundie conservative cousin is furious that morrison wore a cap yesterday

its disrespectful

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://mobile.twitter.com/joshgnosis/status/1034278403623464961

You pretend to care about endangered children, but what if my friend's nanny wasn't there to perform the Heimlich on his lovely kid while he choked upon his raisin?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Why would the AFL boss want to let a random French woman into the country? Human trafficking? Maid slaves? Mistresses?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/number1comrade/status/1033964433175801857

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
has peter dutton ever ordered a “cheese pizza”

what do we know about the basements of “The AFL Stores”

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://mobile.twitter.com/reedfleming/status/1034214848714891264

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ginarush/status/1034269879203840000

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Anidav posted:

Why would the AFL boss want to let a random French woman into the country? Human trafficking? Maid slaves? Mistresses?

Not sure if serious
or vadina

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

It's a race between us who can repost the most El Robertson reposts

https://mobile.twitter.com/theboltreport/status/1034013967981543424

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

i dont even know what an aupair is

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/kemal_atlay/status/1032741455503081473

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Where like those cargo cult dudes in Vanuatu who view Prince Philip as some kind of messianic figure, except with rancid old American nationalism memes

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Synthbuttrange posted:

i dont even know what an aupair is

w͎̜͚̲̕h̴a͏͕͇̱̯̰t̸̥̘̟̖͖'͙̘̲͢s̡̼ ͚t̹̗̰̜̬͘h̩͕͎͙ͅe̢̪͈̙̻͓ ̼̯̗͎̳͖̰̀g̥o͍̞̼͇̟ ̰̹w̵͈̣͇i̫͙t̡̰̬h̞ ͓̰͓͓͇t̴̘̘̲ͅh͓e͇͕͝ͅ a͏̥̬̙͉̣ͅu̶̱̹̲ ̧͔̞p͇a͏̖͓i̸̼r̮s͈

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Synthbuttrange posted:

i dont even know what an aupair is

An immigrant servant

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Synthbuttrange posted:

i dont even know what an aupair is

i don't even own an au pair!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JoshButler/status/1034311557344198656

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013
Well, what's an au pair even cost, Micheal Morrison? Ten dollars?

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
somebody please rent me 5 acres of denuded land to rehabilitate

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

this broken hill posted:

somebody please rent me 5 acres of denuded land to rehabilitate

my body is ready

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax

hooman posted:

my body is ready
my vagina draws up the lowest groundwater and disperses it to your desperate roots

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

I don't think the concern was that he knew them, it's that his buddies just wanted to keep their kids' ersatz caregivers contraventional to BORDER FORCE LAWS, because they like her and think she's nice. Let's just call the government and tell him that this one can stay.

Probably not because of mistress stuff, historically the reason a master fucks a domestic worker (more recently an immigrant one) is because she can just be exiled at a whim

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/status/1034264778858889216

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Pairaukeelia

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I get the feeling it's going to be something weird like imported maids in Saudi Arabia and it's rich fuckos getting a maid above and outside the corrupt eye of Australian law.

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