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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1034850435453132800

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

"Everyone is looking for a strong source of passive income these days. That's why we're here to talk to you about the financial security and fun that comes with being a Papa John's franchise owner."

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Ugliest QB lineage belongs to the Colts



even Johnny U was no prize

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

DariusLikewise posted:

Dante Fowler is going to get traded to the Rams and become a star pass rushing linebacker for Wade Phillips
I would love to see the Jaguars get value for him. I hate his guts and rejoiced when they declined his 5th year option.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
I liked Peyton's coat when it was my grandma's couch

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

plaid jacket, striped tie, checked shirt is definitely a look

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Ehud posted:

Ugliest QB lineage belongs to the Colts



even Johnny U was no prize

Hey, that man had a haircut you could set your watch to.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Awww I wanted to root for Teddy. But I really want the Saints to fail at all times.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Peyton's outfit belongs on the car dealership owner who's going to shut down the local rec center.

Luck is the dimwitted but overly loyal henchman who will be bitten repeatedly by Air Bud.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Somewhere a Volkswagen is missing its seat covers.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Kalli posted:

Peyton's outfit belongs on the car dealership owner who's going to shut down the local rec center.

Luck is the dimwitted but overly loyal henchman who will be bitten repeatedly by Air Bud.

My god.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Kalli posted:

Peyton's outfit belongs on the car dealership owner who's going to shut down the local rec center.

Luck is the dimwitted but overly loyal henchman who will be bitten repeatedly by Air Bud.

Hahaha, this is too accurate

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
You guys jest about Peyton's jacket but Luck looks like he just rolled out of bed

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

Peyton's outfit belongs on the car dealership owner who's going to shut down the local rec center.

Luck is the dimwitted but overly loyal henchman who will be bitten repeatedly by Air Bud.

Should have sent a poet.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Kind of comforting that even millionaire QBs sometimes look dumb af when they put on suits

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Luck looks like he’s sweating profusely.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
His poor left arm carrying the weight of his dead rear end right arm.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Andrew Luck's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer schtick is wearing thin.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

weird Asian candy posted:

His poor left arm carrying the weight of his dead rear end right arm.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I like how there are people out there who look normal in a suit and then there are guys who look like a suit just sorta fell on them and they don't know how to get out.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!

Why is Luck wet at all times?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Are those the numbers of various random AFC victory banners hanging on opposite sides of Lucas Oil Stadium?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Quiet Feet posted:

I like how there are people out there who look normal in a suit and then there are guys who look like a suit just sorta fell on them and they don't know how to get out.

Ray Lewis always looks killer in a suit.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I dunno. I honestly think Bridgewater's peak value was *right* now. He's had a great camp and preseason, and there's still a week left before the season starts. This means a team picking him up now has a month or more for him to learn the offense and get comfortable with his teammates and actually contribute later in the season should he be needed. I think once the clock started on the season his value would have begun to decline more and more with each week because no one expects to pickup a quarterback in the middle of the season and have him be worth a drat. Yes, the Jets could have held out hope for a Bradford/Vikings situation, but I'm skeptical anyone would trade such a steep price for a QB who hasn't played in a couple of years.

This is silly. Bridgewater's ceiling as a player is a top 20 QB in the league. That is worth multiple one's because they never get traded. There are multiple reasons the Jets wern't getting that for him but the Saints have the potential of looking VERY smart here if say Brees gets hurt.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

:stare:

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Pops Mgee posted:

Why is Luck wet at all times?

Also why hasn't anyone taught him how to tend a beard

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

mcmagic posted:

This is silly. Bridgewater's ceiling as a player is a top 20 QB in the league. That is worth multiple one's because they never get traded. There are multiple reasons the Jets wern't getting that for him but the Saints have the potential of looking VERY smart here if say Brees gets hurt.

This is way more than just smart planning if Brees gets hurt, this is planning for the future. Teddy gets his feet a little wetter behind a Hall of Famer and when he hangs it up in 2-3 years you've got a very experienced starter who will still be only 27 years old.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Gonz posted:

Andrew Luck's Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer schtick is wearing thin.



Is that a flip phone?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Thaddius the Large posted:

Is that a flip phone?

You bet it is. Andrew Luck is confused by our modern ways.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Teddy is a year older than Baker Mayfield. He’s a great pickup for the future.

Glad to get a 3rd rounder in return. Really a win for everyone involved.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Teddy is starter worthy, but his health is a concern.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Leon Einstein posted:

Teddy is starter worthy, but his health is a concern.

I mean, what are the odds that all of the tendons and ligaments in his leg explode for no reason at all...again?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
12&18 ironically will be the record of the next head coach of the Colts before he gets poo poo canned by Jim Irsay.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Teddy is a year older than Baker Mayfield. He’s a great pickup for the future.

Glad to get a 3rd rounder in return. Really a win for everyone involved.

It's fine for the Jets but this could be a exceptional trade for the Saints.

mcmagic fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 30, 2018

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Jesus christ Jets, martavis Bryant was a 3rd you could have waited and gotten a 1st

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

YOLOsubmarine posted:

I mean, what are the odds that all of the tendons and ligaments in his leg explode for no reason at all...again?

Didn't they rebuild him? Made him stronger? How much would a player like that cost?

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Inspector 34 posted:

Didn't they rebuild him? Made him stronger? How much would a player like that cost?

About 6 mil a year

Same as Joey Bosa’s life insurance payout

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Blitz7x posted:

Jesus christ Jets, martavis Bryant was a 3rd you could have waited and gotten a 1st

In no world does Teddy B go for a first. The Martavis for a third was an egregious overpay anyway

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


pmchem posted:

About 6 mil a year

Same as Joey Bosa’s life insurance payout

So young :smith:

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Pops Mgee posted:

Why is Luck wet at all times?

The shape of water.

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